Chapter 498 Usa Those Things 【Seeking Monthly Pass(1/2)
It is auspicious for Zu Ge to become an official.
The official job title is "Deputy Minister of the Zugo Department", and this Zugo Department has been decided by the Tianji Bureau. Once the alliance between the Tianji World and the Zugo tribe is successful, this new department will be created, with Geely as the deputy minister.
The chief minister is a human being.
So while the Tianxuan team was still in Usa Town, Jili became the deputy minister and enjoyed the treatment of a deputy minister.
Speaking of which, in terms of professional title, it is higher than all the twelve members of the Tianxuan team.
However, Ji Li thought that he had an elegant and easy-going temperament. Not only did he not put on official airs for them, he would always greet them and even do dirty and hard work. From time to time, he would give Gu Jun a slap on the back and give Wu Shiyu a pinch on the arm.
, what a good leader.
But facing all the ancestors and subordinates, Geely is different from the past...
After careful selection, the clan selected a total of 100,000 Zuge as the advance troops from among the elite soldiers originally planned to attack Usa Town.
When they gathered for the first time, they sat separately among the quiet woods and listened to the instructions of their ancestors.
"Children, you are going to the earth world." Each of the ancestors patted a rotten wood on the ground and sighed: "To say goodbye to the villagers is to shoulder the future of each ancestor's clan. It is a heavy responsibility. Remember, remember..." It
After a pause, he suddenly slapped his belly hard and said, "Eat with all your throat, and you will eat up all the human beings!"
Suddenly there was a burst of excitement and excitement in the woods, and people from far and near, whether they were about to go to the earth or not, were flapping their hands.
Since this auspicious offer includes food and accommodation, these migrant workers must eat as much as they can.
It is precisely because of this that every Zu in this elite group is a famous big eater in the tribe. Normally, if someone eats one chicken drumstick, he will have to eat two.
And these 100,000 big-eating kings all went to the earth world and were supported by humans. This greatly reduced the food pressure of the tribes. In addition, there was no need to pay tribute, and the price of chicken suddenly plummeted like a plunge.
So, how could you not be happy? One day you couldn't afford chicken, but the next day it was so cheap that you could eat a pound and throw away a pound.
What does this mean if you don’t win the battle? What does this mean if you don’t stand up and become the master?
The ancestors are mighty, and Geely is mighty! As for the evil ancestors who are still plotting to fight back, no one cares about them anymore.
The ancestors taught those candidates for the next clan leader that although the way to victory is different from what was planned, don't be obsessed with the process, as long as you win.
Originally, they thought that even if Zuge couldn't overthrow the cat clan's rule, if they killed those 100,000 big-mouthed kings in battle, the clan would still be able to live a good life.
Now they are all sent to the earth world, and the strategic goal has been achieved.
One hundred thousand Ancestors may seem huge, but in fact, to the earth, they are just like a handful of sand in a long river.
There are so many cities and so many countries, and now there is another mysterious world.
So these 100,000 Zuge, Gu Jun, and Yu Chi are taking them all according to the order. It doesn't matter if they double the amount. However, after all, neither side has mature experience and mechanism for cooperation. Let's do it step by step. What will happen to these 100,000 Zuge?
The arrangement must also test the wisdom of the bureau.
When these especially obese 100,000 ancestors gather together, they are really like a vast ocean.
Not all of them are in a passionate mood, but some are deeply tragic and want to work for humans. How many kind hearts can cunning humans have? These kind-hearted ancestors have already been exploited, and then
The fate of dying in a foreign land is really a miserable world.
But some clever ancestors have already said below that they are miserable as grouse legs, and they are going to enjoy happiness...
In their opinion, you should first go to the earth to work for a few years and get permanent residency, and then you can apply for your wife, children, parents, brothers, sisters, uncles, aunts, etc., and enjoy the blessings together, and have big chicken legs every day.
to eat.
However, before they even set off, their beautiful idea was challenged.
"The most important thing in the human world is the clear hierarchy! As the saying goes, the king, the king, the minister, the father, the son, the son."
In the woods, Geely stood on a wide tree stump, with his hands behind his back, walking a few steps, using the sound of his footsteps to say a classical Chinese sentence he had learned from TV. He even wore a necklace made of chicken bones around his neck.
, to show his noble status and his status is different from other ancestors.
Its small eyes scanned the densely packed fat Zuge in front of the tree stump, and said seriously: "When we come out of the enchanted forest, we represent Zuge. What image we have is what Zuge will look like. If we don't follow the rules
, then Zuge will be considered stupid, primitive, and barbaric by humans."
At the same time, some of the fat ancestors scratched their ears with their feet, and some patted their hungry bellies, but they didn't know how much they heard.
"So, the rules must be established!" Geely loudly said, "Human beings are very particular about doing as the Romans do in their own country. Whatever the rules are on the earth, we will follow them. In order to help everyone complete the ideological transformation as soon as possible, let's start now. You, you,
You, come here and give me a pat on the back."
The several ancestors who were clicked looked at each other, and they didn't even understand what the back-beating meant.
Geely had to explain, but they still hesitated, until Geely said angrily: "I am the deputy minister! If you are not satisfied with me, I can kick you out of the team! Do you still want to go to Earth to eat chicken legs and drink Coke?" They hurriedly said
They gathered around and beat the deputy minister's back, legs and arms, making Geely lie down comfortably.
