"How great is Mr. Banqiao who is so talented?" Song Yuhua said whispering from behind the screen, like rinsing jade: "But if someone from Buddhism asks Mr. Banqiao to reply to him?"

"This is easy." Xu Ziling smiled and said, "Then let's reply to his couplet: The left guardian and the right guardian and the right guardian and the left guardian and the left guardian and the left guardian and the left guardian and the left guardian and the left guardian and the left guardian and the left guardian and the left guardian and the left guardian and the left guardian and the left guardian and the left guardian and the left guardian and the left guardian and the left guardian and the left guardian and the left

"What if the Chenghuang Temple asks about it?" Song Yuhua insisted on stumping this young master Banqiao.

Everyone was excited and watched the fun.

"That's it: black impermanence, white impermanence, black and white impermanence, no black and white." Xu Ziling laughed.

"If ordinary people ask questions about it, how should they reply?" Song Yuhua asked again as if she had not achieved her goal.

"Does this person have land?" Xu Ziling asked back.

"There is a field." Song Yuhua replied.

"That's easy to deal with. Reply to him is: The harvest is a good place and the harvest is a good place." Xu Ziling said with a smile.

"No land is the merchant." Song Yuhua said the condition again.

"He Shang? Is there a scale for trading? If so, you can do this: buy, look at the scale, look at the scale, look at the scale, look at the scale, look at the transaction, look at the scale, look at the transaction." Xu Ziling laughed and replied.

When everyone heard this, they felt that Mr. Banqiao's reaction was too fast and could not keep up with him, let alone reaction.

The old scholar who recorded suddenly felt like he was hitting his head against the wall. Why did he have read the books of sages for decades and can't even think of a couplet?

"How about the owner of a powder shop without scales?" As soon as Song Yuhua said this, everyone felt that it was a big deal because men are generally not familiar with professions such as powder and female porn. These are things that women pay attention to. It is obvious that it is embarrassing to others.

But no one would be wronged for Xu Ziling and everyone wanted to see what it was like to stump Mr. Banqiao.

"Pink face red, pink face pink face pink face." Xu Ziling chuckled, "Can you use a girl's pink face to make a couplet?"

"This couplet is very good, but if this person is a woman and a matchmaker in the street, can he have a couplet?" Song Yuhua tried his best to make things difficult for Xu Ziling, but she didn't believe that a matchmaker, the young master Banqiao, could still match it.

"Men are asking for matchmakers, women are asking for matchmakers, women are asking for matchmakers, women are asking for matchmakers, women are asking for men and women." Xu Ziling laughed.

When everyone heard the couplet, they were quite ambiguous. They couldn't help but look at each other and were very happy. Some even toasted and ate to show their compliment.

The girls behind the screen also covered their mouths and chuckled slightly, obviously they were also interested in this topic.

"Does the painter have a couplet?" Song Yuhua was determined to stump Xu Ziling and asked again.

"This..." Xu Ziling seemed to stump her, which made everyone's spirits cheer up, but before everyone could be happy, Xu Ziling knocked down Xu Ziling and smiled: "Sun painting, moon painting, sun and moon painting, sun and moon painting, can it be?"

"Chief Master. Do you have any connections? Wait for Mr. Banqiao, please write another strange couplet, but the meaning should be as positive and negative as before." Song Yuhua simply couldn't think of any way to make trouble for Mr. Banqiao who was almost scared.

"Well..." Xu Ziling took two steps and said, "The boat carries stone heavy stones and ships lightly carry heavy loads. Can it be?"

"Prince Banqiao, please contact the second couplet." This time it was Jie Hui's request.

"Don't use my name to go against it!" Xu Ziling smiled faintly and nodded, "Feeding the bridge deck is long and the feet are short and the length is long."

"Justice Banqiao just now can I ask if it's time to use the couplet to write hands again: "Song Yuhua couldn't help but ask again.

"Wash the hand and the ink hand and the hand is turbid." Xu Ziling couldn't help laughing when he saw Fang Yimin handing over the wine: "This couplet can be right again, but there is no need to drink the wine again and then I will fall to the ground... Why don't you tell everyone a little interesting thing to make everyone happy?"

When everyone heard this, they naturally praised the enemy.

Although I heard it very well just now, I felt relieved after listening too much. Now that I can change the topic, it is naturally better.

"I heard that when Emperor Wen was alive, there was a very powerful Taoist priest who was very wise and calculating every day. " Xu Ziling laughed and said, "So a Confucian scholar went to ask him if he could go to the high school entrance examination. The Taoist priest asked him to write a word, and the Confucian scholar casually wrote the word "mouth" and the Taoist priest immediately congratulated him on his words: "It must be high school."

"The Confucian scholar was very happy and set out to participate in the imperial examination. The result was really chosen by Emperor Wen." Xu Ziling smiled again: "Later, another military general who caused slander and colluded with the enemy came to ask for good and bad luck. The Taoist priest asked him to write a word, but the general still set the word "mouth". The Taoist priest congratulated him on his face and said: I guarantee that his official career will be prosperous without any trouble."

"The military general was greatly comforted to meet Emperor Wen, so he understood the cause and effect of the incident. Emperor Wen not only saved him from the crime of slandering, but also promoted him to three levels in a row." Xu Ziling saw that everyone was impressed by the myth and said, "After a while, the matter spread even more and a Confucian scholar came to ask about his future. He thought that before, the two words "口" were written by each of them, they would be promoted to the third level. Why didn't I write two words "口" and both passed and promoted to the third level. So when the Taoist priest asked him to write, he wrote two words "口" in a row."

