Since the founding of the People's Republic of China, there has been an unwritten rule, that is, animals cannot become sperm after the founding of the People's Republic of China.

This was what Zhou Zekai saw when he was watching online jokes. At that time, Zhou Zekai wanted to say, “Not to mention after the founding of the People’s Republic of China, even before the founding of the People’s Republic of China, shouldn’t animals become sperm?

But Zhou Zekai, who has always been materialism and pursues science, never thought that one day he would really become a monster! And... well, he was a stupid cat monster who was deceived by someone's inner alchemy.

At this time, Zhou Zekai was wearing yellow patterns, which was the most common Chinese pastoral cat. Well... it was still an orange cat.

He stood on the table and saw himself in the mirror through the makeup mirror. His hair was clean and smooth. The whole cat was a little fat, which made him always frown when he looked at it. Zhou Zekai, who had raised a cat before, knew that nine out of ten orange cats were fat, and one was very fat. Now... well, this should be called gaining weight?

Zhou Zekai, who turned into a monster for the first time, was a little confused. He became a cat and felt even more confused. He couldn't help but stretch out his claws and pressed them on the mirror. The orange cat in the mirror looked serious, as if he was thinking about what cat food to eat at noon. The fat man's face looked cute and wanted people to be □□.

"What's going on!!!"

Zhou Zekai, who has always been a good temper, couldn't help but swear, but the sound made was the cat's lingering cry.

"Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow~"

Not to mention it, it sounds pretty good!

Zhou Zekai glanced at his fat little claws and didn't know what to do. Although he was a monster, this monster lost his inner elixir and could not transform into a nest grass! Snake spirit is sick!

But the more he looked at the claws, Zhou Zekai could not control himself. He suddenly stretched his claws in front of his mouth, stretched out his tongue and couldn't help but lick it twice, and then the whole cat was stiff there.

"Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!"

"Bao, babe, babe, babe, babe!!!"

After licking the cat's paws with his tongue twice, Zhou Zekai realized that he had just done something! He just felt that his whole body, oh no, the whole cat was not good...

Although he knows that cats love to lick their paws, he is unhappy to lick their paws like this. After all, he is still a human being!

As he thought about it, Zhou Zekai tried hard to get his eyes away from his paws, and then looked at himself in the mirror again - the orange cat who had been gaining weight for the time being, who was still a male cat.

Should he be glad that he hasn't become a eunuch yet?

The wisher this time was a cat demon. This cat demon gave his inner alchemy to a human more than 300 years ago. The cat demon could transform into a shape and was a very cute boy. At that time, in order to save his friend, he dedicated his inner alchemy. However, the cat demon without the inner alchemy was only able to wander and reincarnate. Here we have to mention the evolution process of the cat demon.

It is not in vain to say that cats have nine lives. Even if the cat demon lost its inner alchemy back then, it actually lost its ability and magic power to transform into an ordinary cat. The result is that, the cat demon still believed in humans stupidly. Nine lives have only been played for three hundred years, and only one life is left.

If the cat demon's inner alchemy cannot be found, then when its life span is over, it will really die.

However, the wish made by this cat demon is contrary to the inner alchemy. It hopes that it can become an internet celebrity cat and make a lot of money for its owner, because this owner is the descendant of a person who once gave the inner alchemy to the cat demon. Before, it took back the inner alchemy after the owner had an accident, but it did not want to become a human. Because the inner alchemy sensed too much human emotions, it hopes to use its last life to protect its current owner and support her.

He sighed helplessly. Zhou Zekai was really tired when he looked at himself in the mirror, because if it were other cats, such as ragdoll cats, British short blue cats, or folding cats, as long as he was beautiful, he would be a matter of minutes to become an internet celebrity cat? But have you ever seen a pastoral orange cat who became an internet celebrity in minutes?

Zhou Zekai thinks that making an orange cat an internet celebrity cat is harder than making money! Even if he becomes a cat, he can still trade stocks? But being an internet celebrity... Haha, is it okay to not be proficient in business?

Just as Zhou Zekai was thinking about how to become a cat that became popular overnight, he did not notice that a pretty girl had opened the door and walked in. Then, after seeing him standing in front of the mirror, he came up and stroked Zhou Zekai's head with his hands.

"Goudan'er, are you starting to be narcissistic again? Come on, mom, Goudan'er is the cuteest cat in the world~"

As he said that, he picked Zhou Zekai up from the table, and then she lay on the bed. Zhou Zekai sat on her chest, with her two small claws pressing against each other's white and tender chest, and her body was gently stroked.

Ah... so comfortable... Almost for a moment, the cat's instinct made Zhou Zekai feel very comfortable. His two little claws stepped on each other's chest, causing the girl who was holding Zhou Zekai, Chu Meng, to squint her eyes with a smile.

