Chapter 796 The reason for being so stupid
“Geehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Even though he realized that this guy's words made people laugh. Jian Yubai Xiaochun and the two girls covered their mouths and chuckled again, their eyes curled into crescent moons.
The corners of my mouth were slightly raised, and my smile was like a blooming firework!
Even Ye Chen couldn't help but admire - the peerless beauty!
Not to mention the guy who drools when he sees a beautiful woman...
The guy who was wailing and cursing said nothing, staring at Jian Yubai Xiaochun without blinking. These two people made him overwhelmed and dazzled.
Bang!
The guy who flew backwards fell heavily to the ground and woke up again.
Gululu got up, ran towards Ye Chen, and said angrily: "Human, you dare to play tricks on me, believe it or not, I ate you today?"
"Don't believe it!"
Ye Chen laughed and said, "If you want to eat, it depends on you don't have the ability!"
"oops!"
Seeing that Ye Chen was even more arrogant than him, this guy was very angry. He tore off his animal skin and threw it on the ground, and said angrily: "Come on, shameful human, I'm not powerful today..."
puff……
He just rushed to Ye Chen and was hit in the lower abdomen with a fierce punch!
"Ao..."
After being hit hard, the guy screamed and fell to the ground, tired, covered his stomach, and rolled around.
After more than ten seconds, he murmured and suddenly stopped moving!
“…”
Looking at the guy who pretended to be dead, Ye Chen looked speechless. MMP, I can't tell the magnitude of the force when taking action. The pain is inevitable, but it will never hurt to death.
"Why are you so careless?"
Of course, Ye Chen did not expose it and sighed: "After all, it is a living life, and I was beaten to death by my master!"
"Damn it, human boy, you are a little conscientious. I've been beaten to death by you, so hurry up and leave!"
"Stop chatting here, annoying!"
Hearing Ye Chen's words, the guy pretending to be dead was proud, gently thrust his stomach in pain, and cursed in a low voice: "Damn it, human boy, it's so hard to start!"
"It's so strange. It's obvious that you don't have any cultivation level, but you can defeat me. It's incredible!"
"Oh, if you die, you will die. There is nothing you can do about it!"
Jianyu sighed: "Let's keep rushing!"
"Isn't it appropriate for us to just throw his body here?"
Bai Xiaochun grabbed the two people who were about to leave and said wailingly: "After all, it's a monster in the demon realm, so let's bury it."
"Damn, go quickly, why are you burying? I'm not dead, don't bury it, waste your time?"
When the guy heard Jian Yu's words, he was very happy, but when he heard Bai Xiaochun's words, his face was full of displeasure. Although he closed his eyes and pretended to be dead, the expression on his face was very rich.
Jian Yubai Xiaochun almost couldn't help laughing out loud.
"Forget it, it's too troublesome to bury it. I think it's better to burn it just right!" Ye Chen suppressed his smile.
Whoosh!
Before he finished speaking, the guy who pretended to be dead suddenly bounced up like a spring, pointing at Ye Chen and angrily: "Human boy, your ventricle is really cruel."
"I'm dead, you haven't let my body go yet. Why are you so cruel?"
"You are not worthy of being a human being!"
"And you, and you, you are so beautiful, so cute, so white, so tender, why are you thinking about burying me?"
After scolding Ye Chen, he turned to Bai Xiaochun and said angrily: "Don't you know, are you pretending to be dead?"
“…”
It seemed that I realized that I had said the wrong thing and hurriedly covered my mouth.
puff!
puff!
puff!
After having enough fun, there will be no more fun. Ye Chen no longer wastes time with him, punching him in the stomach.
After a few seconds, he beat the guy half to death, fell to the ground with his body rolled up, and kept wailing. This time, it was the heart-wrenching pain.
I felt like my stomach was shaking, like a dozen strong winds. I wanted to vomit, but I couldn't vomit anything.
"Human boy..."
puff!
What else do you want to say? Ye Chen stepped on his face and said with a smile: "Just now, I thought I was easy to bully, and I still want to occupy my wife?"
"I want to eat me!"
"No, no, no, absolutely no!"
The guy shook his head like a rattle, quickly deny it, and forced a smile: "Hehe, really, no, really, believe me!"
"If you don't want to die, get up quickly!"
"I don't want to die, I definitely don't want to die. Whoever wants to die is a bastard!"
Hearing this, Gu Lu climbed up, followed Ye Chen and nodded and bowed, looked at Jian Yubai Xiaochun, and a hint of regret came out.
"What's going on with you? Don't tell me what you want to avenge your tribe members or something like that!"
Ye Chen pointed to the corpse of the gray wolf on the ground and asked. In order to prevent this guy from continuing to make jokes, he put his palm on his shoulder and used a little force.
"No, definitely not!"
My shoulders hurt and I didn't dare to smile. I hurriedly explained: "This is the situation we set. As long as someone shoots them, we will chase them out!"
"Then, seek some benefits!"
"Haha, I really didn't expect that with your intelligence, you could come up with such a way!"
Hearing his explanation, Ye Chen gave out his thumbs up, it was really not easy.
"That's!"
This guy didn't realize Ye Chen's sarcasm. On the contrary, he felt that Ye Chen was praising him, and raised his head proudly: "In our village, I am the representative of intelligence!"
"My methods were taught to me by my grandfather. Grandpa said, I am the most talented and have the highest IQ!"
“What about humans?”
Ye Chen continued to ask questions.
"Human?"
This guy didn't seem to be able to lie. When he heard this, he looked up at Ye Chen, hesitated for a moment, and finally chose to explain: "Grandpa said that humans are all stupid, very stupid!"
"If one day you meet humans in the demon realm, you don't have to be afraid at all. Just go straight to it. They are very afraid of death. As long as you scare it, you will be obedient."
"You are the first time I have seen a human being, but it seems different from what my grandfather said. I don't know if you are stupid or not, but you are not stupid!"
"Actually, even I can win, that's not stupid!"
"Your grandpa is still alive now? Has he seen humans?"
Ye Chen raised his eyebrows. If this guy's answer was useless, it would not be painful to die if he had a palm.
"Well, grandpa is still alive, he naturally has seen humans!"
When he heard Ye Chen's question, he looked up at him with dissatisfaction, as if he was saying, "It's true that he's still stupid. If my grandfather hadn't seen humans, would he tell me so many things?"
Unaware that he was only one step away from death just now.
"Lead the way!"
Ye Chen no longer talks nonsense. If he talks with such a person, he may feel a little fun at first, but over time, he will become boring and completely disinterested.
"Uh-huh!"
When the guy heard Ye Chen ask him to return to the village, he was very excited, with an unconcealed light in his eyes.
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Chapter completed!