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Chapter 536 Uncle Fortune Teller 2

"Haha, don't call me Master, weird, you... just call me... Lao Tie."

The bald uncle's full name is Mei Tietou. He thinks that this title is too incompatible with the identity of a master, but he cannot make people call "Lao Mei". It is easy to be "unlucky", and it cannot make people call themselves "old man", so he can only make people call Lao Tietou.

But now in this society, Lao Tie has a deep connotation. Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, the 15 or 16-year-old girl brought by a middle-aged woman could not hold back her smile.

Fortunately, the girl resisted and didn't shout 'Old Tie 666'!

The middle-aged woman also introduced herself with a embarrassed smile.

"Master, my surname is Qi, my name is Qi Cuicui. This is my daughter, Qiao Yunna, I am in Yunhai High School and just entered the first year of high school this year."

Yunhai High School is also in the university town, and is a private aristocratic school. This "expensive" is not how expensive the status is, but what is particularly expensive for tuition.

The founder Jia Yunhai was originally the president of Yunhai University. After retirement, he felt bored and ran out to shine and heat up. He created such a private high school next to Yunhai University.

Unexpectedly, in just three or four years, I won a huge reputation because of my good undergraduate pass rate. For a time, local students with conditions all rushed into it.

The bald uncle nodded with a smile and boasted to the two of them again.

"I don't know how to read the words and do not touch my bones. I'm just looking at people's faces. I'll probably be the same. But it's not easy to reveal too many secrets to people. Today, I really have an urgent matter and don't want to delay the queue. I just made an exception to those two people just now, but I didn't expect..."

When everyone heard that he had such ability, he didn't believe it. The middle-aged couple next to him showed it particularly clearly. He thought to himself, what era is it now? Are you still engaged in this idealism?

However, they didn't know each other, so they just gathered together for a meal temporarily, and there was no need to tear down other people's tables. At that moment, the two of them just curled their lips and did not answer.

But the bald uncle didn't agree. He knew how to read the heart. He had read all these people long ago and smiled at the middle-aged man indifferently.

"What? Don't you believe it?"

The middle-aged man didn't say anything, but just smiled awkwardly and ignored it. Instead, his wife joked with a smile.

"Haha, if you want to calculate correctly, then let's calculate for me. What is my name? Where to live? What are you doing? If you calculate correctly, I will admit that you are amazing."

Ordinary people think that fortune tellers mostly rely on observing the person being calculated to answer some ambiguous answers.

For example, if you ask about wealth, the other party will definitely say, Oh, you will definitely have a lot of money in the future, but the time is not here, so you need to wait patiently.

What he said may be tomorrow, next year, or the next life. Even if you come here after a while, he will say that the time has not come yet, but when you look for it, they will have changed places long ago.

If you ask about marriage, then he will say it is far away and close to him. In fact, this is nonsense. Those who can marry you must first fall in love with you. Since they can fall in love with you, they must be close to him. How can they marry strangers?

In addition, everyone is materialistic now and does not advocate feudal superstition, so there are very few people who are still setting up street stalls to tell fortunes. Even if there are still stalls, no one can calculate it at all.

Is it really necessary for someone to understand the secrets and even go to the park to set up a fortune teller?

It is very simple to expose these people. Just as this woman asked, you need to have the ability, even if the person’s surname is, where is his or her family living, and what job he or she does?

But the bald uncle is not a fortune teller, he is good at reading his mind.

If a normal person asks such a question, he will subconsciously pass the answers in his heart like lightning.

So, this is equivalent to providing the bald uncle with an answer.

"Haha, your surname is Li and your name is Yue. You live in Unit 301, 1, Building 9, Puji Community, Xianyang City. You are a housewife."

Bang!

The middle-aged woman who called Li Yue was surprised and dropped the chopsticks in her hand on the table. She never expected that her provocative and sarcastic words would actually make the other party calculate accurately.

Not only did he calculate it accurately, but he was also very specific, even how many units he lived in was counted! He thought he couldn't, could he have seen his ID card just now?

I felt guilty and touched my pocket, and the ID card was stuck in my wallet!

"You...how do you know where I live?"

She asked in a daze, and the others immediately widened their eyes. Without asking, the bald man named Lao Tie calculated accurately again!!!

"Sister? He is really right?"

"No, right? Can you calculate it? You can't be his escort?"

No wonder others don’t believe it, it’s only a genius who believes such a mysterious thing.

However, the other party calculated exactly twice in a row, and people couldn't help but feel unbelievable. So, their eyes looked at the bald uncle eagerly.

"Old Tie, please help me calculate."

"For me to calculate..."

...

Several people were talking nonsense. At this time, the food came. The bald uncle felt a little painful in his head. He thought to himself, I'm just here to taste the fried shrimp.

I immediately picked up a shrimp and started eating it. The group of people was so arguing that he couldn't do it. He frowned and started to get bad water in his stomach.

"Then I will do it for you. Even if we get to know each other, we will be destined to be together. Who will come first?"

"I, I... Master, Lao Tie, please help me calculate first... see my peach blossoms... no, see how my fortune is? I am forty-five, when will I get rich?"

The middle-aged man came up first, and even excitedly pulled up the bald uncle's arm and begged for fortune telling, but then he regretted it a little.

"You, you have bad luck in your life, you have spent all your money on the demolition? My son is not good, and the family of three has no source of income now..."

Just when he was a little impressed by the other party's calculations, he could even calculate how poor he was. However, he was also a little disappointed that he had no fortune. Just as he was about to ask how to solve such a poor life, he heard the bald uncle continue to laugh.

"But... your love luck is pretty good. You have two flowers upstairs and downstairs. Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk, you're so old and have such abundant experiences. It's really enviable."

Hearing this, the middle-aged man's face turned green and he quickly wanted to explain to his wife. As soon as he opened his mouth, his wife's "Nine Yin White Bone Claws" scratched her.

He was also going to explain to his wife, but he heard the bald uncle say to his wife again.

"Actually, you are not losing money. You and the two little security guards from the community are also very happy. You couple, at most, you can draw..."

Only state officials are allowed to set fire and not the people are allowed to light the lamp. You can prostitution yourself. If your wife dares to cheat, she will definitely kill her in minutes. This is the mentality of some men.
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