Introduce... The title of this chapter is purely written by plagiarizing the "Forcing to Liangshan" in "Water Margin".

I always feel a little awkward when I read it myself, so I will explain it here...

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It would be fine if the "soft voice" is a normal woman's coquettish voice, but this "soft voice" is the kind of sound that a originally thick voice is deliberately tightened and tightened. The voice actor feels good about himself and is even complacent, but the listener may not have such a good mood.

Wu Fan now felt that his heart was being held by a big hand, tightening it a little bit. The feeling of tightness made the heart even beat a luxury.

Turning his head and looking at the voice actor, Wu Fan immediately felt dizzy.

How could her face be so round? It was like a washbasin pressing on it.

How could her nose be so flat? It was like someone punched her nose and then she had permanent sequelae.

How could her mouth be so big? It seems that there is no problem with stuffing half of the roast chicken in one go.

Her... In short, how did she look so superb? Such personality? Such a unique?

Finally, Wu Fan came to his senses from his shock, plucked up the courage, and said to the woman who was looking at him with a fat mouth pouting:

"Miss, who are you looking for?"

The woman was stunned at first, but she didn't expect Wu Fan to talk to him like this. Then she twisted her fat butt and walked towards Wu Fan quickly, putting one hand on her hips, and waving her hand to point at Wu Fan with her hand:

"Ah--You are so heartless, you grabbed someone's milk and chewed your mouth a few days ago, saying that you would marry someone as your wife. You have changed your mind in just a few days?! I want to ask you, after so long, what gifts have you given me, it's better than Zhang Crooker. Today I also gave me this handkerchief!"

As he said that, he shook the handkerchief in front of Wu Fan, looking like he was a treasure.

Wu Fan almost spit out the wine and food he ate with Hua Xiong at noon today. This Wu Fan in his previous life was reckless and willful, and his head was not stringy, but he was so unique in taste that he didn't even let such a top-notch woman go! I really couldn't help but admire him!

Then he thought again, Wu Fan, who was in a slight head in his previous life, could eat all the tofu of this top-notch woman with a few words. That cripple might not have a mouth empty, right?

Thinking of this, Wu Fan asked the woman:

"That Zhang Lark, just giving you a handkerchief? I didn't do anything else?"

The woman twisted her body, looking as if she was embarrassed and stopped, she twisted for a while and said:

"Of course not. Zhang Crooker said he wanted to give me a handkerchief, but there was a condition that I wanted to take off my pants. This was obviously trying to take advantage of me, so I certainly refused. Then he took off his pants and asked me to lick his stuff... I thought it was a advantage of him, and I could get a handkerchief, which was very cost-effective, so I licked him... But strangely, Zhang Crooker clearly felt very painful, and he was so painful that he sucked cold air in his mouth, but he kept making me exert force. I really couldn't understand him..."

"stop!!"

Wu Fan could no longer listen. It was not only Wu Fan in his previous life who could taste unique, but Zhang Crooker was also unscrupulous.

Turning around and planning to return to the yard, Wu Fan suddenly thought of the most critical question and asked the woman:

"You are... Yuzhi?"

The woman immediately raised her eyebrows and eyes again, put one hand on her hips and pointed at Wu Fan's nose with the other hand:

"Nonsense! I am not Yuzhi, who is Yuzhi?! You are so heartless. Are there any women outside? You can even forget my name! Let me tell you, you can only marry me one woman in this life. If other women like you, I will scratch their faces. Let's see who dares to compete with me for men! Humph!!"

Wu Fan said inexplicably:

"Don't you still have Zhang Crooker? He even gave you a handkerchief, why are you staring at me?"

Yuzhi pouted her fat mouth and said dissatisfied:

"That Crack Zhang is not good. He always lets him lick that thing, making his mouth sore... Anyway, he doesn't like being with him!"

It’s not the first time I’m selling cakes!

Wu Fan refused to talk, turned around and hid in the yard, closed the gate to death, and fell into the gate.

He ignored the door, yelling like a drum outside the door. Wu Fan pressed his back against the door panel, learned about the pros and cons, and finally gritted his teeth and stomped his feet. He decided to follow the "Thirty-six strategies" and "left is the best strategy!

