""Uncle Li raised the orchid and pointed at me, opened his mouth and grinned his teeth, but he couldn't make a sound in his throat, and he lost his voice because of anger? No, I have to find a way to fool me before Uncle Li published my crime.

It is fearless in the face of danger: "Uncle, nephew and nephew have three strategies, both upper and lower, and can ensure that our Tang Dynasty has no boundary worries for at least a hundred years, and today we risk our life to offer it." Bent over and bow to the court, and the development strategic idea of ​​the Tang Dynasty that was comparable to Longzhong's right first began to emerge

"Oh, I'm not sure." Uncle Li was taking a deep breath. It's not bad. Uncle Li is worthy of being a wise and powerful Uncle Li. He knows how fresh the air is and how beautiful the world is. In front of you is a child who doesn't know anything. He's just talking nonsense. I don't know if it's my psychological suggestion that works, or whether Uncle Li's psychological adjustment has been effective. "I'm listening attentively" Uncle Li's expression is a little distorted, but it's still no longer ferocious.

I secretly let out a cold sweat: "The best strategy comes from a great country in the western continent, located in the center of the mainland." Uncle Li was gradually attracted by my vivid storyline

"Are you saying that the Ming Dynasty, which had a million troops, was destroyed by a woman with a population of less than one million?" Uncle Li gasped and his eyes turned black. This is a historical fact, a bloody historical fact, not a bragging thing. It is because it happened before, or has not happened yet, but it is too true that Uncle Li had to pick up a hand towel and wipe the cold sweat from his forehead.

"So what's the best strategy for my nephew?" Uncle Li stared at me with all his attention, holding his hands tightly, and was very serious. The palace maid continued to write quickly. Occasionally, I could see the enlightened and intelligent woman in her eyes. Why did Datang pinch so much?

Uncle Li had cold sweat on his forehead, his mouth and eyes were crooked, and his hands were sucking: "Reduce Ding and destroying households" and the wine bowl fell again. Uncle Li had a stroke, right?

"It's this uncle who doesn't think that the Qing Dynasty is vicious. This method can ensure the peace of the country for hundreds of years." My expression is so dark that I look green, my eyes are so fierce and graceful, and I have turned into an owl hovering over countless bones: "It can be seen that why every decades, the Central Plains have been invaded by foreign tribes, why?" It's all about my fault if I love to die, and whether I love to decrease or not has nothing to do with me. Uncle Li is not the emperor, nor is I a prime minister or adviser. Just two idle people with bad habits are just doing this.

Uncle Li slanted his eyes and touched his chin, his eyes lit up: "Popularity, soldiers and grassland can only have decades of rest and recuperation, and can also cultivate unlimited string-controlled men for foreign tribes." Uncle Li's ability to comprehend is indeed not very strong.

Uncle Li pondered for a while, reached out to stop the palace maid who was picking up the wine bowl, picked up the wine jar and took a big mouthful of wine, stood up and walked for a while before sighing, "Although this strategy is wonderful, it's really hurting the sky and the nephew. Let's talk about the strategy quickly."

"This is the plan." Subconsciously, I wanted to learn from Brother Zhuge to touch his beard and not yet growing. Damn! I could only touch my chin in disappointment and wink at Uncle Li, which was very profound and unfathomable: "Uncle, can you tell me why the Huns feared the Han Dynasty's Huo Cavalry as feared natural disasters?"

Uncle Li touched his chin and was thinking in contemplation, but his eyes were a little confused. Hehe knew that the old guy couldn't answer, so he took a sip of wine with satisfaction and coughed dryly: "Uncle should have heard the elegy of the Huns."

"I am destroyed by Qilian Mountain, so that my animals will not be prosperous; I am lost by Yanzhi Mountain, so that my women will be colorless." Uncle Li admired General Huo's character and said a lot of good things. When Uncle Li calmed down and sat down to wait for me to speak, he said, "This strategy is, as long as it is implemented properly, the Hu people can step into the river for a hundred years."

