Chapter Thirty-Three Thick Black High Theory
The old man's face changed a little, his hands trembled a little, and he looked at me in disbelief. It seemed that his evil son suddenly became a child prodigy? Such an impact was no less than a nuclear bomb exploded in front of the old man's eyes, but it seemed that he wanted to beat me.
I was sweating wildly, and I was looking at me. Although I was handsome, I couldn't stand it if I continued to see this. After a long time, I swallowed my bones. "I just said that Taizu of Jin is a black-famous man. I'm about to eat quickly and I know if I don't say anything." I wiped off the oil from my mouth very seriously, and took a piece of sauce to block Comrade Li's mouth.
"Hao black-known guy?" The elder brother blinked and looked at me without asking me, but he could tell that the elder brother was a gossipy short-bearded man who was very interested in historical issues.
"You tell me after dinner?" Li Zhi spent a lot of effort to swallow the sauce meat and continued to look at me expectantly. It is a good thing to be good at studying. Sima Zhao's old man's mess. Can you explain the reason with me, a child with a not-developed IQ?
"Is that okay? Brother Jun" Li Zhi pulled his oily hands straight on my robe. He was very thick-skinned. Those who wanted to be emperors bully us poor and lower-middle peasants? My new robe
"Okay, OK, I'll agree to you for Jun'er first, eat quickly." The old man finally couldn't stand it anymore, so he spoke to relieve me and breathed a sigh of relief.
After a pot of fragrant tea, before I could have a good time, the persistent Xiao Li had already squeezed over: "Can you tell me why Emperor Gaozu of Han is a thick black-famous man?"
"Yeah, okay, let's go." Just as I was about to take this little classmate to my room and beat him up to quell the hatred in my heart that had been wrapped in a sleeve, the old man spoke again: "June, this is the one." The old man pointed to the table: "This thick black guy, I'm so curious."
My father spoke, and the whole family quietly stared at me.
"Speaking of this, Emperor Gaozu of Han and Emperor Taizu of Jin are famous black-famous people. This is very well-known." I have to fool these young and old people.
"Oh?" The old man became interested, took a sip of tea, stroked his beard and nodded to me to continue.
"Everyone knows what the word "未" means?" It's like returning to the feeling of teaching in class in later generations, which is very obvious.
Li Zhi quickly pointed his head: "I know, just like my sister said, Brother Jun is very thick-skinned."
It broke out, and the old man's tea sprayed my face. Li Shu's face turned red like a monkey's butt, and he was lingering in my mother's arms. What does it mean, I'm thick-skinned? The world is so conscience, it's not as thick as you, my elder sister.
I could only look at the old man with extremely resentful eyes. There is no way. He is his father, I am a son, and I dare not say anything even if I beat me, let alone spray my saliva on my face. If I complain, it would be strange if the old man didn't use the soles of his shoes to get it.
My mother wanted to laugh, but she felt that it was not right to laugh at her son. She looked at Li Shu, who was staring at the honest classmate Li Shu with a pretty face in her arms, looked at me with a sad and angry look, and didn't know what to say, but she looked weird.
My elder brother held back his laughter for a long time. He looked at me with a strange expression and didn't know how to comfort me after a long time. And my brother, I'm also looking at me with a weird expression.
Green Butterfly blushed with a little face, covered her mouth, and rushed out with a strange look on her face. She walked to the door and was already holding her belly outside under the door. This dead girl, go back and get rid of her--
"Hao Hei is what Jun'er said to be a thick-faced and dark-hearted person?" It is worthy of being my father. After spraying his son with a tea-faced look, he knew that he would quickly help his son. Seeing that the old man would make up for his merits, he would not bother with him.
He nodded quickly: "In the time of Qin, the world was in chaos, and peasant uprisings came one after another. There were many capable people, such as Xiang Yu, Liu Bang, and Han Xin were as dark as ink. Xiang Yu was inferior to Liu Bang. Although Xiang Yu cheated Qin soldiers," the group of people were drunk and kept in a sip of tea and continued the topic: "Speak thick-skinned" glared at Li Shu who was secretly showing half of his face to look at me. Li Shuhao glared at me without showing any weakness, and pulled my mother's sleeve, indicating that I was threatening her, a weak woman, and was immediately rewarded with my mother for her eye dart.
If you can't afford to offend me, let's continue to publish a new theory: "If you should recommend Liu Bang, the ancestor of the thick black, it is this person. From a small pavilion leader to the end of the Han Dynasty, when the world was in chaos, all the heroes emerged. Those who are heroes should recommend Cao Cao. However, his specialty lies in his ruthlessness. Whoever catches and kills him, his subordinates dares to kill him, and the queen and prince will be killed. If you are so bad, you will be so bad. The common people will be punished by Liu Bei. In my life, I have done many times of doing things to rely on others. Cao Cao has been scattered, Lu Bu has been staying at the side of Liu Biao, and he has also been scattered. "Who can do my best to make a difference in nonsense?
After two cups of tea, I gave a speech with my lamp for nearly an hour. Li Shuan sat quietly beside my mother, her eyes were burning and her eyes were not turning around. Whenever I talked about the key points, Li Shu would frown and think, as if she had a lot of experience. This little loli had good intellectual development.
Li Zhixiao was confused and seemed to have some enlightenment, but he didn't know where the enlightenment was. But he saw that the young master's eyes became more and more admiring. Hehe
However, the old man nodded slightly, with a clear smile on his face. The eldest brother patted me hard. "The second brother's bold words really opened my eyes for me. Sima and his son were able to do what others could do, and they really had something in common with the saying that he was thick-faced and dark-hearted. Then Emperor Gaozu of Han Liu Bang even thought that he could not have thought of it. Hehe." He was very pleased that his younger brother had finally grown up.
Li Shu still frowned and thoughtful, while Li Zhi's little brat suddenly realized. In fact, the two emperors were still confused in their own eyes. They could see that our family's ability to comprehend is different. It is worthy of the blood of the Fang family. Hahahaha, what is this guy from the third house? He crawled over again and wrapped me up all over my saliva.
Finally, I went back. At my mother's order, I sent these two royal relatives back to the palace. Li Shu suggested walking, and I expressed my opposition. Li Zhijian's fence-bearer. Voting: Two to one, I lost. If I had known, I would have let the girl Green Die or the loyal servant's house send these two stinky children together, and at least I could fight Erping or something.
With a depressed mood, I walked halfway through the road, "I really envy you for having a good mother." Li Shu raised her cheeks, and under the yellow light of the torch and the snow, her beautiful face in warm tones swayed in front of my eyes. A light fragrance was emitting, and her perky chest was trembling with the rhythm. I secretly swallowed my saliva. Fortunately, she didn't notice it.
He quickly lowered his head and expressed his consent: "Yeen" accidentally saw her feet again. Li Shu's feet were very small, about thirty sizes, and the small red martyr boots left a faint mark on the snow.
"I don't have a mother." Li Shu suddenly said something that scared me. Is this little loli crazy?—
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