People, only after becoming an official do you know what life is.
This truth also applies to Zugo.
"It's great to be an official, it's great to be a deputy minister..." Geely's paws gently stroked his belly while humming a self-composed song.
Ever since it was announced that the army of Zuge workers would act according to human rules, it basically no longer has to move on its own. It has been sitting in a comfortable rattan basket for a long time, being carried around by other Zuges, and its food is also handed to it by other Zuges.
Just put it in your mouth and eat it. This is all Wu Shiyu’s teachings.
At this time, a studious Zu Ge raised his own question: "Deputy Minister, Captain Gu is also an official, right? Why doesn't he need to be carried by others?"
"Hey, how can he be an official?" Geely immediately straightened up from the cane basket and was a little dissatisfied: "Listen to me, none of them among the dozen or so people are officials, all they do is tie their heads.
How can any official do this when it comes to buying and selling at the waistband? No, Captain Gu..."
While he was still talking, Geely's eyes suddenly widened, and he saw Gu Jun, Peacock, and Mo Qing, walking out of the gap between the trees, walking through the crowds of people on the ground, and striding over.
Ji Li rolled down from the rattan basket dragging his fat body, "Doctor Gu, why are you here so early in the morning?"
It hates in its heart, these stupid compatriots have known about the Nightmare Man from the first step into the forest, so why don't they know how to report it?
If Geely is taking a bath, will someone suddenly appear and look at it? Really!
"We've finished our business in Usa Town." Gu Jun said to Geely, "The Earth World is still waiting for us, so we want to go back as soon as possible before the passage disappears. Can you leave here?
"
No other Zugo here knows better than Geely that the earth world is actually a place full of dangers, much more dangerous than the dreamland.
It has been living well these past two days, and naturally it doesn't want this magical life to end so soon.
So Geely hesitated, "Why don't you stay a few more days? The passage is still stable, and Usa Town is so beautiful. Why don't you stay a few more days?"
"Let's set off before evening." Gu Jun saw it and made a decision, "You all should be ready."
After Gu Jun and the others left, Ji Li was a little nervous when facing his subordinates again... After all, he had just been alone...
"Captain Gu is really not an official." The only one who had no choice but to learn from Zuge suddenly sighed, "How can an official come here in person just to talk about something?"
The other ancestors agreed deeply. They thought Captain Gu had such a high status before, but he was just running errands.
So just like that, Geely's authority was unchallenged, and he continued to lie back in the rattan basket, eating grouse while instructing his subordinates to prepare for departure.
There is still half a day left before the evening gathering, so everyone in the Tianxuan team can freely roam the streets of Usa Town as a tourist.
Because the town is protected by the cat clan and has always been peaceful, as long as they do not violate the taboos here and do not enter people's houses to search for items for playing games, the twelve people in the team coming out of the temple are the honored guests of the town, and the villagers treat them with respect.
Very friendly.
Grant Bell, Raines Nelson, Linapova and others went to a tavern. In fact, their intention was not to drink and eat, but to inquire about news.
Although most of the residents of Ursa have never left the three towns of Ursa, Neel, and Hatig in their lives, businessmen from big cities such as Dilas-Lin often pass through the town.
The famous "Drunk Cat Tavern" is full of chatter, so the tavern owner knows a lot of things.
"Is that person in your team the Nightmare Man?" the boss asked in a low voice, as if saying this name would bring bad luck.
Before that, the boss took the group of people to a secret private room. What was going to happen next was a big secret.
It turns out that the boss heard from an evil ancestor who came to get drunk that the legendary nightmare man is here right now.
Now the status of the evil ancestors in the clan has fallen to the point where they can no longer even drink moon wine. They can only share a small cup at a time, and they can't even moisten their throats.
It saw that the stupid Ancestor who was always ridiculed and bullied by him in the past had now taken a human name with some auspiciousness and was prosperous. He almost said to him "Thirty years"
"Hedong, Hexi in thirty years", the evil ancestors all feel bitter in their hearts!
I have contributed so much to the clan, sweating and bleeding, why should I shed tears?
The whole plan was flawless. It really came from the brains of a wise man. It was obviously meant to be written into the art of war, but it fell into the hands of a black businessman. I couldn't bear to accept it...
When the evil ancestors were all drunk, they confided everything to the hotel owner.
Including its revenge plan.
It knows that the black merchant has been looking for the Nightmare Man, and wants to take the Nightmare Man back to the Sunset Theater to perform until he dies, and then sell his body to the cannibals in Leng Yuan.
It also knew that the Tianxuan team had to pass through a section of the enchanted forest to return to the earth world from the dreamland, far away from the sphere of influence of Usa Cat. Then it only needs to sell this information to the black businessman, and the black businessman will lay an ambush on that road.
, when the Tianxuan team and the working ancestors went back, they suddenly came out...
The Nightmare Men are powerful, but the black merchants have many tricks up their sleeves. At worst, they can blow them up with super strong gunpowder.
In this way, blood dyes the covenant red, and the alliance between humans and ancestors is over. When war breaks out again, there will naturally be a place for the evil ancestors to show their abilities.
Because he was so happy with the idea, Evil Zuge immediately slapped the table and burst into laughter. He also said that he would no longer be called Evil Zuge from now on, but would be called Hei Zuge.
To be continued...