"Conch..."

Tang Shuang was humming a song when she suddenly stopped, because a small head poked out of the door and looked at him secretly with big eyes.

Tang Shuang: "What are you doing? Sneaking around the door~"

Tangtang'er was discovered, walked in with a smile, and asked Tang Shuang curiously: "Xiao Shuang, what song were you singing just now? I haven't heard it before. Can you teach me?"

If I teach you, big trouble will happen, and many disasters will come from this.

Tang Shuang firmly refused to admit it: "I didn't sing. You heard me wrong."

Candy: "Humph! The Lun family clearly heard it, so what are you singing?"

Tang Shuang touched the cute baby's head and asked: "Why do you always care about what song I sing? I haven't asked you where did you hear the song on Loess Gaopo?"

Candy pretended to be stupid: "What's yellow, yellow, loess high slope? Candy can't sing."

Tang Shuang smiled and said: "You lied to my brother. The time you framed me made me criticized by my mother."

Tangtang'er opened her innocent eyes and shook her head: "The Lun family really doesn't remember. Then, Xiaoshuang, sing a little bit and let's see if Tangtang'er can remember."

Tang Shuang: "My family lives on Loess Plateau! My dad..."

I didn’t dare to sing anymore, for fear of something happening. Who knows if there was an ambush outside the door.

"That's it, do you remember it? Tell me, where did you hear it from? I'm puzzled."

Candy: "What sister?"

Tang Shuang: "I'm puzzled. Don't worry about this. Answer the questions I asked you quickly."

Tangtang'er held her little hands behind her back and pretended to be innocent: "The Lun family doesn't know what song this is. Xiaoshuang, please sing more."

Tang Shuang opened her mouth, but swallowed it back: "I feel like you are deliberately trying to frame me, right? You are a little person with very bad intentions."

Tangtang'er was found to be thinking, she smiled and stopped pretending to be cute, pointed at Tang Shuang: "The Lun family heard you singing at the door, Conch, right? Sing to Tangtang'er quickly, I want to hear it, I want to hear it"

, sing it to Tang Tang quickly."

Tang Shuang is her source of songs, and she relies on him to enrich her music library.

Tang Shuang refused to admit it: "I really didn't sing, I was memorizing the textbook."

Tangtang'er didn't believe it, "What are you reciting? Then recite it to Tangtang'er."

Tang Shuang: "The core values ​​of socialism are prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness..."

Candy didn't understand it at all and didn't believe it.

Tang Shuang spread his hands: "If you don't believe it, there's nothing I can do about it. I'm just memorizing the textbook. I love learning so much."

Candy: "Hey~ Xiaoshuang, you're pulling snot on your hair again!"

As she said that, the girl jumped up and down, trying to do Tang Shuang's hair, but she was too small, even if Tang Shuang was sitting down, there was nothing she could do.

Tang Shuang looked in the mirror, smoothed her hair and said, "This is not snot, this is hair wax."

Candy asked curiously: "Why do you put snot on your hair?"

She decided it was snot, and the sticky thing was something other than snot!

Tang Shuang laughed: "Haha, let me become more handsome and attractive!"

Tangtang'er nodded: "You and Qiqi are both crickets, right? It's so disgusting, Tang Xiaoshuang, it stinks."

Tang Shuang smelled the hand that was stained with hair wax. It didn't smell bad. On the contrary, it smelled good. But when she took her hand away, there was indeed a smell in the air.

Tang Shuang: "Little man, you farted!"

Candy covered her nose with her hands, shook her head, and said in a muffled voice: "It's you!"

Tang Shuang couldn't stay any longer and went out for some air: "Emma, ​​you stink so much. You're such a stinky pig. If you fart and don't admit it, are you trying to poop?"

Tangtang'er shook her head, then nodded again, and said with a smile: "I want to poop, ho ho ho~"

Tang Shuang quickly pushed the little man to the bathroom: "Why don't you go quickly? Do you want to kill me with more farts?"

Phew~

When Little Butt heard this, he immediately tried to fart to see if it could kill Tang Xiaoshuang.

Tang Shuang turned around and left: "You bastard, go and fuck daddy."

Tangtang made a noise and suddenly jumped past him and rushed into his room. Before Tang Shuang could figure out what was going on, she ran out again with a noise and hugged her two little hands tightly in front of her.

, seems to be hiding something.

Tang Shuang: "What are you doing? What did you take from me? Don't wipe your ass with my money."

Candy laughed three times, bang, and closed the bathroom door. She really couldn't hold it in any longer.

