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Chapter 1 Are you here to be funny!

China, mountainous areas in the western part, forest village.

In the forest village, there is a shabby thatched hut. An old man in sloppy clothes flicked his hand and threw an envelope on a table in front of him.

"This is your reward for this mission, and a new mission I have found for you. The envelope contains a ticket to Linhai City. This mission is very simple, and there are also beautiful women!"

Old Man Lin smiled badly.

Lin Chen, who was standing aside, saw the smile on the old man in front of him, and suddenly there were tens of thousands of mud horses running around in his heart.

Because he knew the old man in front of him who had lived with him for more than 20 years, as long as he showed such a smile on his face, it would be absolutely not a good thing.

Good thing? Old man, don’t fool me. If it’s a good thing, you won’t be this kind of smile on your face.

Lin Chen picked up the envelope on the table, opened it and looked inside. It would be fine if he didn't look at it, but Lin Chen was furious as soon as he saw it.

I am an orphan. I have lived with this old man for twenty years since I was a child. In the past twenty years, I have studied and practiced, washing clothes and smelly socks for him, and I have also gone out to do tasks to work hard. The old man gave him pitifully little money every time, and the money he gave this time was even more pitiful.

This made Lin Chen feel angry.

"Fuck, Old Monster Lin, I have followed you for twenty years, working for you, making a cow and horse for me. You just gave me fifty dollars, not even a hundred dollars. Do you think you can make this statement?

Also, the task I went to M Country this time will be paid at least one million yuan! Just give me fifty!!!”

The anger in Lin Chen's heart was as strong as oil and water.

The old man sitting beside him squinted his eyes, pressed his nostrils hard with his fingers, snorted coldly, pointed at Lin Chen's head and cursed:

"Ma, you guys have the face to say about your mission to the United States this time? If you guys didn't take care of your belt when doing the mission.

Can it become like this now? Not only did I not get the money, but I, Old Man Lin, spent a lot of money to get you back from Country M."

Hearing this, Lin Chen, who was standing aside and angry, suddenly became depressed.

A month ago, Old Man Lin took a task for Lin Chen in the United States. He had said it was very good before. After the mission was over, Old Man Lin built a four-story western-style building for Lin Chen in Lin Village and married the best village flower in Shanglin Village.

However, since Lin Chen arrived in the United States, he suddenly felt itchy when he saw that the person rescued was a top beauty.

In the end, he rescued the beauty from the bloody scene alone, but he did not take care of his belt and took the opportunity to put the best American girl on.

This incident angered the girl's father and caught Lin Chen in anger. Not only did he not get any compensation, but he also paid a lot of money.

The old man Lin, who was sitting aside, saw Lin Chen not saying a word, and then used his index finger to dig hard in his nostril for a while, then flicked his hand, and the black nose and shit on the index finger flew towards Lin Chen.

Lin Chen, who was standing aside, moved his ears for a moment, then his body moved slightly, and the black nose and shit rubbed past Lin Chen's clothes.

"Well! Not bad, your hearing is getting sharper, and your body's speed and coordination are getting better and better. If you go to this mission, I promise you will fall in love with this mission."

Old Man Lin used the hand that had just finished picking his nose to scratch and scratch his feet again. After scratching his feet, he began to pick his nose again.

Lin Chen, who was standing aside, had long been used to Old Man Lin's signature movements, and had no intention of disgust at all.

"What if I say I won't go?" Lin Chen frowned, and his tone was a little unhappy.

"Hmph, don't you go? If you don't go, then I will tell the village head widow Dongniu that you can peek at her to take off her clothes at night.

Humph, if you don’t go, then I will tell Xiaoyu at the west end of the village that you stole three pairs of red underwear and a pink underwear..."

When Lin Chen heard what Old Man Lin said, he frowned and said hurriedly: "No, don't, stop talking, I'll go, can't I go!"

"That's right! You have to be obedient. I give your life to me. It's okay. After you leave, I won't tell the people in the village that you peeked at the village chief's wife taking a bath last night."

Old Man Lin said with a giggle smile, he seemed to enjoy talking about the heroic deeds of Lin Chen.

"Well, after you go to Linhai City this time, find a person named Fang Zhencheng, and he will tell you what to do.

By the way, you should work harder after you arrive in Linhai City, find more daughters-in-law for me, and pass on the family line for our Lin family! Remember, the purpose of our Lin family is to be better, and the more you get better!"

After hearing the words of Old Monster Lin, Lin Chen really wanted to beat this guy up.

"Remember, when you go out, you must take out your romantic and indulgent spirit in the village, so that you can get the girls in the metropolis."

"Let's go! Pack up your things and get out! If you can't find your wife, don't come back to see me. Also, you must practice the nameless martial arts you gave you."

After saying this, Old Man Lin got up and walked towards the inner room.

Lin Chen's eyes twitched for a moment, and Old Man Lin's clothes disappeared layer by layer. When Lin Chen saw Old Man Lin waving his butt to the room, he muttered in a low voice: "Oh, this old man is so stupid that he is not wearing underwear."

After saying this, Lin Chen picked up the envelope and money on the table and turned around and walked out of the room.

Doudu…

At this time, on a train from Lin County to Linhai City, a young man with pretty eyes and a torn sportswear, carrying a large sack behind him, holding a yellowed train ticket in his hand, looking for his seat around.

"Well... 38? This seat number is so weird! I don't know how that old monster bought the ticket, but he actually chose such a woman's name!"

The young man suddenly put the big sack on his back on his seat, patted his clothes with his hands, and suddenly a lot of dust popped up from his sportswear.

The young man sat on the seat of the sack and fell asleep.

I don’t know how long it took, the young man was woken up by someone.

The young man was sleepy and rubbed his eyes. When he saw a woman sitting in the seat next to him, his eyes suddenly opened wide, a flash of light flashed, and then a smirk appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"This woman is the best! Her bust is 85, waist is 25, hip is 35. Damn, this is much better than the figure of Xiaoyu and Niu Widow in the village."

The young man's eyes twitched for a moment, and he was shocked:

"Damn it, I didn't expect this top girl to have such a special hobby? She actually wears Barbie dolls and Gareth's side?"

"Damn it! Her underwear is actually...it's a fucking pattern of a tadpole looking for her mother! Fuck, are women in metropolitans so open now?"

This top-notch woman has a demonic breast posture, and she happens to be wearing a low-collared dress. She has a large area of ​​snow-white skin exposed on her chest. Her plump and majestic posture is also slightly trembling due to her breathing.

Seeing this scene, Lin Chen frowned slightly. He had seen many women, whether they were charming or ladylike, but the woman sitting next to him made his eyes lit up.
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