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Chapter 0025 Departure

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After a while, at the exit of the town, the three of them once again looked at the town with melancholy... Well, well, to be precise, Elusa and Ellik were looking at the town with melancholy eyes.

Lair held his forehead helplessly and said, "I'm going to say, two?"

Ellik suddenly reached out his hand, stopping Lair's next words, and said heavily in a sad tone with sadness: "Let Elusa and I take a look at this town that is about to leave. It is possible that we will not come back in one or five years..."

Lair was silent. Yes, he was about to leave his home and explore the unknown field. This is not a trip. No one knew what kind of monsters there were in the unknown field! No one knew whether he would suddenly die in the unknown field. Remembering his hometown makes people unable to stop it.

"That's what I said." Rael sighed and said, "But, I want to remind you two. This scene has happened four times just now. For the fifth time, I remind you that you have been standing here for three hours. Can you set off quickly?"

Ellik made a very fake sound, so fake that it was so fake that people could almost see at a glance that he coughed, then touched his nose awkwardly, hugging Rael's shoulder in a tone of "We are very familiar, good guys". Just as he was about to speak, a dagger with a flashing cold light was placed on his nose.

"First, take your hand away." Rael glanced at the savage hand that was originally holding his shoulder, but it had just been hugging him and then slid down his shoulders in a second, and then walked through his armpits to touch his chest. "Second, if you were going to say, 'Oh, Little Rael, wait a little longer, Elusa will really go out for a long distance' and said four times, please shut your mouth."

Ellik shrank his nose, took back his left hand with a weak look on his face, then looked at Layer with a firm look and said, "I already know, Layer, I know, I am a sinful man... oh!"

Before Ellik finished speaking, Rael had already kicked his abdomen, then turned around in the air and landed on the ground again. Looking at Ellik who rolled his eyes and fell to the ground, she sneered: "Precaution to die is not kicking. I think it is necessary to have my dagger and your crotch communicate friendlyly!"

Ellik stood up with a silence, tidied up his collar, and said to Lail: "Okay OK, I understand, let's go now, let's go now!"

Elusa slowly turned around and said, "Let's go!"

"..." Rael glanced at Ellik and whispered: "So she is really sad?"

Ellik shook his head in confusion and said, "That... I don't actually know either."

Rael angrily hit Ellik in the abdomen and said viciously: "I don't know how much you like her for more than three hours!"

Ellik covered his abdomen and said helplessly: "Please, Lair, she and I are unmarried couples. Is it wrong for me to like her? No, right? Absolutely not?"

"Ahhh! I'm so annoying, so annoying, so annoying, so annoying, no, no!" Rael pushed Ellic away irritably and walked ahead angrily. Humph, isn't it just a child? Are you so amazing?!

Ellik and Elusa hurriedly chased after him and looked at Laer, who had become so strange since he came to this city. What was going on?

Of course it was because of the woman's jealousy. Of course, all three people present...

Lair walked in the front, looking at Elsa and Ellic walking side by side, muttering: "Hmph, don't come to me if you have a baby... Humph." Actually, you are just lonely because you are not teased, right?

Ellik touched his head and always felt that something was wrong with Lair now!

Could it be that? Is it because my charm has decreased? This is unscientific. Shouldn’t a handsome guy like me be fascinated by this little girl?

Isn’t it so scattered? Don’t use idioms randomly! I’ll copy the idiom dictionary a hundred times!

After discovering the problem, Ellik rushed forward with big strides, then leaned against the tree trunk, looked at Rael, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, then hugged his chest with his hands, and looked at Rael with his right hand, stretched out his index finger and middle finger, and said, "Yo!"

Rael walked over without moving his eyes, and the dagger in his hand slashed at Ellik's head, which scared Ellik quickly shrank, and then looked at Ellisa who was walking over with confusion. It's not right, his performance just now was definitely a 100% prince!

Erza looked at Lail and Ellik, and suddenly said, "Lick, Lail doesn't think you are not handsome, but you are lonely!"

