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Chapter 92 I want to buy a bottle of beer

Ma Tianrou waved her hand and said with tears in her face.

"It doesn't matter. Now the main problem is... my sister is waiting to hit me in the room. I pretended to study and escaped. I guess I have to squeeze you tonight, and I can't turn off the lights. By the way, the door must be locked! Otherwise, my pill!!!"

"I guess so. When I passed by your sister's room just now, I saw her looking for a belt. I guess it was prepared for you..."

Ma Tianrou shivered, immediately jumped out of bed and picked up the math book and pretended, and again determined whether the door was locked.

...

At 11 o'clock in the evening, there was still an hour before the final deadline of the system task. She was bored and looked at the watch. Shi Xiaoxiao was already asleep.

"The system? Is it there?"

"I've opened a store and been open for a day, why don't I decide that my mission is successful?"

"I tell you, don't be fooled, I don't want to experience any new things."

"system?"

...

Ma Tianyao teased the system for ten minutes, but the system did not respond at all. Instead, Shi Xiaoxiao got up in a daze.

She rubbed her sleepy eyes and looked at Ma Tianyao. She was shocked and she was half awake.

"I, Cao, Tianyao, why are you sitting in the middle of the night?"

“Can’t sleep.”

Shi Xiaoxiao looked at the belt that Ma Tianyao was playing with, and sighed and persuaded her.

"Okay, Tianrou is still a child. Playfulness is your nature. Just scare her, but don't really break it. Look at my grandfather, I never hit me..."

"But your dad was almost beaten to death..."

"Tsk, I can't explain it to you, forget it..."

Shi Xiaoxiao curled her lips and lay down and fell asleep again, but she immediately sat up again.

"No, why did I get up? Oh... pee..."

After saying that, he got up and put on his coat and went out to the bathroom. After just one minute of going out, he immediately pushed the door open and came in.

"Tianyao, Tianyao, hurry up, there's something going on!!!"

"Condition?"

“Hurry!!!!”

Shi Xiaoxiao waved at him mysteriously, and Ma Tianyao was immediately curious and ran over quickly.

The two of them came to the private vegetable field of the landlord and aunt at the foot of the wall. Shi Xiaoxiao opened a piece of leek, and a stainless steel basin was exposed. When the screen of the mobile phone was shining, there were two grass carp inside.

However, one of the grass carp had a white belly, and it was obviously just dead.

"I didn't expect Tianrou to hide the fish here. No wonder I didn't find it in the room!!!"

Ma Tianyao squinted her eyes and muttered, then turned her head to ask Shi Xiaoxiao.

"No, aren't you going to the bathroom? How can you find grass carp hidden in leeks? You... won't you urinate in the leek field every night, right? I, Cao... I also saw the landlord and aunt cutting leeks every day... vomiting..."

Ma Tianyao was so disgusting that she wanted to vomit, but Shi Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes and muttered proudly.

"Tsk, I'm using waste, this is natural farm fertilizer. You don't understand. Didn't you see the landlord and aunt watering vegetables with manure every day? Chemical fertilizers are not as good as farm fertilizer."

She curled her lips proudly, and she whispered to Ma Tianyao to suggest.

"Tianyao, what should I do with this fish? I think Tianrou likes it so much, so let's not destroy it. If the child knows that you killed her fish tomorrow, he will definitely be very sad."

"Well, my anger has long faded..."

Ma Tianyao nodded, took a photo of the fish in the basin with her mobile phone, and spoke again.

"I think this fish is dead. Let's cremate it..."

Shi Xiaoxiao smiled strangely and nodded, then quickly fished out the dead one. The two quietly opened the gate of the landlord's house, and next to the wall on the side of the gate, lit a bunch of wheat grass to make a fire, and then placed a lot of dead branches on it. After the fire was born, the two put the fish on it.

Ten minutes later...

Ma Tianyao swallowed and looked at Shi Xiaoxiao, and spoke in a low voice.

"Xiaoxiao, the fish is dead. Although I am very sad, I don't know why, but I still want to buy a bottle of beer..."

Shi Xiaoxiao nodded.

“I want to buy a beer too…”

So, five minutes later, the two of them drank beer and grilled fish, and after eating enough, they went home to sleep leisurely.

Shi Xiaoxiao started to snore after three minutes when he went to bed. Ma Tianyao looked at her watch. It was still twenty minutes before the system was set. She took advantage of the alcohol and was too lazy to care. She climbed onto the bed and patted Shi Xiaoxiao's butt, and went to bed with her head tilted.

At noon at night, she felt numb and turned around. After waking up, she felt the electric current in her body, and then a sensation of pain came.

"I, Cao, 2B system, what are you playing? Abusing the Lord?"

"It is urgent to treat lazy cancer. The time for exercise is already here. Please get up immediately for daily exercise."

Ma Tianyao slowly woke up and then hurried to check the time.

"It's 12:22? It's the second day? The mission has been completed?"

She said to herself, and she immediately went to check the task status, and the task status was completed!

"YES!!! That's great!"

Just as she finished being happy, she became depressed again.

"System? Didn't you say that you would reward Bai Feng's new recipe? Why didn't you reward Mao?"

"system?"

"Are you asleep? No, right? You are not a human being, so you can sleep?"

System: Detecting that ‘not human’ is an insulting language will perform electric shock therapy…

"I Cao...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ma Tianyao was not surprised and was shot again, but this time she was very unwilling to accept it. First, the system did not reward her with the task, second, the system determined that the task completion delay was too high, and third, the language that "not human" was judged as insulting.

This reminded her of an old joke. She submitted a post on a website, which described it in this text:

[Li Qiang…1 1 traitor, 1 laughed and said…]

As a result, the principle of system blocking is to only determine a single phrase and not include a situational judgment, so after it is published, it becomes:

[Li ** said with a smile...]

This is simply a dog...

And the dog is innocent...

...

The next day, Ma Tianyao took Shi Xiaoxiao to the shop early to work, but Ma Tianrou got up late because she went to school.

After she finished her first wave of customers, at about 7:20, Ma Tianrou and Zheng Huanhuan entered the store.

"Sister, did you kill one of my fish and roast it..."

"Things are nothing!"

"I saw the ashes burning branches at the door, and the fish bones you spit out!!!"

"Maybe it was roasted by the landlord aunt. Besides, there are two of your sister and I roasted fish, and I never roast one!!!"

Ma Tianrou pouted and looked very depressed, then shed tears.
Chapter completed!
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