I really wanted to laugh, and saw that his expression was a little red and embarrassed. Forget it, I won’t laugh at him: “This is a small object, and I can’t carry people. If I want to carry people, I coughed twice, and smiled at the inside official apologized by the wine, and gave me a sip. It was very sweet, worthy of being the jade wine in the palace.

"I have to use this." He reached out and pulled the silk robe on his body.

"Come on, get a piece of silk for Nephew Fang." Uncle Li couldn't wait to wave his hand, right? Let's do it now?

Quickly declare: "Uncle, this thing cannot be done for a while. If you carry a man, you must first work on the cloth. The weaving must be dense and waterproof, and you must also be "weaving hard. Uncle Li is watching the performance, but I really can't let Uncle Li understand what a hot air balloon is. Uncle Li was confused for a long time and finally got his clue. He pointed to the eunuch who had just become very sad when I sprayed wine: "Take a Zhenguan pen and a few pieces of paper to hear that my nephew Zhenguan pen is used neatly."

Push the side dish aside, clear out the venue, wave it with a large pen, and the appearance of a hot air balloon appears in front of you: "This is a hot air balloon"

"Can you let someone go and drive the fog?" Uncle Li held it in his hand like a treasure and looked carefully. A pair of eagle eyes shining, asking.

"You can fly over the colorful clouds and look at my beautiful rivers and mountains of the Tang Dynasty." It is very necessary to flatter the princes of the Tang Dynasty.

I dare not say anything else, flattery, I have indeed reached the A-level level, and my face is almost as thick and dark as Master Li Zongwu. Uncle Li raised his glass frequently and looked very happy.

"The nephew is indeed a talented person." Uncle Li is not praising me, this is the truth. Cheers to Uncle Li's kind praise

"Actually, my nephew is only seven dou and four cars, but there is nothing that can be difficult for me." He picked up the wine glass and stood up. He pulled the front of the long gown and shook his steps. He walked to the window. The very delicious palace maid was standing next to me. In short, it tasted very delicious. When he opened his eyes, he felt that her appearance was just a pleasant person. But when he looked at it again, he felt that it was very pleasing to the eye, especially his slender waist, which was afraid that she would look good.

I can hold it with a slap, but she is not the kind of pork rib girl. She still has a bulge in front and a back. She doesn't have any problems with her body in the fifth palace. It is a kind of vibrant beauty, unlike some beautiful girls in later generations who are like paintings, without any anger. Damn, it's more pleasing to the eye than my green butterfly. She winked at this palace maid and whistled. She would rather be crazy than the lolita. This is my first declaration to come to the Tang Dynasty.

Why did the house calm down? Strange things, were I captured by my domineering spirit? I don’t have time to deal with these things, the number one scholar in the Tang Dynasty is about to recite poems

Then he waved his long sleeves very casually and pointed to the snow outside: "Look at our Tang Dynasty, what a beautiful river and country.

The scenery of the north is filled with ice for thousands of miles and snow for thousands of miles.

Looking inside and outside the Great Wall, there are only vastness left; the river is rising and falling, and the river is suddenly lost.

The silver snake dances in the mountains, and the wax figures are galloping, trying to compete with the heavens.

On a sunny day, you should see the red makeup and it is very charming.

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Induce countless heroes to compete for their backs

Qing Qinga!" He was covered in cold sweat and woke up most of the time. What am I doing here?

""The room was silent, and the strange atmosphere. Uncle Li's hands were a little trembling. The wine in the lacquer cup was splashed halfway, staring at me, as if watching a sow climbing a tree. The fur-faced guard standing behind Uncle Li was murderous. The horizontal knife in his hand had been pulled out halfway, and the cold light was everywhere. The expression on the red face of the palace maid sister was even more strange, and her hands were clenched. Maybe my expression was too lewd just now, and the palace maid sister had the urge to slap Hu bench on my head. What did I do? A psychopath was absent? Where are you?—

"Hahaha, it's so good. It's so good. Thousands of miles of ice and snow falling. It's really a real person to show his appearance when he attracts countless heroes to compete for the back." Uncle Li happily drank half a glass of wine and stood up. In an instant, the strange atmosphere just now finally dissipated completely. He stood in front of the window and repeated it with emotion. His voice was better than me, and his chest was mixed with thicker voice. Except for what he said, it was not Hunan dialect, it had a great taste.

"But my nephew seems to be still unsatisfied?" Uncle Li looked at me trembling with his glass of wine.

"There is also right, and my nephew has too much wine, wait, there will be something." The brain teaser game started, and the consequence was that his head was cut off by the hair-faced guard's horizontal knife, or he was praised by Uncle Li, who was ignored by the adults.

I die if I die. Kill the wine. The alcohol ignites my courage instantly, and my intelligence immediately exceeds one hundred and six, and I feel very proud: "I cherish Shang Tang and Zhou Wu, but I lose my literary talent. I sigh that Qin Huang and Han Wu are a little inferior to the charming style.

A generation of heroes, Jie Li Khan, only knew how to bending a bow and shooting eagles.

All have gone, and the wind and liu characters are still looking at the present day." This half of the game finally came together. It was too difficult. Fortunately, I moved the dynasty forward two times, otherwise it would be strange if I hadn't been cut by the guards of Uncle Li's family.

Uncle Li squinted his eyes and pondered, applauded, and patted my shoulder: "This long and short sentence is quite heroic and wise. It's a matter of Fengliu characters, and it's still good to see today! Good! Good! Fengliu characters, hehe, the nephew is worthy of being Fengliu characters." Uncle Li is not very enthusiastic. He muttered the four words Fengliu characters.