"Ha?" Ellik was stunned, "Ha" in a questioning tone, and then stared at Laer weirdly.

Laer's face turned red and he said to Ellic: "Who... who is lonely! I won't be lonely! Idiot! Idiot!" Idiot!" Isn't this called loneliness, but arrogance?

Ellik suddenly realized, yes, no wonder he felt something was wrong, it turned out that it was because he didn't tease Lair anymore!

With his right fist clenched and hammered it on the palm of his left hand, Ellik said loudly: "I just said why are you not doing anything wrong these days? It turns out that it's because of this!"

Aillick, who woke up, quickly walked towards Rael. Looking at Rael approaching, his face suddenly turned red.

Allic showed a standard noble smile, stopped gently in front of Rael, stroked his right hand with his chest, and his left hand behind him, and said in a voice with 100% magnetism and 100% temptation: "This beautiful elf lady..."

Rael, who had never seen Ellik, said in panic: "Hey...hey? What should I do? What should I do...that...what is there anything?"

Ellik chuckled with kindness and said, "Can you show me your underwear?"

"..." Elusa suddenly covered her mouth, then turned around stiffly, and the next moment, her shoulders began to tremble wildly. Lik, this move was too cruel.

Laer's face, which was originally blushing, became extremely stiff in an instant, and seemed to turn pale and cracked!

She lowered her head tremblingly, but the corners of her mouth couldn't help but rise, and said in an angry voice with a smile: "Ellic, you are trying to die! Death for me!"

He skillfully took out the dagger and held it in his hand, and Rael rushed towards Airlik.

Ellik turned sideways, avoided Rael's pounce, quickly turned around, then squatted on the ground, looked behind Rael, sighed, "Oh, is it a carrot pattern today? Rael has so many patterns in your underwear, but why...hey!"

Jumped up and avoided Rael's dagger, Ellik continued to mock: "Why are they all such childish underwear? Is it to show that the **-level heart that is the same as your appearance hahaha!"

There were blue veins visible to the naked eye on Rael's forehead, which was a slaughter!!

"You are trying to die, stupid humans. Today I will let you see the wisdom of the elves!!" Rael, who was roaring like this, pounced on Ellik again.

Ellik skillfully took out a banana from his pocket, then threw it behind Lair, then looked at Lair with a cold face and continued to pounce towards him, exclaiming: "This is unscientific! Why didn't you jump over to pick up bananas in my cold and contemptuous eyes? I've practiced it for a long time!"

Lair almost choked to death in one breath. She roared: "I have been wondering why you often run into the woods in the middle of the night to practice throwing the power mark from your pocket. I thought you were practicing throwing hidden weapons! So, are you practicing still bananas? And why do I go back to pick up bananas! Why! Am I a monkey! Is a monkey? Or do you think I am an orangutan? Is I an orangutan!!!"

"Why do you look down on the orangutans?!" A loud roar rang behind Lair.

In Ellik's indifferent gaze, in the contemptuous gaze after Lair turned around, he picked up the banana that fell on the ground, and the man who had eaten half of him was stinged.

He shouted in tears: "What are your expressions? Are you wrong with eating bananas? Are you wrong?"

As he said that, he burst into tears and shouted: "Is it my fault that there is hair on his butt? And can it be my fault that the hard hair is used to brush the bowl? And even if it is shaved, it will grow again?? Is it my fault that I like to eat bananas? Do you like to eat bananas on the ground and eat mine!!"

Ellik complained expressionlessly: "It's your fault no matter how you look at the last one!!"

The man was stunned, and then panicked, "Hey!! Is it my fault!!!"

Ellik looked up at the sky, then lowered his head and patted Rael on the shoulder, saying, "Do you feel happy? Finally, there is someone who is more idiotic than you."

"Who are you talking about idiots?!" Rael launched an elbow strike, hitting Ellik's kidney, and the effect was so great that Ellik fell down!
Chapter completed!
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