Tang Shuang returned to the room, packed her things and prepared to go out.

Ye Liang was very proud of his victory today and wanted to treat him to some food, drinks and fun.

He specially told her that although she misses little Princess Tangtang very much, it’s best not to take her with her today because she wants to have fun after dinner and go to the bar to play games played by adults.

Tang Shuang was still thinking about how to avoid the little man, but just in time, she went to get her daddy, so she could go out through the front door openly.

Huh? Where is my wallet?

Tang Shuang checked here and there, but couldn't find her wallet or car keys.

I checked everything on the bed, on the table, on the floor, under the bed, under the table, and found nothing.

Suddenly he thought that Candy had run into his room with a hiss and ran out again with something hidden in his hand.

Could it be that this doll was used to poop? It's very possible.

Tang Shuang knocked on the bathroom door and asked: "Little princess, little princess, are you holding daddy? My brother asks you, are you holding my wallet and car keys?"

An unpleasant voice came from inside: "Uh-huh!!! Huh! Huh~", it seemed to be smooth, and then he replied, "Yes, I am here, hahaha, Xiaoshuang, you can't leave."

Tang Shuang:--!!

"Should I leave? Where am I going? Sweetie, what are you doing with my wallet and car keys? Hurry up and take them out so they don't stink."

Candy: "Uh-huh!!! Xiaoshuang, I can't speak. I can't make a sound when I poop. I have to cover my nose because it stinks too much."

When she said this, she didn't know if she had fainted from the smell, because no matter how Tang Shuang asked him, she didn't answer any more, and she could only hear the sound of pulling her daddy hard.

Tang Shuang hurriedly walked away and waited for the girl to come out. During the process, the voice of "Uh-huh!! Uh-huh~" kept echoing in his mind.

Tang Shuang really wanted to slap herself, but it was useless. Her ears seemed to have been occupied by the sound of Candy pooping. Now was the time to "um" and "eh" to celebrate the victory.

Emma, ​​he quickly went back to the room and played some elegant music.

After a while, "Haha, Xiao Shuangzi is listening to the song!"

After being called for a long time, a little person finally appeared at the door, smiling with his little hands behind his back.

Tang Shuang: "My wallet and car keys, hand over the gun without killing."

Tangtang'er walked up to Tang Shuang and asked curiously: "Xiao Shuang, where are you going?"

Tang Shuang: "Why does a child care so much about adults' affairs? Come on, take it out."

Candy said loudly: "You look down on children!"

Tang Shuang took a look at the girl who was about to go online, immediately admitted her mistake, and said in a low voice: "My dear, you misunderstood me. I didn't look down on children. What I meant was that my brother had to go out to work and was in a hurry."

Candy: "What do you do?"

Tang Shuang pulled the little girl's body, her little hands were always behind her back, maybe the thing was in her hand, and she snatched it directly by force.

But no!

"Haha, no, look, no."

Tangtang'er smiled and stretched out her little hand in front of Tang Shuang to show him, "There really is nothing. It's empty. I'll make you mad!"

Tang Shuang grabbed her little hand and asked another question: "Why don't you pay attention to hygiene? You don't wash your hands after going to the toilet!!"

Tangtang'er blinked her eyes. She had forgotten it, but she refused to admit it. She spread her little hand and handed it to Tang Shuang: "It doesn't stink. If you don't believe it, just smell it."

Tang Shuang hurriedly avoided: "My heart is so tired now. If you don't smell, go, I will take you to wash your hands. Next time you dare to forget to wash your hands, I will slap your palms."

After Tang Shuang took the girl to wash her hands, she looked around in the bathroom and found no wallet or car keys.

"Little ancestor, where did you hide my things? Hand them over quickly. I'm going to be late."

The little girl patted her face with her wet hands. Her red face was a little hot, but it felt much cooler this way.

"Speak quickly, don't act stupid with me, what do you want? Just tell me." Tang Shuang clearly stated the price in exchange for benefits.

Haha, this is what I was waiting for. Tangtang'er said with a smile: "Xiaoshuang, go have fun without bringing Candy. Hum, I want to go!"

After saying that, she grabbed Tang Shuang's trousers.

Tang Shuang: "Go, go, don't take the opportunity to wipe your hands on my pants. Isn't there your hand towel there?"

Candy raised her little hand innocently and said loudly: "It's clean! Why is Xiaoshuang such a person? He's not cute at all."

Tang Shuang was helpless: "Where did you hide my things? I'm going to cry."
To be continued...