After his idea was settled, Wu Fan strode back to the house, came to Wu's father and mother, and said solemnly:

"Everyone is responsible for the rise and fall of the world. I decided to go back to Hebei with Tian Feng, surrender to Yuan Shao, and make a career that will glorify the family!"

After hearing Wu Fan say this, Wu's father's eyes immediately shone. Although he had not spoken after Wu Fan's comments on Yuan Shao, he was still quite unwilling to accept it. He believed that if he missed the opportunity to recommend Tian Feng, his son would be a gangster. If he wanted to make a name for himself, he would basically have no hope in his life.

When Wu Fan suddenly said this, his father was extremely happy and didn't bother to think carefully about whether his son's IQ could say such words. He held Wu Fan's hand and cried with joy:

"Fan'er, I have been waiting for you for twenty-one years for my father! Our Wu family may finally realize the wish that has carried several generations of people from today!"

As he said that, he pulled Wu Fan up and walked to the back room. Wu's mother looked at Wu Fan in a daze and asked behind her:

"Fan'er, are you really going to join Lord Yuan Shao? What should you do if Yuzhi is? Do you want to take her with you?"

Wu Fan almost fell to the scene. The fundamental reason why he went to join Yuan Shao was to avoid this top-notch girl and take her with her? Then why should I go to join Yuan Shao?

Wu Fan responded without looking back:

"Let her marry Zhang Crooker!"

Wu's mother said in surprise:

"Why is this child so stupid? Zhang Chuizi is already a family member. Can he still rekindle under his conditions?"

In Wu's mother's doubts, Wu Fan had already followed Wu's father to the back room. He saw Wu's father rummaging through the boxes and finally found a bag. It seemed quite worthwhile. Wu's father took some effort to move the bag out and put it in front of Wu Fan.

In Wu Fan's puzzled eyes, Wu's father opened the bag layer by layer, five layers. After all, a pair of armor with silver-white all over the body appeared in front of Wu Fan, shining dazzlingly under the sunlight transmitted from the window.

When Wu Fan saw this armor for the first time, he felt familiar. When he looked closely, he couldn't help but say:

"Isn't this the armor worn by the character I created?!!"

Wu's father didn't understand and asked:

"What did you say?"

Wu Fan quickly changed his words and lied:

"Uh...I mean, when I was dreaming, I dreamed that I had worn this armor."

Wu Father said:

"In this way, all this may be destined by God. Since my grandfather spent all his family to create this armor, no one has ever worn it. You can actually dream of wearing this armor yourself, which means you have an indissoluble bond with this armor!"

Wu Fan thought to himself: Of course, this armor was originally worn on the founder of me. I have wondered the past two days, why did I cross here but the armor disappeared, and I let you hide it for a long time.

At this time, Wu's father was already trembling with his hands, picked up the armor one by one, and put it on Wu Fan. While wearing it, he talked about the origin of the armor.

The grandfather of Wu's father was a wealthy businessman. However, he had a dream of being a general since he was a child, but he could not achieve it because he could not put down his business. So he spent tens of thousands of taels of gold, almost exhausted all his savings, and asked an old craftsman who retired to the mountains to carefully build this pair of armor for three years.

In fact, this armor was only half a year long, and the rest of the time was spent looking for raw materials to build the armor. It is said that the old craftsman once visited the Western Regions and had (technical) exchanges with the Western Regions craftsmen, and developed a forging method called crude steel, and used this forging method on this armor.

Not long after the armor was completed, a huge fire turned the Wu family courtyard into ashes. The contracts loaned out were no basis, but there were endless people asking for accounts. It was from this time that the Wu family's family's fortunes fell from the bottom of the house. Because this armor was not known to outsiders, it was not forced to pay off the debt. Fortunately, it was preserved and became a family heirloom of the Wu family and carried the (general) dreams of generations.

Wu Fan was skeptical and just a pair of armor worn by the characters. This game would not have designed its origin so complicatedly, right? When the full set of armor was worn, Wu Fan checked its attributes and was stunned:

Treasure: The Western Heaven Dragon Armor (In Western countries, dragons are evil)

Attribute: Martial power +3 (can form a superposition effect with weapons)

Special effects: 1. (The protected area) Any bow attack is invalid, any critical strike is invalid. 2. There is a certain chance to make the opponent dazzle (the stronger the light, the closer the two sides are, the higher the chance)

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During the Three Kingdoms period, all states in the country
Chapter completed!