"Slow!" He shouted, holding her boneless hand, preventing the immoral behavior of the girl from throwing the wine jar onto my head. The wine jar was raised high by her, and I grabbed her hand high again. The two were very close to the ground, face to face, nose to nose and eyes, just like a turtle looking at mung beans, the heat in her breath lingers between the two, very warm. The problem is that Li Shu's forehead was covered with black lines. With the fragrant wine on her face, she was soaking in a picture of a beauty bath. I really wanted to draw it, but unfortunately, I didn't have any extra hands to get the pen.

Li Zhi looked at me in amazement and looked at Li Shu. "Seventeenth sister, brother Jun, don't fight. If it spreads, I'm afraid we'll be more than just being confined, right?" Li Zhi said that he was very good at saving the scene.

"Sister Hepu, I'm sorry. I didn't deliberately put down the wine jar. I have something to say slowly. We are all civilized people, and nothing can be solved, right?"

"Let go" stare, gritting teeth

"Female hero, don't be so stubborn. People from the village will look up and see each other."

"Let go!" stared, gritted his teeth, blushed,

"My aunt, I'm afraid of you, can I be wrong? I'll let you punish me, OK?"

"If you don't let go, I will really throw this jar into your head! Idiot, you pull my hand, how can I put it down!" The little girl's saliva sprayed on my face, and I even saw Li Shu's little tongue trembling in the depths of her throat, which was very cute.

"Oh" I didn't pay attention, and I thought this girl was very tough and learned from Huang Jiguang.

Li Shu slammed the jar on the table, trying to kick me but I couldn't kick it. He angrily took the handkerchief handed over by Li Zhi and wiped his face hard. It seemed that he couldn't even say anything angry.

"Ahem, let's talk about the main topic, think about it, who is in power in Tubo?" This little bastard has a lot of strength and cannot relax. You can observe the enemy situation at any time.

"Tribal leader." Li Shu was quite concerned about state affairs.

Thumbs up: "Yeah, the smart princess is worthy of being the female elite of the Tang Dynasty trained by our Emperor of the Tang Dynasty."

"Don't think that flattering will let you go. Say it, why are there so much nonsense?"

"Oh, no more." The little girl has a good figure and must be very elastic there. I am a gentleman, how can I look at that position? Besides, that's not a horse's butt?

Li Shu may have noticed my gaze. In front of his underage and ignorant brother, she was embarrassed to fight me one-on-one. She had a blushing face and had to turn her eyes into a sword and nail me to pieces.

"Our princess must not be too shabby after marrying her. At least there must be 10,000 or 20,000 people who are dowrying?"

"Puff" Damn Gaozong, Damn Li Zhi's stinky child, you are the one who is yours. Why don't you spray your sister? The red grape juice on your face-

Li Shu smiled so hard that he twitched, and sat on the bench with his belly, twisting and twisting, and did not forget to hum twice: "Retribution" to repay you, Buddha, and Buddha.

"I'm sorry it was not intentional. Brother Jun, the number you said surprised me so much." Li Zhixiao smiled and took out his handkerchief and handed it to me.

I wiped my face randomly, took a long breath, calm down, who am I, an invincible time traveler, and a practitioner of relativity, and may be the greatest prophet of the Tang Dynasty in history books in the future. If I don’t care about these two little kids, I will lose a lot after all, and the background is too hard.

"Among ten or twenty thousand people, arrange thousands of Taoist monks to do rituals and then install thousands of secret spies from our Tang Dynasty, hehe, do you know what Taoist monks are?"

"I don't know." Li Zhi shook his head honestly.

"It's the kind of monk who can play tricks on his mouth and can do whatever is dirty things in private. He is called a monk who is a monk who is very satisfied and explained to Li Zhi.

"Is it as unbearable as you said?" Li Shu thought what I said was too disgusting.

"Isn't it?" glared at the girl: "What do you know? I ask you, what's the use of a monk?"

"The monk influences the world and saves all living beings." Li Shu wanted to continue to show off, but was interrupted by my vicious eyes.

He shook his head and looked at the girl: "Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot. Do you believe this sentence?"

Li Shu raised his head and looked at Li Zhi beside him. "I don't believe it very much."

"Do you believe in Buddhism?" He blinked at the girl kindly.

"What are you doing?" Li Shu was very alert and looked alert, and he had already picked up the dish with his hands.

"If you believe in Buddhism or not, why do you do the dishes? Do you want to be a waiter in the shop?" Girl, violent loli

Li Shu blushed a little and then spoke for a long time: "I'm looking at the patterns on this lacquer plate. I believe in Buddhism. What's wrong?"

"Can I beat you up and you are not allowed to fight back, okay?"

"If you dare to touch a hair of my hair, I will chop you into meat paste today!" Li Shu got crazy, and his anger value crossed the cordon again.

"What Brother Jun said makes sense!" Li Zhi covered his head and pouted with grievance.