"How old are you still stepping on breasts? But Goudan'er, you said you have gained weight again recently, otherwise let's lose weight?"

Touching the cat's head and discussing with the cat. Chu Meng looked at the cat she raised since she was a child. She felt that the more she looked, the more cute she became. She couldn't help but go up and kiss her, feeling that cats in the world were not as cute as dogs.

Finally, Zhou Zekai completely regained his rationality after hearing the other party's words. How could he say... he didn't dare to move his claws. Even if he rubbed his hands comfortably, he didn't dare to move, and even his expression was a little serious.

Because he felt that he was facing the biggest challenge in cat life again.

What should he do if his master named him Goudan'er?

Oh, this is nothing, because Zhou Zekai has already seen the nameplate beside him, and his name is actually called Xuanyuan Goudaner.

Hoho OK?

"Goudan'er, Goudan'er, you said you are so cute, why don't the school keep you? I secretly brought you here to raise you, for fear that you will run away. Do you know how many stray dogs and cats in the school?"

Chu Meng touched her Goudan'er's head and body, felt the soft hair, and felt that even if there was something unhappy, she would be fine if she touched Goudan'er.

While enjoying human services, Zhou Zekai finally regained his IQ.

Perhaps after becoming a cat, his IQ was also affected by the cat. Zhou Zekai felt that he could no longer fall into depravity.

He must tell this human that he will change his name! He must not call him Xuanyuan Goudaner anymore! Well! That's it!

Moreover, the wisher is a cat demon. He took away his inner elixir because the shoveler in front of him, Chu Meng, was killed on the way out of school and back to the rental house, so the inner elixir came back by himself. What Zhou Zekai has to do now is to protect Chu Meng.

Chu Meng, who had been stroking her own Goudan'er for a while, always felt that Goudan'er was a little unhappy today. Chu Meng was in a bad mood. She called her family and had another quarrel. Since she berated her father and married her stepmother, Chu Meng felt that she was like an outsider and went to college to hide from the family. Thinking of her father asking her to go home this year, Chu Meng was very upset.

But no matter how annoying it is, I still have to write the paper. Chu Meng was in the Finance Department of Evergrande next to her sophomore year. Although she came back early today, the task was not light at all. So she carried her own Goudan'er to her small study, put Goudan'er on her lap, and then turned on the laptop.

Zhou Zekai has to admit that as a cat, he has been touched and held by humans, which is really great, so good that he wants to fall asleep...

However, Zhou Zekai decided to know Chu Meng more, and then jumped to the table beside him and squatted aside to watch Chu Meng check the information.

Chu Meng was inquiring about the classic financial case textbooks. She learned these things, so she naturally had to write them in the thesis, so she occasionally stroking her own dogdaner while writing her thesis. Chu Meng was very serious, and Zhou Zekai also watched Chu Meng write the thesis seriously and came to a conclusion.

Well, it's nonsense.

After reaching the conclusion, Zhou Zekai ignored it and jumped on Chu Meng's leg again. He found a comfortable position and fell asleep on Chu Meng's leg.

Cats... always feel that they need sleep for twenty hours a day.

Chu Meng didn't care about it and continued to write her own paper. After writing it for a long time, she finally finished writing the paper and remembered that she had not recorded a video for Goudan'er today...

Nowadays, there is a pet who wants to show off on the Internet. Of course, Chu Meng is the same. She picked up Goudan'er in her first year in college. This year, Goudan'er is over one year old. Chu Meng posted a Weibo for it, which is called Xuanyuan Goudan'er. She always posts some selfies and videos of Goudan'er. Although her popularity is not high, Chu Meng still likes to post these things to share.

However, seeing that Goudan'er seemed tired today, she gently placed Goudan'er in her nest, took a photo of Goudan'er sleeping, and posted it.

[Xuanyuan Goudaner v: I am a little tired today, so I won’t chat with my beloved friends. [Picture]]

Probably...every pet owner is a drama scoundrel...

Seeing that fans quickly left messages on Weibo, Chu Meng was very happy. After thinking about it, she decided to make a sumptuous homemade cat food for His Majesty.

Oh, I forgot to say that Chu Meng usually calls her cat Goudan'er, but there are times when she calls His Majesty. After all, Xuanyuan Xuanyuan... This is the emperor's surname!

I don’t know how long it took, Zhou Zekai, who was sleeping soundly suddenly smelled a scent. As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw the little fish that was close to him. He opened his mouth almost without hesitation. Then Chu Meng held his cell phone while stuffing the little fish into his mouth. Then he looked at his own dog Daner with a confused look on his face. Emma was about to die of cuteness!

After seeing Chu Meng holding his cell phone, Zhou Zekai realized that he had done something stupid and actually ate human things! He still fed it! So almost immediately, his two claws covered his face, and then a crack was exposed to peek at Chu Meng...

"Damn it's so embarrassing!!!"
Chapter completed!