Chapter 15 Zhuang Zhou dreams of butterflies?
He quickly moved back and said, "Ah?!" Do you need to pretend? The clownish brother Fang Yiai used to be so stupid that he never had to pretend.
"By the way, Fang Jun, you are honest. Tell Brother Wei that you were cowardly and cowardly in front of Brother Wei, and don't like learning. You only know whether you are pretending to be a fool. Sister Shu didn't remind me but didn't pay attention. She just thought that your personality changed drastically after being injured." Li Ke circled around me, and it was a bit like gossiping everyone.
"Brother, I'm really not pretending." Li Ke's eyes were a little dangerous, so he quickly explained with a smile.
"Hmph, it's strange if I believe you. Brother Jun, don't say you are writing poetry. Even if it's an ordinary couplet, you will never be able to match it. Tell me quickly, otherwise, don't blame me for being ruthless today." Li Ke also had a gloomy face, wearing my gloves, holding my treasure bow in his left hand, lifting my sword in his right hand, and gestured towards my forehead.
"Do you really want me to tell me?" My expression was very embarrassed at this moment. Li Ke and Li Shu's eyes were glowing, and they were excited gossip expressions, and they all said loudly: "Say!"
I sighed and looked at Youyun in the distance, and said leisurely and heavyly: "At this point, I will tell you the truth. Originally, I wanted to keep this secret until I get old and bring it into the grave. OK, I confess, that day, the moment my father's big hand fell on my head, suddenly, a gust of wind and clouds surged, Oh, why are you kicking me?"
Li Shu's face turned red and smiled, and he withdrew his feet: "The wind and clouds are surging? I didn't expect that Uncle Fang, a great scholar, had already achieved the ability of ghosts and gods. I think Jun Ge'er's martial arts was the true teachings of Fang Xiang? Keep bragging, I see what tricks you can do."
Despise this little goblin, adjusting his emotions, my expression seemed solemn and deep, and continued: "I am dreaming, oh I don't know if I am in a dream or in reality, I saw a senior expert standing in front of me."
Li Ke's eyes changed when he looked at me. It seemed that he wanted to kick me, so he quickly speeded up the rhythm of his speech: "He changed a magic spell, allowing me to travel through time and space, and travel through reincarnation. In the future, I saw many strange things. I don't know how long it took, or my whole life, or just a blink of an eye, everything seemed so mysterious and unpredictable. Finally, I woke up from my dream, so I was no longer Fang Yizhi."
"Is that true?" Li Shu gritted his teeth, his eyes as if he saw a yellow dog on the roadside. I flashed. This time, I finally avoided the little loli's black feet.
"I am neither Fang Yiai, but Fang Yiai Zhuang Zhou Mengdian Butterfly. Who butterfly is me, and I am Who butterfly? I am still inseparable from the butterfly." I took a long breath and stood up, like Cao Zhi, who had made a poem in seven steps, stepped on the steps of helplessness and sadness, and walked away from the dangerous brother and sister: "Drink a bowl of Mengpo soup and walk through the Naihe Bridge. I know the past life, and leave the surname on the Sansheng Stone in this life. I don't know who he is in the next life, and I forget the three life things when drinking the soup. Is this so important? Is Fang Yiai really that important?" My eyes contained thousands of years of helplessness and sadness looking at the roasted rabbit that was fragrant dozens of meters away. I remembered that I was excited all morning and I had never even tasted porridge. I was so frightened that I was so frightened that my mouth was dry and my stomach was rolling in my stomach.
I looked at the corner of my eyes, very hidden. I saw Li Shu staring at my back, her eyes flashing like water, reflecting the beautiful waves. Looking at my back, my eyes were a little confused, and my plump red lips trembled slightly, as if I was chewing on my poem just now. Gradually, my cheeks were blushing slightly. What's wrong with the glaze of glass that had already overflowed in my eyes? What's this little loli doing? Am I so sensational?
"Drink a bowl of Mengpo soup and walk there for a while. I don't know who he is in the next life. I don't know who he will have sex in the next life. I don't know who he will have sex in the next life. I don't know who he will have sex in the next life." Li Ke sighed very much. Ignore me, shook my head alone, and walked along the lake beach with my sword in a daze. Is the robbery a crazy thing?
Li Shu was still staring at me, too scared, and forced a smile at the girl: "I'll go and see the prey." After a trip, the two brothers and sisters were really
I chewed on delicious barbecue, drank wine, and watched Cheng Chuliang get into a sturdy and strong dandy. I don’t have to worry about my house loan, I don’t have to worry about not having enough money to buy rice, I don’t have to worry about being late for work today, I don’t have to worry about being caught by my leader playing games during work hours, and I don’t have to worry about my girlfriend falling out of poverty and falling out of me. This is happiness.
Li Shu and the group of women were crowded together, not knowing what they said, which caused a burst of exclamation. The little goblin laughed proudly, and even slanted me with his eyes and ignored her.
Li Ke seemed to have returned to normal. He held the wine glass and rabbit legs and joined the cheering ranks. His shameless uncle started cheering for his brother-in-law again.
