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Chapter five hundred and thirtieth fellows see fellows

"Shhh... don't talk."

Yan Ning winked at Jiang Wujue. Jiang Wujue understood it instantly and nodded. Yan Ning then let go of his hand.

Then Jiang Wujue seemed to think of something, and his face suddenly became extremely bad: "Did your hand touch the bones of a dead person just now?"

Yan Ning also reacted, smiled embarrassedly, and whispered: "When is it now? A real man is not careful. This is the hand that wipes his butt, and he has to cover your mouth!"

When Jiang Wujue heard this, he couldn't help but retching, but he saw clearly the surrounding environment and forced himself to go back.

It turned out that the manhole cover was the rest room for the base station guards. At this time, there were many upper and lower bunks around them, and all the upper ones were asleep to guard them.

Yan Ning and Jiang Wujue came to the base station to find a way to send a signal to Huang Dongdong. Naturally, they didn't want to get involved with these guards, so they didn't dare to disturb them. After covering the manhole cover, they left the lounge lightly.

After pushing open the door, Yan Ning found a patrol guard not far ahead. He quickly knocked Jiang Wujue back: "Wait, there is someone outside!"

"What should I do?" Jiang Wujue turned around and looked at the sleeping guard behind him, "I'm attacked from both sides!"

Yan Ning did not answer, but opened a crack in the door and carefully observed the situation outside.

puff……

Yan Ning was startled and quickly turned around: "You fart?"

"Cough cough..." Jiang Wujue said embarrassedly, "Sisi prescribed a small stove for me in the morning, stir-fried soybeans with fennel..."

"Damn it!" Yan Ning suddenly felt a stench penetrate into his nostrils. He was so disgusting that he almost vomited out: "What are you eating? Why did you make such an immoral dish?"

Jiang Wujue spread his hands: "The first time Sisi cooked for me, I can't refuse. Besides, it's not easy to have these two things in this desert... I guess you just covered my mouth and held it back into your stomach in one breath, and it turned out..."

puff……

While speaking, Jiang Wujue farted again.

"Puff... Damn, I'm about to be poisoned to death by you!" Yan Ning whispered: "You can't bear it?"

"This...can't help it!"

"Then find something to get stuck!"

Jiang Wujue wanted to cry without tears.

"Ahem..."

At this time, the guards resting in the lounge seemed to smell the stinking. They were still dreaming of the house frowned in pain and struggled constantly on the bed.

Seeing this scene, Yan Ning couldn't help but say, "Your poison is so terrible. Don't wake up all the guards!"

Jiang Wujue's face turned red like a monkey's butt. He didn't dare to speak at all, for fear that his head would leak as soon as he spoke, so he simply closed his mouth and clamped his anus.

Yan Ning thought that this was not a solution, so he quickly held his breath and continued to observe the situation outside the door.

After a while, he saw the guard outside the door leaving, then waved and said without looking back: "Okay, the guard outside is gone, let's go out soon."

But after waiting for a long time, Jiang Wujue could not respond. He immediately thought to himself that something was wrong. He turned his head stiffly and found that the guards behind him had woken up at some point. He was holding weapons and aiming at Yan Ning and Jiang Wujue. Jiang Wujue raised his hands and looked at Yan Ning with a depressed look on his face: "That... I want to call you, but I'm afraid that they will shoot as soon as I open my mouth."

A guard first opened the window, took a deep breath outside, then came to his senses and said, "Damn, who did you two put poison? What poison is so powerful at this time? I feel like I'm about to suffocate!"

Yan Ning was speechless, wondering how these guards would feel if they knew that they had heard that Jiang Wujue's farts were all the time.

"Boss, why do I feel that these two people are familiar?" said a guard.

After hearing this, the guard who seemed to be the leader looked at Yan Ning and Jiang Wujue carefully. After his subordinates reminded him, he felt that he had seen them somewhere, but he just couldn't remember it.

Jiang Wujue frowned and kept winking at Yan Ning, asking him to come up with advice quickly. Yan Ning was also panicked. In desperation, he shouted loudly: "Shidanzi, are you a little angry? You don't even know me, son?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the lounge was stunned.

Jiang Wujue felt that the sky was about to collapse, but who knew that Yan Ning would suddenly say something like this: "It's over, it's over, this time I have to explain it here. Brother Yan Ning is not afraid of bullets, I'm scared!"

The guards in the lounge were silent for a moment, and then they all put down their guns one by one. The leading guard slapped his head, stepped forward affectionately and grabbed Yan Ning's hand, and said, "So they are fellow villagers! How do you know my nickname?"

Jiang Wujue opened his mouth wide and looked at the scene in front of him speechlessly.

"By the way! I am your third brother. Are you living a comfortable life here? Forgot all the third brother?!"

When the guard heard this, he shook his head quickly: "I don't dare to forget, I remember it all! But... Third brother, what are you doing here?!"

"It's Te Niang who asked me to come here to bring you fruits!" Yan Ning wrote casually.

Yan Ning was speechless in his heart. He just said this casually in desperation. Unexpectedly, these guards really believed his words. It seemed that they were not fake treasure qi, but real treasure qi. (Bao Qi: means stupid. Dialect in Sichuan.)

What Yan Ning didn't expect was that the guards in the entire lounge were all from the same place. It seemed that the Changsheng Cult can still buy people and buy groups...

"Fruit? I haven't eaten fruit for many years. Where is it?" The guard leader was immediately excited when he heard this.

Yan Ning quickly took out a small bag of apples from the Sumeru Ring and took it out from behind: "Where is this!"

These guards didn't know how long they had been in the ancient city of Huangsha. Now when they saw fruits, they were drooling. Yan Ning took out no more or less apples, just one by one, and they quickly divided them all.

After the guards finished eating the apples, they kept smacking their lips one by one, looking unsatisfied with their clothes.

The guard leader said, "Third brother, thank you! You will give us a bag of fruits after such a long journey..."

"You're welcome, you're welcome, that's the case... We have something to do now, so let's not disturb you, let's take a step first!" Yan Ning said with a forced smile.

"Okay, okay, third brother, please walk slowly. Remember to bring a message to my mother to ask her to pay more attention to her health. I will go back to see her in two years!"

The guard leader looked reluctant and opened the door for Yan Ning and Jiang Wujue to watch them leave.
Chapter completed!
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