1023, big ball
"Oh, the little baby is so proud!" Candy, standing on the small kitchen stool, sighed contentedly and said proudly.
Tang Shuang looked down at the little man with a funny look and asked, "Why are you proud?"
Candy pointed to the bowls and plates in the cabinet: "Look! Xiaoshuang, open your little eyes wide and look at these guys who are eating. They were still dirty just now, but now they are so clean. Why is this? Because Candy has worked hard and washed them! We only have food to eat at noon, otherwise there will be no food to eat! Jingjing is going to starve, Xiaowu is going to cry, father is calling mother, Xiaoshuang is going to... emm~ Jili Guru, we are finished."
Tang Shuang stared at her for a while, and she was quite strong in surviving.
He nodded: "What you said makes sense."
"Hehe, it makes sense!" The little man waved his hand happily, "It makes sense especially! The Lun family is the truth! The king of truth!"
Tang Shuang looked at the instantly expanding child and said, "But there are many places that make no sense."
When Candy Er heard this, he immediately said, "Xiaoshuang, are you tired? You should take a break and stop talking!"
Tang Shuangbai glanced at her: "What? You can only listen to good words? If you don't want to listen to bad words? Tell you, the truth is often bad, and lies are good."
"Xiaoshuang, you are so handsome."
Candy said this without hesitation. Tang Shuang was stunned for a moment before she realized, staring at the silly smirking child expressionlessly. What does this guy mean is he not handsome?
"Ho ho~ Why are you staring at the Lun family? The Lun family praises you for being handsome, don't beat someone up?" After saying that, she took out a small thing from her pocket, and raised it to Tang Shuang, "Look! The little seahorse of the Lun family! Keep it water."
Candy unscrew the faucet and filled the little seahorse with water. Twist the lid and tightened it. The light little seahorse immediately weighed the weight and its belly was filled with "ammunition". When you meet a friend, you can give him water. When you meet a bad guy, you can fire him a few shots!
Tang Shuang ignored this little seahorse. This little man spirit dared not shoot at people now. She had been educated last time.
"You just said to open my little eyes wide? What do you mean? Are my eyes very small?" Tang Shuang asked, and he was so nervous that he didn't ask clearly.
Candy looked at Tang Shuang's eyes with her little head held high, her eyes swaying, obviously thinking about how to answer this question. Maybe something big might happen.
Tang Shuang tried hard to open her eyes wide and she was so anxious.
"How is it? Is it big?"
Candy nodded immediately: "Big."
Then he said, "It's getting smaller now."
“It’s getting bigger again.”
"Huh? It's small again."
“It’s big.”
"Small."
...
Tang Zhen stood curiously at the kitchen door watching the two of them finish washing the dishes, but still stood side by side by the sink and chatted enthusiastically. Candy kept saying that it was bigger, smaller, and smaller...
Five minutes later, she asked with a funny look: "What are you doing?"
The two of them had a boring conversation for five minutes! She couldn't understand it at all.
Tang Shuang and Tangguoer came to their senses and looked back at Tang Zhen. Tangguoer jumped off the stool and wanted to join her sister, but she ran for two steps and didn't run. When she looked up, Xiaoshuang grabbed her little clothes.
Tang Shuang said: "Don't run away first, give me a clear word. Are my eyes big or small?"
Candy wants to pull back his little clothes and said, "Xiaoshuang, can you let Lun's family go first~"
"No, you can give me a clear word first."
Candy looked at Tang Shuang with helpless eyes, lowered her head and muttered: "Oh, my mother, will the Lun family be beaten when they tell the truth? I am so worried that Xiaoshuang, a bad guy, beat the child! Then I praise his eyes as big as a ball? Emmmm, no, Lun family is a little baby, and is still a good baby. You can't lie. If you tell lies, your nose will grow longer and turn into an elephant. You have to drink snot first when drinking water, and you can't pick your nose. It's so uncomfortable~emmmmmm..."
When Tang Shuang saw the villain muttering and refused to give him a happy answer, she said dissatisfiedly: "What do you mean? Can you give me some good words? Answer quickly!"
He looked down.
Candy suddenly realized that something was wrong, so he jumped up and shouted: "Big! It's so big! Big eyes are so beautiful! I'm so envious! Big and handsome! Xiao Shuang, you are so amazing."
As he said that, he raised his hand and wiped his nose a little while rubbing his nose! He quickly cleaned his nose before his nose became longer and stopped drinking it later.
This disgusting action instantly reduced the authority of the words that praised people just now by 80%.
After wiping his nose, the little man raised his hand and made a move to bounce the marbles: "biu~ bounce your big eyeballs!"
It seemed that it had bounced out the snot that had just been wiped out.
Candy took the opportunity to jump away from Tang Shuang's pull. Buling ran towards his sister, shouting, "Big ball~ Big ball~ Big ball~ Big ball~ Sister saves Lun's house!"
A man plunged into Tang Zhen's arms. Although she did not look back, based on her understanding of Xiaoshuang, the king must have been thinking about how to eat the baby.
Sure enough, Tang Shuang came over with a tiger's face, Candy was so scared that she screamed, looking for her sister's protection crazily.
Tang Zhen kept Candy in his arms and said to Tang Shuang: "Don't scare the child, Xiao Shuang, you are so childish!"
Tang Shuangcai, whether childish or not, being handsome is more important than anything else.
"Do you think my eyes are big?"
Candy showed his little face from Tang Zhen's arms, nodding and shouting: "Big ball, big ball!"
Tang Shuang asked in pain: "Are you praising me or scolding me? Why do I feel like you praise me and scolding me?!"
"If I had a fairy wand that became bigger, smaller and more beautiful, I would have to become a home of comics chocolates and toys."
The villain started singing and did not answer Tang Shuang's words directly.
This made Tang Shuang even more painful.
Well, looking at the expression of the villain, Tang Shuang can be sure that she is not praising others!
He decisively gave up this child who didn't understand aesthetics and asked Tang Zhen: "Sister, do you think I'm handsome?"
Tang Zhen glared at him and left with Candy, too lazy to answer these extremely childish words.
Tang Zhen walked out with her little hand, and turned around and grinned at Tang Shuang, hoho hoho ho~ how swollen it looks~ The king can't take the baby like swollen it!
My sister's life is so good. If she is not here today, she will be in great trouble. I wonder how much effort she will flatter.
After the two sisters of the Tang family left the kitchen, Tang Shuang took out her cell phone, took pictures of the results of washing dishes just now, and took photos of him himself, and sent them to the "Love Family" group, writing: "Drinking dishes for my mother is my daily job."
And @"The fire is so messy", it wrote: "Do you want to benchmark?"
Is it just to beat a javelin?
Anyway, "It's so hot" sent a gif picture of a bloody javelin piercing from the sky.
Besides, no one replied.
Well, it seems that everyone is really busy.
Dingdong, there was a message in the group. When Tang Shuang saw that it was sent by "Qiye Zhenzhen", it said: "This is the fruit of Tang Tang's labor, and Xiao Shuang also has a share."
As soon as these words fell, a series of ding dong sounds immediately sounded in the group.
"Tang Tang is a good one."
"My candy is so diligent and a good baby."
"Candy is so obedient. Is the little baby here to play in my house?"
"Good baby."
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Chapter completed!