Li Yi and Li Yexu who had excessive drinking had some trouble, and he insisted on competing with another senior official's skills. The unfilial grandson of Li Jing, the number one general of the Tang Dynasty, was indeed not covered. There were many tricks on the running horse's back. I even saw the damn Thomas's Spinning Buddha on it. I was really not drunk and absolutely nothing was talking nonsense. That was indeed Thomas, no, it should be called Li Yexu Spinning--
I shook my head a little dizzy and bit the rabbit meat. It was very fat and tender, and it smells good!!!
A horse neighed, followed by a deafening scream sounded not far away. Li Yexu flew up from the horse's back with his teeth and claws, and a big horse fell heavily on the soft grass.
Suddenly, Li Yexu stood up with a slanted head, "Brother Yexu, lie down quickly and don't show off." Li Ke, who was standing next to him, quickly grabbed this guy.
"It's okay, this beast." Li Yexu was so angry that he was embarrassed in front of so many people.
"The horse's hooves are lame." Cheng Chuliang looked at Li Yexu's front hooves with heartache. It was obvious that a crack appeared on the front hooves, and a trace of blood was oozing, and the horse kept whining.
Cheng Chuliang glanced at Li Yexu, and Li Yexu nodded in disbelief. Cheng Chuliang didn't say anything, and with a chorus, he pulled out the barrier knife handed over by his servant.
"Stop!" As a volunteer in green environmental protection and a member of the Animal Protection Association, I couldn't help it. I threw down the rabbit's legs, wiped the oil stains on my mouth, and stepped forward a few big steps to stop the blood-sucking Cheng Chuliang. "What are you doing?"
Cheng Chuliang looked at me strangely: "Brother Jun, you are this."
"What are you doing if you kill a good horse? There is so much wild game, so you don't have to eat it, right?" Although I am not good at equestrianism, I still like this kind of elegant animal very much.
"" Cheng Chuliang seemed to be speechless by my scolding. He looked at me strangely, then turned his head to look at Li Ke.
"Brother Jun seems that your head disease has not yet been cured." Li Ke walked over with a heartache, patted me on the shoulder, and wanted to drag me away and let Cheng Chuliang kill him. No.
I am as stable as Mount Tai, and my weapon is so majestic. Li Ke used his strength to rush me away. Fang Yiai did nothing, and he was good at this body. If he only compared his strength and muscles, he would probably not be inferior to any of these playboys. Even Cheng Chuliang, an adult strong man, was just a chess and drums.
"Isn't it just that the horseshoe on the front hoof was injured? When it recovered and the horseshoe was nailed back on, the horseshoe would be relentless. Can you kill it with just one sword?" I said with great righteousness. Unfortunately, the group of women also squeezed over and pointed at me not far away. Is it so beautiful? I glanced at these goblins fiercely, which caused a burst of laughter like a flower rinsing rain.
"Horshoe?" Cheng Chuliang looked at me blankly.
"Of course." I despise this guy who doesn't know any common sense.
"Horshoe?" Li Ke looked at me, his eyes almost the same as Cheng Chuliang, and he was very stupid.
"Horsejoy?" Li Yexu, who was in the horse pose, looked at me, looking ahead, you are the ones who are stupid. Are these guys all stupid?
"Fang Cheng!" I shouted.
"Little one," my bodyguard came, with a very majestic expression and a loyal servant.
"Let them see what horseshoe is!" I waved my hand imposingly.
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"What are you doing? Why don't you go quickly?" I glared at Fang Cheng, who was standing next to me. Could it be that this guy, like us high-ranking officials who never do serious business, only know how to recite poems and make mistakes, and will he go crazy when drinking?
Unexpectedly, this guy's expression was very sad: "Young master, what is a horseshoe?"
"You novice? It's the round iron piece nailed under the horse's hooves made by the blacksmith. The round iron piece used to protect the horse's hooves from hard objects is called horseshoes." I was so angry that I raised my voice to the highest volume. The intelligence of this loyal servant didn't seem to be high, which made me very sad. It was necessary to let him participate in night school tutoring to enhance intellectual development.
Li Yexu, who was originally playing tricks on the ground like a dead dog, jumped up like a rabbit, and jumped in front of me in a few big steps. His face, which was originally a little handsomer than me, became very ferocious: "Where is the horseshoe?"
"Tell me!" Cheng Chuliang also looked murderous.
Li Shuaiguo is like a ghost, and his ethereal voice echoes in my ears: "Speak quickly, Brother Jun, my good brother."
Cold sweat, horseshoe? Damn horseshoe, since the Tang Dynasty has even high-difficulty products such as horse stirrup and high bridge saddle, there is no horseshoe?
"I'm just." Before he finished speaking, Li Yexu pulled me up and left: "You stay here, and I will come with Brother Jun."
"Wait" Cheng Chuliang's reaction was half a beat slower. Before he finished speaking, he saw that I was dragged away. He pulled up his uncle who had not yet recovered and rushed towards the mount that was on the side.
The three scumbags closed their mouths tightly, their faces were ferocious, and they ran wildly. I didn't have time to speak, and I held the horse's neck tightly, so I didn't dare to take a breath.
"A few old men, what are you going to tell the little ones?" It was just two or three miles away from the city gate. A blacksmith shop was surrounded by a group of burly men. The old blacksmith holding a hammer was so scared that his voice changed. He thought he had met a bandit.
Ignoring the three pairs of dead fish eyes, I showed a kind smile and said to the old blacksmith whose legs almost shook into instant noodles with a smile: "Master, can you make a blacksmith?"—
Chapter completed!