417, Oops, I want to pee (2/3)
Today, I went out to play with Tang Shuang. It was an eye-opener for Candy. There were such people in this world. Where did these strange people come from? What do they think...
Tang Shuang asked the little man what they thought.
Candy Bara Bara, why are they so weird? They talk and do things differently from them, even greetings are different. Then the little man's imagination got wild and he asked: "Xiao Shuang, do they pee like us?"
Shawna laughed.
Tang Shuang was used to this child's strange imagination and said, "Do you want to go to the toilet? Do you want to go to the toilet and have a look?"
Hearing this, Tangtang'er immediately stopped babbling and remained silent, as if he was feeling the true energy in his Dantian to see if there was any feces or urine in his belly and whether he needed to go to the toilet.
Xiaona was very curious about the relationship between the brother and sister, and it was an eye-opener.
The live hip-hop performance was boring for a moment, and she stared at the performance of the brother and sister Tang Shuang and Tangtang'er with great interest.
Tang Shuang asked thoughtfully: "It's been a minute, how do you feel?"
Tangtang'er was in a daze for a minute, then she bared her teeth and said to Tang Shuang with a smile: "No, I'm not going. I want to see the reinforcements that Xiao Yu has brought in."
In fact, she wanted to pee, but she couldn't bear to leave, not even for a minute. The scene was so beautiful.
She was right not to leave. Things were surprising to her all the time, such as what these people called "singing."
"Is this singing?" Tangtang'er was super surprised this time. She couldn't help but stand up and pointed her chubby little finger at Huyan Xiaosha who was singing in the center of the venue.
Tang Shuang: "That's what hip-hop music is like."
"Can you sing like this???" Cantang'er was so surprised that this was okay? Isn't it just talking? She is super good at talking, which is her specialty and hobby. I didn't expect that talking could also be singing. Then
Doesn't it mean that she is also a singer?
Little Piggy started to swell. She was never afraid of anyone. She thought she was a super talker and had a very sharp tongue.
In response to Xiaozhuzhu's initial ignorance, Tang Shuang said: "You can't even pronounce words clearly, and you're so awesome."
Cantang'er is very unconvinced. He can't pronounce the words clearly. Please give me a chestnut!
Tang Shuang: "Little pigeon."
Candy didn't pause at all, he just opened his mouth and said with such confidence: "Brother, what are you~"
Tang Shuang pouted, Tangtang'er was very dissatisfied with his action: "Xiao Shuang, you look down on me??"
"No, no, how could a brother look down on his sister? Don't think so wildly." Tang Shuang quickly clarified, otherwise there would be another dispute.
"Then why are you pouting?"
Can you please stop paying attention to these details? I don’t even know how to answer you. I can’t say that I was really dismissive just now.
"Well, the corner of my brother's mouth twitched." Tang Shuang quickly changed the subject: "What you just said was wrong, your pronunciation was not accurate."
Candy: "That's right."
I knew you would say that, Tang Shuang: "Ask Sister Xiao to see if what you said is right."
Why are you still asking Sister Xiao? Isn't this obvious? It's very clear, very fast and very accurate.
Since Xiaozhuzhu refused to admit it, Tang Shuang continued: "Green grapes, purple grapes, green grapes are not as purple as purple grapes. If you eat grapes, you will not spit out the grape skins. If you don't eat grapes, you will spit out grape skins. If you don't eat grapes, you will spit out grape skins."
You have to eat the grapes first without spitting out the skins. Just repeat it again."
Tangtang'er opened her mouth wide and was a little dumbfounded. She didn't agree with what she said, but she couldn't admit it. She argued: "Huh, what you said is too long. The Lun family can't remember it."
Tang Shuang said one sentence after another. Little Piggy continued to be dumbfounded, and his big eyes began to wander: "Huh! I won't talk to Xiao Shuang anymore, I want to watch a show."
After saying that, he sat up again arrogantly, folded his hands on his knees obediently, and stared at Huyan Xiaosha unblinkingly with his big eyes.
Not only Tangtang'er was paying attention, but almost everyone at the scene, except for a few people who were competing, were paying attention to Huyan Xiaosha's performance.
He truly lives up to his reputation. He speaks extremely fast and clearly enunciates his words. His rhythm is very accurate, his cadences are very rhythmic, and he is worthy of being the king of the northwest.
Tang Shuang calculated in his mind and found that Huyan Xiaosha said 8 words in one second! He remembered that the host recognized as the fastest in China could speak 9 words in one second, and after all, there is a singer in rap, Huyan Xiaosha's 8
1 character, which is almost equivalent to 9 characters of the host.
Huyan Xiaosha's performance made the audience gasp incessantly, giving people the feeling of being on fire.
However, Candy in the audience did not feel this restless at all. She patted Tang Shuang's hand and said eagerly: "Xiao Shuang, Xiao Shuang, Puff Tou speaks so fast, it makes me want to pee."
Pee."
Tang Shuang, Xiao Na:-_-||
I don’t know what I would think if I heard Huyan Xiaosha. He has always claimed that music is cool, but now he has the function of urging children to pee. Like functional drinks, his music has become functional music.
Tang Shuang took Tangtang'er to the toilet. When he came back, Huyan Xiaosha's assessment had ended and he passed smoothly. His person was no longer at the scene, which made Tangtang'er a little disappointed.
Quite interesting.
But Candy soon had a new surprise: she discovered an "acquaintance"!
Tang Shuang: "Which acquaintance? You actually have an acquaintance? Where is it? Point it out to me."
"That, that, that aunt with pigtails." Tangtang'er pointed at a woman in the Sa Yang group and said.
And aunties? There are very few contestants who are older, especially older women.
Tang Shuang and Xiao Na looked at her at the same time. She looked so young, but her makeup was a bit heavy.
Tangtang'er insisted that she was the aunt, not the sister. Sister Xiao was the sister, and that one was not.
This kid is also very real. She insists on being aunt to those she doesn't like, and sister to those she likes. She is so flattering.
Tang Shuang was curious, "Where did you meet her? How did you meet her?"
Candy opened her mouth and was about to come, but suddenly thought about it and smiled cutely, so she didn't say anything.
Xiaona had some impression of this girl, but she couldn't remember it.
Candy first met this woman with dreadlocks at Chengmai. This woman was smoking in the bathroom. Candy caught her and blew out smoke at the little man. The little man chased her and demanded an apology. The two started fighting over this.
After a thrilling battle of wits and courage, Candy finally won and the young girl with dreadlocks was forced to apologize to her.
This person's name is Sun Jianmei. She went to Chengmai for an interview and wanted to be an artist, but she was not selected. This time Chengmai held "My Most Hip-Hop" and she immediately signed up to participate.
Why is Candy so keen on tying the little peacock’s dreadlocks? It’s because she was influenced by Sun Jianmei. She feels that the dreadlocks are so magical, so cool, and so special. She wants such a dreadlock, but she can’t do it herself.
Chapter completed!