"Are he the first officer again after the election?" Zheng Shuming asked tacitly in cooperation with a smile.

"No." Xu Ziling shook his head and said, "The Taoist priest told him that he would not only not be promoted to the imperial examination but also seriously ill."

Everyone was surprised when they heard this.

Why did the two of them write the word "mouth" together before not only did they have nothing to do but were so far apart from high school or promotion?

"What's the solution?" Zheng Shuming asked again.

"That Taoist priest said: The Confucian scholar wrote the word "mouth" before and made him feel unintentional. He came alone to ask for divination and became the word "zhong" and naturally he would be able to pass the imperial examination in high school." Xu Ziling said with a faint smile.

"That general came with a request. Did he act intentionally?" Zheng Shuming cooperated with the question.

"It is a deliberate move to that military general, then there is a word "zhong" and "heart" forming a word "loyal". Since he is a crime of slandering and colluding with enemies, it will naturally not be established. So how could the wise Emperor Wen punish him? How could he not be promoted to this loyal minister?" Xu Ziling explained with a smile.

"So what is the explanation for the third Confucian scholar who wrote the two words "mouth" and will cause serious illness?" Zheng Shuming asked again.

"The third Confucian scholar came to have a heart-wrenching action and wrote two words "mouth" in succession in succession, combined with his own come to form a word "string". In addition, he had a heart-wrenching action, he would become a word "disease". It would be strange if he was not seriously ill!" Xu Ziling laughed.

After hearing this, everyone looked at the old scholar writing clearly on the white paper and couldn't help but slapped his palms.

"The story of Mr. Banqiao has a strange truth. Since it shows the magic of Taoism, why not talk about a Buddhist? "A man who looks like a lay Buddhist who practices outside the temple stood up and saluted Jie Hui and Fan Zhuo. He bowed to Xu Ziling and said, "The Buddhist learning is as profound as that of Mr. Xu. Does Mr. Xu have a story of Buddhism that spreads to the world to let us help the foolish people to solve their doubts and enlighten them?"

"Of course, there are some who are afraid they are different from this brother." Xu Ziling chuckled and thought that if he didn't gently hit Buddhism, he would miss the opportunity. He walked two steps in the hall and smiled: "Let's talk about a story similar to what happened just now. An old monk and a little novice monk are very famous in a small temple. Many people also asked him what his future is, but no matter who comes. The old monk stretched out a finger and kept silent. But he was extremely effective and amazing."

"Supernatural powers are magical powers!" The man who looked like a layman said ecstatically that he was so happy that he almost danced with joy.

"One day, three Confucian scholars came to ask who would be the high school imperial examination list." Xu Ziling stretched out a finger and said, "The old monk stretched out one finger and asked the three of them to leave. Later, one person in high school prepared a generous gift to thank the little sharks. So he asked the old monk, "Does the master know that he can win the imperial examination so he showed him with one finger? The old monk shook his head and said, "I don't know."

When everyone heard that things had turned around, they couldn't help but hold their breath and listen quietly.

"The little novice asked: I don't know how the master stretched out his finger to indicate that one person was awarded the award?" Xu Ziling said: "The old monk laughed when he heard this: "It's simple because everything in the world is like the 'one' because the three of them are no matter who won the 'one', so I can guess their future by just stretching out one finger."

"Fatty Man An doesn't understand very well, can Mr. Banqiao explain it clearly?" An Long seemed to be about to realize a little mystery, but he couldn't understand it for a moment and asked anxiously.

"The little novice monk asked at that time: How can they guess with one finger? What if three of them passed the imperial examination? Wouldn't it be wrong to extend a finger?" Xu Ziling smiled and said, "The old monk replied: "That old monk replied: "That three people are all the same as "one" in high school?" The little novice monk asked again: If two people are all the same as "one" in high school?" The old monk asked again: "That is "one" in high school?" After hearing this, the old monk laughed and said, "That is "one" in ups and downs! So no matter whether they are one person, two people are all the same as "three people are all the same as "three people are all the same as "three people are all the same as "three people are all the same as "three people are all the same as "three people are all the same as "one" in the same way, it is not the magical courage of Buddhism, but the skillful use of numbers in daily life."

Everyone burst into laughter and the Buddhist layman was so choking that he couldn't speak.

"After listening to the story of Mr. Banqiao, can I tell a story about us women?" Song Yuhua offered the condition and said, "If it is a satirizing us women, you can avoid Mr. Banqiao, can you let all the women in our hall be a little decent?"

"Of course." Xu Ziling laughed loudly and drank two cups in a row and then said loudly: "There are natural yin and yang for men and women who lack men and yin but not long; if there is a lack of women, yang but not one can be lost. Since we have told the story of the two schools of Buddhism and Taoism, we can tell the story of a girl!"

Telling the story of girls, everyone doesn't like it, they all have their eyes and wolf ears, and they are afraid that they will listen less.

Even many famous masters are quite curious.

"It is said that a pair of good friends, one is good at literature and the other is good at martial arts, and they meet a young girl with a clear mind." Xu Ziling said vividly: "At the moment they saw it, they thought about sex and relied on the learning inside of their chests and wanted to show their skills in front of the little beauty so that she could fall in love with herself so that she could marry this gentle and beautiful little beauty home."

"This is the virtue of men." Zheng Shuming snorted in time.

But it made everyone laugh and understand.

After laughing, I couldn't help but look forward to the story of Xu Ziling, a little beauty.
Chapter completed!