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Chapter 155: Don't make a fool of yourself

I heard Zhu Youlang say that he could cut off flies and vegetables, not only did he believe the "big-eyed thief" and "scar-scar-faced" but also Chen Jiaoxi, ripe water, and Yang Huiyi.

There are no words written on the fly, do you know whose family belongs to? Isn’t this a big deal?

Bai Xing and Li Hong both thought that the emperor was teasing these two unlucky guys, while Chen Jiaoqian believed that the emperor had an affair with Yang Huiyi, so he must stand up for Yang Huiyi and make a decision. Just an excuse!

No matter how you decide, it will definitely be Yang Huiyi in the end.

Yang Huiyi was even less worried. As soon as the emperor appeared, her purpose was halfway. She wanted to take the opportunity to act like she was bullied, and threw herself into his arms to pretend to be pitiful and gain sympathy. Once the two had close contact, how could they... be separated?

But unexpectedly, Zhu Youlang is so hateful that he even brings a woman with him when he goes out!

As for the fly case, she was not worried at all. This was the situation she had made. Not to mention Zhu Youlang, she could still settle it even if she didn't.

Therefore, everyone had their own thoughts and watched Zhu Youlang decide the case quietly.

"Big-eyed thief, I asked you, do you know that flies have male and female?" Zhu Youlang asked.

"There are male and females? I haven't heard of it." The "Big-eyed Thief" shook his head and said.

Shushui almost laughed out loud when he heard this, and thought to himself: "The emperor is fooling again. Flies have male and females. This is the first time I heard of them."

"Flies have male and females, and there are no male and females. How do they reproduce offspring, right?" Zhu Youlang said again.

"Yes, it makes sense. Just like humans. If there weren't men and women, how could I have a baby?" The "Big-eyed Thief" thought for a while and felt it made sense. He looked at Yang Huiyi's beautiful face and replied.

"Do you know that as long as a fly appears, it will be a pair; if one of them dies, the other one will commit suicide." Zhu Youlang said.

"Ah? Impossible, right? This is a strange story, I have never heard of it."

When the "big-eyed thief" heard this, his eyes almost fell out!

"Yes, yes, yes, I've seen many flies pressed down and are almost the same as men and women."

"Scar-scar-faced" nodded cleverly, glanced at Yang Huiyi, and said in a lewd manner.

When Yang Huiyi heard this, she glared at him with a stern face.

"Young Master, after hearing what you said so surely, then you will definitely be able to identify the male and female?" asked the "Big-eyed Thief".

"That's natural." Zhu Youlang replied affirmatively.

"Then look, this is just a male or female?" The "Big-eyed Thief" raised the fly in his hand and handed it over.

"No need to see, this is just a male." Zhu Youlang waved his hand and refused to answer.

"How do you know it is male? What are its characteristics?"

"The male butt is round behind, and the female butt is forked behind. Look, is it round behind, and there are no gaps?"

The "Big Eye Thief" raised the fly to his eyes and looked carefully. Sure enough, his butt was round and had no forks.

"It's round, no forks." The "Big-eyed Thief" said: "But, what you said is too fresh, I don't believe it. Find a few more flies."

After saying this, the "big-eyed thief" looked into the store. The store was very clean and tidy, so where were there flies?

"Old scar, take those ones out and take a look."

"Yes, there are a few more here."

"Scar-Scared Face" took out a few dead flies from his pocket and came together with the "Big-Eyed Thieves" to watch.

As they looked at each other, they looked at each other, looked at the flies in their hands, looked up and saw that everyone was smiling at them.

That look was similar to looking at two stupid eggs.

Being fooled!

The man in front of me was so cunning that he tempted himself to take out the flies hidden on his body. Isn’t this a self-inducing act?

If you weren't intentionally harming someone, who would have put a few dead flies in your pocket?

"Mad, I'll give you a face when you look brightly dressed. I didn't expect you to be a man?! Wait! The man let you..."

The "big-eyed thief" and "scar-faced" frame-up plan were exposed, and he was immediately angry and threw away a few flies, pointing at Zhu Youlang to curse!

"Ba!Ba!"

Before the "big-eyed thief" was scolded, Bai Xing was extremely angry and rushed forward with a quick glance, each of whom slapped a big mouth.

The "big-eyed thief" and "scar-scar-faced" were dizzy and fell to the ground with a gurgle.

"Wow!"

The two of them felt salty in their mouths, and their mouths opened, and their back teeth spitted all over the floor with blood foam.

Swearing to the Emperor? You are so impatient to live!

Bai Xing knocked the two of them to the ground, but he didn't give up. He took out a dagger from his waist, and his eyes flashed with fierce light and cursed: "Fuck you, are you brave enough to eat Xiongxin? How dare you scold us? I want to see, how heavy are your eyes?"

After saying that, he grabbed the collar of the "Big Eye Thief" with his left hand and stabbed the dagger into his eyes.

"Oh my God, help me!" The "Big Eye Thief" was frightened by the fierce light in Bai Xing's eyes. When he saw the knife straight into his eyes, he was so scared that he was full of vigor, hissing and wailing.

"slow!"

Zhu Youlang said softly, and Bai Xing immediately put away his knife and stood up, retreated to Zhu Youlang.

"Master, why are you keeping these messes?! Slaughter it clean!"

"Xiaobai, it's not necessary to treat such people. Besides, although they are abominable, they are not considered dead. So, aren't they relying on Sun Defu's backstage? Then let's see what kind of person Sun Defu is. I think the Public Security Bureau should have good people?"

After Zhu Youlang said this, Bai Xing understood that the emperor was not so kind, it was not that he didn’t want to kill animals, but that he wanted to build a public security bureau.

"Master, should you ask someone to call Master Dai?" Bai Xing asked.

He was not worried that Dai Rufeng would fall in love with this matter.

He was worried that Dai Rufeng would be angry with him if he knew that he was following the emperor and that he would not be angry with him.

Zhu Youlang gave Bai Xing a blank look and did not answer.

Bai Xing shut up immediately.

After witnessing this scene, Chen Jiaoqian, no need to mention the water, admired the emperor from the bottom of her heart.

"Look, the emperor is not only handsome, but also so talented. He sat there without moving, so he let these two bastards call him by himself." Chen Jiaoxi's eyes flashed with little stars, and he looked at Zhu Youlang's handsome face intently, thinking very proudly in her heart.

Yang Huiyi felt a different feeling in her heart.

"It's really rare to see the dog emperor acting smart and talented. He also pays attention to laws and evidence everywhere. In theory, with his emperor's honor, it would take such a lot of trouble to mess with these two gangsters? If you are in the capital, let alone provoke the emperor or the prince, you will not be guilty of killing someone with a bannerman."

"It seems too soft and unpleasant to act like this. In fact, he is leading by example and creating a legal civilization for Nanming in the way of spring breeze and rain."

"This person has deep meaning in his actions and cannot stay for a long time! Over time, he will definitely be a strong enemy of the Qing Dynasty!"
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