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Chapter 15 The Barnum Effect

"A mere polite gift, no respect!"

“Emiko…”

Pushing the golden mountain inverted jade pillar, Emiko directly stepped down from the earth and knelt respectfully on the ground.

Although Japanese people are used to bowing and kneeling, getting off the earth can be regarded as a gift for kneeling.

Emiko Fukuyama never expects to give gifts to the shrine gods to forgive her offense. As long as the gods can get the agitated slightly, it is good.

If it really doesn't work, just promise it!

Think about it, the other party is a priest who has special abilities, and it seems that this is not a loss.

"Yes." Mido Hayato maintained a facial paralysis expression and took the bag.

He glanced casually, the bag contained some snacks and...

An envelope.

Most of the money is placed in the envelope!

It’s just that it’s not convenient to take it out and count it right now, but looking at the approximate thickness of the envelope, Hayato Mizuto has already deeply felt Emiko’s apology!

How much money should be here?

Ten thousand? That's too little.

At least it should be ten Fukuzawa Yukiki. No, it depends on the thickness, twenty!

If it is 200,000, it will be worth a monthly salary for the new human resources and social animals who have just left the school.

Mizuto Hayato was thinking about the envelope in a daze, but Emiko was so nervous that she was dying. The Lord of God had not spoken for more than ten seconds. Are you thinking about how to punish herself?

Rope? Candle? Plastic coat?

“…”

"Don't kill me, never kill me..." Emiko muttered in a low voice, Mizuto Hayato could hear it clearly.

"Nothing happened." Mizuto Hayato shook his head gently, "I never took it to my heart. Don't think too much, Lord God would not blame this little thing."

"Hi Yi!" Emiko breathed a sigh of relief after receiving the positive answer from the Lord of God.

Aina's attention was attracted by the mini-car next to her. The goldfish tied to it was so eye-catching.

Just like that, he was tied to the trolley, staring at his eyes and opening his mouth one by one.

However, my good friend is sincerely apologizing, and it seems that it is not convenient to ask the little god master what the meaning of such an arrangement is.

"..." Mito noticed Ainai's gaze and he coughed deeply, "I am punishing this goldfish."

"Gudong." The goldfish opened his mouth and his eyes were melancholy.

"Ah, OK!" Ainai was stunned when she heard this, punishing the golden fish?

"Yeah." This sentence is enough, Mizuto Hayato doesn't want to give too much explanation.

As an expert living in seclusion in the "country", he should speak less and be refined.

"!!" But Emiko next to her thoughts more deeply.

When it comes to others, punishing Jinyu is definitely a joke, but is the Lord of God a joke? Of course not!

So this goldfish must have made a mistake. If an ordinary goldfish is naturally not going to make any angering mistakes. With the memory of the fish, such punishment is useless.

So everything can be explained like this!

This goldfish is an ordinary goldfish on the surface, but it is actually a monster goldfish! It has wisdom and can speak human words, and may become human on full moon night.

The country god lord with superpowers will become a monster goldfish in human body, and everything makes sense.

"!" Now Emiko's eyes became surprised when she looked at the goldfish. She secretly put her hands together to worship the goldfish.

This goldfish is also an elegant person!

"I, we want to worship God again." Aina pulled Emiko who was stunned.

"Um."

"Emiko, let's go and worship..."

"Ah, OK!" Emiko pulled herself out of the terrible truth reasoning and carefully washed and rinsed her mouth in the hand water house.

Her last visit was a careless person, and this time she could be described as fear and fear. Every time she bowed, she wanted to knock her head on the race box, but the last one she threw into the box was still five yuan.

Taking advantage of the break between the two of them, Mizuto Hayato quietly tore open the envelope.

Five, ten, twenty...fifty!

He counted three times in a row, forty-eight, fifty, and forty-nine. Although the number of copies counted each time is different, since he is apologizing, he must have used integers.

Fifty-year-old Fukuzawa Yukichi, 500,000 yen! This is a monthly salary that only middle-aged people who are in their forties and who have reached a small leadership position will receive.

If someone could offer themselves 500,000 yen every month...

"Be calm, be calm, be calm..." After pinching his palms, Mizuto Hayato calmed down a little. Wouldn't it be 500,000 yuan, and you will earn more in the future! But be careful not to be too eye-catching.

It was eye-catching when I thought about it, Mido Hayato couldn't help but look in the direction of Funkyo District. It was hard to see the earth-burning stars floating there whether they were eye-catching or not.

Moreover, Emiko is a rich woman!

Is this the style of Tokyoites? I’ve seen it!

"Play!"

When the two of them finished their worship, Hayato Mizuto walked over slowly: "Your God has already felt it."

I felt it deeply! What a pious person!

"Hi Yi! Lord God, look at my love fortune..."

No, I won’t see it, please ask Gao Ming.

Naturally, Hayato Mido could not say that, he looked at Emiko's face very carefully.

Well, she looks very ordinary, not like she can attract the butterfly. Aina next to her looks pretty good, but considering that Emiko can give out 500,000 apologizing gold, she should be a rich woman.

"Well, your love journey has many ups and downs, and it becomes more and more unstable as you get older."

"Ah yes yes, no boyfriend I have ever talked about since junior high school can last for many years." Emiko's eyes shone brightly and found that this little god master was really a god.

"You need others to like and respect you. It's difficult to interact with the opposite sex. Although you seem calm on the outside and pretend to be nothing about these love things, you are actually anxious and uneasy inside. Sometimes you doubt whether the decisions you made or what you did are correct."

Although he does not have any divination and fortune-telling skills, Mizuto Hayato is still very sure of just saying some clichés.

"It's too accurate, it's so accurate, that's right." Emiko clenched her fists, and her excited heart thumped wildly.

"Your marriage and love journey cannot be interfered by family members or friends, otherwise it will definitely fail once it is disturbed."

"Ah? Yes! Sumizu, Nishido, Hanyu seem to break up with me like this. They are all the family members who say it is not suitable, right, Ainai?"

"Huh?" Ainai nodded foolishly.

Although she has never been in love,...the men and women in modern society often break up. Only one out of a hundred people may be able to end up together. From school to entering the marriage hall? Most people just die in the ups and downs of love.

This God Lord seemed to be saying... seemingly accurate but completely useless nonsense?
Chapter completed!
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