"Ah!" His hands were like sucking chicken feet, looking left and right. Fortunately, I believe Uncle Li would not be able to use the Japanese ninja trick, and suddenly jumped out to scare me.

"Your Majesty gave me my husband as a concubine" was soft and like the spring river, but the content shocked me very much. What's wrong? Didn't I just whistle to the palace maid sister, why did I become my concubine? Uncle Li is really taking care of me, my nephew, right? I was very happy and excited. I always wanted to touch the palace maid sister's pink face, and almost cried with joy. Mama for a long time, I have been holding it in my arms for too long. From this moment on, I can finally be justified. I don't have to face the loli every day. Whenever I have that thought, I always have to stop my horse. I, a flower in my forties, have become a lunatic who has to do push-ups every night to vent my heart.

"Yeah, you know a lot of politeness. Get up, Jun'er, it's so lucky." The old mother rolled around the palace maid's sister, her eyes almost squinted in a slit. I even heard my mother muttering in my father's ear: "Although this girl's waist is a little thinner, her butt is big. In the future, our Fang family will not be afraid of difficulties in her offspring."

""I feel ashamed. Is the big butt really related to having a baby? I remembered that I didn't understand what the palace maid said to me just now, so I quickly asked the palace maid who was standing in the middle as if it was being exhibited: "What did you say just now?"

"I am a naughty concubine, Wu Zhao, my father, Wu Shiqi, and a native of Wenshui, Bingzhou. I am the second daughter of my family." Look, I am really smart, and even the genealogy was reported.

Just as I was grinning, I felt something was wrong: "Your surname is Wu?" I suddenly felt a little cold

"It's" the pale black pupils of the palace maid sister came into my eyes.

"My Buddha" I trembled with my lips and my eyes turned black. The father of the female emperor Wu Zetian also seemed to be called Wu Shi Wu Zhao, who seemed to be the real name of this cruel female emperor.

"What do you mean by your husband?" The palace maid blinked innocently with big eyes. The palace maid must have felt that she had no relatives with the Buddha who never had sex, and was very curious.

"What are you?" Is my ears sick? Or is it that my male butterfly travels through time and space to make the damn history nervous?

"The concubine Wu Zhao" The future female emperor made the entire Tang Dynasty tremble, cruel and ruthless, murderous, and the iron lady Wu Zetian, who did not recognize her relatives, actually stood in front of me, with a pretty face red, and repeated softly again with a whisper.

The imperial edict fell to the ground, my hands were trembling, my feet were trembling, my limbs were cold, God, what's going on? The palace maid kept polite and raised her beautiful face, and her dark eyes were filled with doubts. I felt that the atomic bomb that could blow the earth into molecules was detonated in my head.

My parents sat down safely at some point, and they were happily whispering their eyes. Green Butterfly stood beside me and quickly picked up the imperial edict that I had landed on the ground. They held it with both hands, as if they were holding a bowl of chicken soup that could spill out of the bowl at any time. The palace maid was answering my parents' questions in an orderly manner. I sat blankly on the bench, and my head was a mess, it was not a good thing anyway, it was too messy.

Who is calling me "Husband"? When I raised my eyes, the face of the palace maid's sister was less than one meter away from me. I was startled and felt that the hair on my back was standing: "What do you want to do?" I quickly grabbed the teacup in my hand, for fear that the elder sister would suddenly start to hurt someone.

The beautiful and charming eyes of the palace maid sister fell on my face, and her plump lips were half open. It was so scary. I would rather sleep with an atomic bomb than have anything to do with this black widow who strangled her biological children.

He quickly got up and bowed his hand: "Sister, I have something to do at home, so I'll say goodbye! Let's talk next time and talk next time." After he finished saluting the iron lady, he rushed towards the door.

"All beast! I won't stop here!" The old man's violent shout made me wake up. When I turned around, the room looked at me with a very strange look, including the black widow who played the palace maid's sister.

"My son, what's wrong with you? This is your home." My mother stood in front of me and touched my forehead with her hands: "Master, Jun'er is too happy, is he sick? Green Die, why are you still standing there? Let Fang Cheng go and ask the doctor. Let Uncle Fang boil the remaining medicine last time for Jun'er to drink, hurry up!" My mother was like the director of the emergency department, calmly in the face of danger, holding my head in my hands, and knocking me down on the soft couch: "Don't worry about Jun'er, mother is here."