"Oh?" Uncle Li became more interested and simply sat next to me: "My nephew is full of wisdom and tricks, and he is worthy of the successor of Fang Xiang's robe and mantle. The Fang family has a queen." Slap me flattering? Unlike, look at Uncle Li, his expression is very serious, this must be the truth.

My mouth was cracked for a long time, and I poured two large glasses of wine before I closed it. I coughed twice, and my expression was serious: "Zhongce was actually the hands of the Hu people. My nephew just gave me a gift of flowers."

"Oh?!" Uncle Li had been oh for a long time, but was still confused. "Uncle, can you tell me what happened every time the Hu people invaded the Central Plains?" He took a sip of wine happily. Uncle had already taken the bait, and it seemed that there was no big problem with our lives.

"What you do is nothing more than what you lack, gold, silver, wealth, salt, iron and tea." Uncle Li said it in detail, and said a lot of things, but he just didn't talk about the elements.

"Have you been reselling it?" Uncle Li realized something was wrong. He laughed happily and slapped me on the shoulder. This old man was not weak and almost failed half of his body. He quickly surrendered and smiled: "No, Uncle, you said it just now, but you didn't pay attention."

"Have you said it?" Uncle Li counted carefully: "Gold, silver woman?" Bang! Uncle Li broke out and tried hard to hit him. All the soup on the table jumped up, causing me to bite half of a bone, and I was so scared that I fell out of fear.

"Haha, sorry, I am really excited. My nephew Zhongce must be related to this population."

"Uncle is a talented man, I can really guess it." Wipe the soup splashed on his face and throw it on first. As long as the uncle doesn't care about the matter of my mocking of his brother, it will be done.

"Speak quickly and tell me quickly, this is arousing my husband's interest. If my husband doesn't speak freely with me today, even if Mrs. Fang comes to invite me personally, I will never let anyone go." Uncle Li smiled and poured two big cups in a row, touching his beard and laughed.

"Uncle, don't worry, Xiaoxian will definitely inform you all. In fact, this middle strategy and the best strategy are still the same. This method has long been used by General Huo of the Han Dynasty."

"Dare to have a tribe that opposes my Tang Dynasty, slaughter people, seize their animals, and cut off their way to survive." Maybe my expression was too distorted, and there was sweat on Uncle Li's forehead, and his red face turned a little white: "Slaughter people, seize their animals, and cut off their way to survive is a good strategy, but a nephew? Do these two strategies hurt the harmony of heaven and against humanity?"

"Uncle, the Huns, when the Turks killed my Han male and captured my wife and daughter, can we know the truth? When Goryeo, Tubo occupied my territory and seized my city, can we know the heaven, the heavenly Taoist man and the misty and helpless, without any evidence, do not think that my nephew is talking nonsense, but I have a story about this uncle, can I know the story of the wolf in Zhongshan and Mr. Dongguo?"

"Zhongshan Wolf and Mr. Dongguo? I seem to have heard of it." Uncle Li's expression and eyes were confused. Even the palace maid stopped writing and looked at each other. His thirsty eyes fell on me just right.

"This, listen to my nephew" who are all people? The stories that kindergarten children know. The educational significance is no less than that of Marx and Legislatives. After all, he is a prince. He even forgets such a very political fable. He doesn't care. He sips of wine and shows a kind smile. He picked up a bone as a teaching whip and knocked on the table: "It is said that during the Spring and Autumn Period, Zhao Jianzi, a doctor from Jin, led his followers to Zhongshan to hunt." The first adult fable class in the Tang Dynasty began.

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PS: Who hates who deleted my input method? Which unethical guy is going to work hard tomorrow.

PS: It will disappear outside the new book list tomorrow. I am so sad and angry. After a bottle of beer, I decided to catch a live chicken soaked ink and paint the Qingming River map. It is best to vote after 12:01 seconds, so that if it is sunny, I can continue to jump on various lists next week. I am already very satisfied this week. Thank you for your visit and support. Although some people don’t like it, there are also many people who like this book, including the endless grievances of the pirated bookseller.
Chapter completed!