"That's just that you don't want to beat you, so that the saying "put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha" can only make people whose IQ is less than 30 or who have lost the courage to live." I made a summary, ignored them, and continued to speak: "To be honest, I don't have any disgust towards Buddhism. However, you should think about it carefully. You don't need to produce or work for monks. If you are hungry, you can reach out to the people to eat. If you have no money, just whisper in front of you. Mi Tofu, saying that you were guilty in your previous life.

You take money to eliminate disasters. Moreover, no matter monks and Taoists, you don’t have to pay taxes. In the long run, if everyone in the world believes in that terrible Buddha and Taoism, who will pay taxes for the Tang Dynasty, who will protect the territory of the Tang Dynasty? Could it be that if a famine occurs, food will fall from heaven by its own words? Moreover, Buddhism does not talk about the righteousness of the king, minister, father and son. If one day we are seventy-year-old and eighty-year-old, our son and daughter will all go to be monks and nuns, who will send us white-haired old people to the end, who will pass on the ancestral line for our Tang Dynasty?

Li Zhi's eyes lit up and he kept nodding. What am I doing? Could it be that Li Zhi, the guy, implemented the grand event of Wuzong's destruction of Buddhism in advance?

He coughed twice: "It's a long way to go. In fact, our Majesty must have just wanted to throw all these disasters into Tubo. After ten or twenty years, the Tubo people believed in Buddhism. One day, they only knew to kowtow and recite scriptures, and they didn't do anything about production. The people lost their food, the country lost their taxes, and the warriors were killed. What did these foreigners use to oppose our Tang Dynasty?"

Li Shu nodded, very proud. In fact, what I said was just random tricks. I was afraid that I would knock me down in a few words when facing the adults in the court. But, it would be better to coax the two little kids who had not yet developed their IQs in front of me.

"Besides, if the monk and Taoist priest are not capable, they can't make a difference in Tubo, it doesn't matter. Don't we still have thousands of spies from the Tang Dynasty?"

"So many" Li Shu's pupils were a little scattered. It seemed that this little girl was fantasizing about thousands of sneaky Tang spies, all squeezing in the capital with such a big butt in the Tubo city.

I was too imaginative and ignored her. "Along the way, the dangers of Tubo were, the passes, how many tribes were there, which tribes had hatred, which tribes ignored the country cadre of Songzan, how many people each tribe had, their living habits, their living standards, their minerals, their living resources, their staple food, and what natural disasters were there. In short, these thousands of spies were scattered across Tubo. It would be best to investigate everything about the Tubo people. This is called knowing what they know and can win every battle."

Seeing that the two siblings had already started to have their eyes flashed, they were so proud. Hahahaha, I took a glass of wine and waved my hand proudly: "Let's talk about dowry, do you know what dowry is? Don't stare. It seems that you know, dowry, iron, salt, and tea, etc., we won't use it for dowry, what should we use? Do you know Shujin? Do you know rice paper? Do we know our porcelain? Are we all high-end goods? High-end goods that the Tubo people cannot make at all."

"Just use these as dowry, give them 100,000 pieces of porcelain, and give them tens of thousands of pounds of rice paper. Then there are tens of thousands of high-consumer products like Shu brocade." Mouth flew, and looked at Li Zhi proudly. The little guy looked at me with a black look. Li Shu looked at me even more unbearable. Am I a very prodigal?

"Just like this, we can't let ourselves lose all our money even if we give things? But, try to take as many high-end luxury goods as dowry, give them along the way, give them the heads when they see the tribe, and give officers when they see the army. In short, two words, it's good to go to their capital, and give them some fishy smell to each of the noble officials, and then hehe, it's gone, want to? Buy it anyway, you guys can't make it. I want to dress beautifully, I want to."

My throat was so dry that it almost smoked. I quickly picked up the jar and poured it into a big mouthful to moisten my throat.

"I didn't expect you to be a sinister villain," the little girl muttered dissatisfiedly. The eyes of contempt and contempt were mixed with admiration, and a very contradictory look.

"I didn't expect that His Majesty the Father was so far-scheming." Li Zhi raised his head, his eyes full of fanaticism. Unfortunately, this guy's fanatical object was not me.

"Who is outside?" There was a footstep. Could it be a Tubo spy? I rushed over with a few big steps and pulled the door. Hey? No one, is it because I was allergic to hearing?

Turning his face to look at the other side, a muscular and masculine uncle stood at the end of the corridor and stared at me. What are you looking at? My tiger eyes glared, and the king's aura was shocked. The masculine uncle immediately looked dark, as if he wanted to come over and compete with me. Damn, is the dandy elite of the Tang Dynasty still afraid of you? I am not afraid of not beating. There are two super hard backstages behind him. I rolled up my sleeves and gestured at this girl. Before the young master could show the shape of a tiger and crane, I don't know who called downstairs without opening his eyes. The masculine uncle turned his face and ran downstairs. You are the first one who traveled to the Tang Dynasty. The first martial arts fight I traveled to the Tang Dynasty did not fail. I was so depressed that I decided to continue to go back and drink our grape wine-
Chapter completed!