"Xiao Xiang Gong" the palace maid sister also leaned over, very concerned and timid, as if she felt guilty because she scared me just now-

I was filled with a stomach full of bitter medicine, so I didn't dare to say anything. I leaned quietly on the couch and pretended to be dead. I squinted my eyes and observed the movements around me. The hypocritical doctor grabbed my beard and said a lot of bastards, saying that the second man in the Fang Mansion was extremely happy and even had a headache relapse. As long as I took my Nine-Turn Resurrection Decoction, the medicine was cured.

I greet your whole family, and a famous doctor. After hearing what the old guy said, I was so angry that my hands were trembling. If I hadn't been pretending to be dead, I would have jumped up and beaten them up, which would have caused you a headache.

Wu Zhao's name is not right, it's so scary. It's still safe to call the palace maid sister. The palace maid sister was taken out by the green butterfly. I hummed and signaled that I had recovered a lot. While the old man was sending the doctor of Jiuhun Resurrection, I quickly asked my mother what the imperial edict said? Why did the palace maid transform from Uncle Li's palace maid into my concubine in a blink of an eye?

His Majesty the Emperor of the Li family said that I am wise and powerful, with Zhang Liang, Xiao He's talent, Fan Kuai, and Xiang Yu's courage. When I become an adult, His Majesty the Emperor must use me or something. In short, they are all good words, but at the end, they are two very unfaithful words. I specially gave me the palace masters, polite and capable palace maid Wu Zhao to me as a pen to wash the ink and wash the pen, and warm the bed of the bed to make more and greater contributions to the development of the Tang Dynasty. Don't let the affection of children suck my ambitions, literary and martial arts strategies, etc.

"Ah?" Looking at my mother's happy and worried expression, I felt so amazing. Then I remembered that this is probably what Uncle Li said yesterday. Damn it! Uncle Li is an old guy who never thought that he really could not have imagined that the smile of Uncle Li, the Emperor of Tang, came to Li Shimin, the smile of Uncle Li, the Emperor of Tang, came to his mind. I wanted to cry. Who can't you mess with my house? I have to arrange a female emperor to come to my house. Does Uncle Li want His Majesty to serve me or do I want me to burn incense and arch her? Isn't this teasing me, an excellent young man who travels through time?

"What! Lying down, Master, please sit down. What should we do today?" When my mother saw her father coming back, she quickly pulled him over and sat down. She looked so silly. It was so rare.

"What can I do?" The old man squinted my eyes in awe. I hurriedly hummed, with pain on my face, and the old illness recurred. I signaled that the old man would be proud of his own hands. We can't stand the fright now.

"I really can't figure out the secrets of Your Majesty's intentions for a long time, but I can be sure of them." The old man touched his beard, his expression and movements were very similar to the fortune teller at the street entrance.

What are you sure about? The old man didn't say anything for a long time, sipped the tea slowly, so anxious that I almost jumped up and pinched my father's neck and told him to speak quickly.

"Master, what should you say?" My mother asked for me. At this critical moment, the elder brother suddenly appeared at the door: "The child has met his father, mother, and as soon as the child arrived at the door, he heard Uncle Fang say that our family has come to his decree."

"Jie'er, come and sit down, wait for your father to tell you." The old man's memory went back an hour ago. I leaned on the couch in pain and pretended to be dead, as if I was watching a pirated CD and then reading the disc again.

Just as I was about to fall asleep, the old man finally coughed: "I can be sure of your Majesty, I don't want my Fang family to become a relative of the Cheng family."

What? IQ, you must believe in Fang Xuanling's IQ, what our father does, what the prime minister does, what the prime minister does, just a capable person who specializes in thinking about His Majesty's thoughts one day, can the result that comes out of his mouth be fake?

Pinching yourself, it hurts, it's not a dream, "It's so good!" I was so excited, so excited, the old man's beard almost stuck into the tea, and the whole family stared blankly at me who was sick and sucking like a plague chicken, but now he jumped up and kept cheering.

PS: Voiceover: Poor Fang Xiaoer is waiting for him, while another extremely tough lady is grinding her sharp teeth in the dark
Chapter completed!