Why has the old boy who has not contributed his first kiss in the Tang Dynasty for one or two months?

"But" Uncle Li's head tilted, and he bowed to the blushing face standing by the window. He looked at the palace maid who was teased by me, a drunkard, and turned around and smiled meaningfully. Just when I was about to kneel down and beg Uncle Li to spare his life, Uncle Li raised his head and said, "Jie Li Khan is a reckless man, and his nephew looked up at this person." He pointed out the window, with a very sensation of guidance.

"Hehe, Uncle Li is still wise and powerful, and he suddenly pointed out his nephew Qin Yuanchun. Xue's inappropriate poem. Please give me some advice and thank you very much." The flattery quickly followed, and I couldn't let Uncle Li get back to the time I wanted to tease the palace maids.

"Qinyuanchun. Xue? Oh no, I'll help my nephew's staff and staff, Cao Cao, the Han Dynasty, can do it. This person is not a reckless man who knows the arch and sharp weapon. Such a hero can be called a hero among foreign tribes." Uncle Li was very attentive and very good. He first tramped over and wiped his cold sweat. He glanced at the guards with a hairy face. This guy looked a little excited and stared at me and then looked at me. Look at me again. If you look at me again, I will forget you. I am a man, and I won't eat men.

I glanced at the cute and beautiful palace maid sister and scared me. This guy was even more courageous than me, staring at me with both eyes, and his clear eyes were like an X-ray machine.

She showed her front teeth and smiled at her kindly. She seemed to have no reaction, but she seemed to be observing a novel thing with great enthusiasm. Haven't you seen a handsome man like me? I'm a little shy

Uncle Li frowned and held a wine glass and wandered around the soft couch. Suddenly, he slapped his thighs: "A generation of heroes is not the Han Dynasty, Maodun Shanyu, the Huns, who endured the cruelty. With just a few strength, he achieved the ability of the Huns to fight against the Han Dynasty for many years. Hahahaha."

Uncle Li was very proud and made a sense of accomplishment to tamper with the song Qinyuanchun-Snow. Now I have a balanced mind and am not afraid of others scolding us. If there are comrades who have traveled through time, they will not be able to point at my nose and scold me again. If you have the ability, you can scold the royal family and scold the prince of the Li family. It would be strange if you don’t get chopped into meatballs and put them in wine.

"Ah, come here, come here, come with uncle and drink again hahaha." Uncle Li was so satisfied that he wanted to come and take me to the bed again.

"I really can't support it anymore, let's talk about it." He pointed to the sun that was almost on the roof: "I have to go to study in the afternoon. Next time, I will definitely accompany my uncle to get drunk next time." Do you still have any shame? He whistled and teased the palace maid of the prince, and folded paper planes to mess with people here. If you stay, you don't know what extraordinary things will be done.

"Is that okay? Since our uncle and nephew are already familiar with each other, it's okay to get together next time. But next time I ask Ke'er to invite his nephew, don't refuse." Uncle Li was very kind.

He waved goodbye to Uncle Li very sincerely: "Okay, I will definitely come as soon as possible to see Uncle Li." As soon as he walked out of the door, Uncle Li's voice came over again: "Nephew, yours"

The old guy changed his mind? Not good! He spread his feet, and he was able to move all kinds of things, and he used all the skills. Uncle Li had to shout again, and I had disappeared from the other end of the rockery. Before he could run out of the Da'an Palace, the cold wind thrust, the tip of his nose itched, and a loud sneeze made my light skills block my steps and fell headlong into the snow.

With a chill, I pulled out my head and then I remembered that my young master’s sword and fur were still in that palace!

Just as I was hesitating to go back or not, a group of guards rushed towards this place with great might, scaring me so much that I almost dug a snow pit and became invisible.

"Mr. Fang, don't hide. My master asked me to return your sword and fur." ​​The words of the guard led by the head finally made me feel relieved. He wrapped the fur and carried the sword on it, bowed to Lei Feng of the Tang Dynasty: "Thank you, brothers, I'll say goodbye."

"I dare not be a young master, where are you going?" The head guards were very modest and respectful, but the eyes of the guards behind them were not right.

"Hehe, I'm going back to Hongwenguan next afternoon, so I'm not in a position to bother me again." What does this guard mean? I clearly said goodbye, what else do I want to do? Do you want to learn origami plane from me?

"Oh Mr. Fang, I thought you would still have a trip to the garden. If you want to leave the garden and go to Hongwenguan, you should go here." The head of the guards' expression was a little distorted, and the guards also maintained a twisted expression. Who are they? I'm laughing at me, the elite of the Tang Dynasty?

I was furious and waved my fur sleeves: "Well, because I am so excited about poetry, I saw that the scenery here is unique, so I came here to study the structure and snowy scenery of my Tang Dynasty Garden Forest. Everyone, I will say goodbye." My face is like a heavy date, my eyebrows are like a lying silkworm, my head is raised, and I will slide towards the garden gate.

When I arrived outside the garden gate, I wiped the sweat from my forehead. I was so lucky. Fortunately, I was thick-skinned and had an amazing IQ. Otherwise, I would have lost my ugly head. I took the reins handed over by the door officer, shouted and ran away.

Not far from the Yuanmen, the shameless guards were still grinning their teeth, and they might have hemorrhoids.
Chapter completed!