Chapter 0314 only five hundred yuan grandma
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"She...them..." Lin Zhisuo swallowed his saliva and couldn't speak, because, in his understanding, it should be a battle of life and death, and there should be no life, and he couldn't say this fact!
Just when Linnosuke was struggling, suddenly, a refreshing female voice came from the entrance of the Hori Shrine—
"Oh, Lingmeng, I'm back~" Lumia's voice sounded at the gate of the shrine, and then Elliko, Ellik, and grandma all came over together.
"..." Ling Meng stayed foolishly, and then tears flowed out of her eyes, jumped out of the corridor, ran over, and cried into Lumia's arms, crying loudly: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"No, no, how could I not want Lingmeng~" Lumia looked at Lingmeng with a smile and said, "Come to Lingmeng, let me play a game for you."
"Eh?" Ling Meng, who was still crying, looked at Lumiya blankly, and after sniffing hard, she covered Ling Meng's eyes.
"Three, two, one~" Lumia counted down and opened her hand~
"Come on Lingmeng, guess which one is the Allique you know!" Ellique and Ellique stood in front of Lingmeng with hands holding hands and smiling, and then made the same posture.
"..." Ling Meng widened her eyes and said in surprise: "Wow, good, so awesome! Like, there are two!"
"Haha, we left this time because Like's twin sister also came to Fantasy Village, so we went to pick her up. It's just a little longer." Grandma laughed and walked to Lingmeng, hugged Lingmeng and said, "How could we not want Lingmeng?"
"Woooo, grandma~" Ling Meng's eyes were once again tearful, and she cried and said, "Ling Meng misses you so much, wuwu..."
"Okay, OK." Grandma smiled helplessly, hugged Ling Meng, who was tired from crying, and then said to Linusuke: "Ah, Linusuke, are you here to get money?"
"…………” Almost instantly, the atmosphere at the scene became cold. Lumia gritted her teeth and jumped up with a paper fan and slapped the back of her mother's head, complaining: "Do you still put money in, thank you very much!"
"Ahh, it hurts..." Grandma rubbed the back of her head and muttered: "It's really, what should I do if I'm stupid? Tsk, Lin Zhisuke, thank you for taking care of Ling Meng."
"No, no, no, no. No. nothing!" Linnosuke shook his head in amazement. Wait, isn't it going to be beaten to death? How come it gets better in an instant!
"Well, so let's put money in!" My mother took out a packing box from somewhere. Then she looked at Linusuke seriously, causing Linusuke's lips to twitch... and ran away.
"What happened to you stop me!" Grandma suddenly became angry, hey, you actually drove away?
So she took a big step and chased after it-
At this time, Elliko and Ellik said at the same time: "Speaking of all, Rinnosuke has stuffed money several times, but Yakumoto, a regular guest at the Hakuri Shrine, has never stuffed money once!"
"Squeak" sound. Please don't get me wrong. This sound is the rapid brake of my mother's legs on the ground, causing the friction between her shoes and the ground. Then, my mother, who suddenly realized, put down Lin Yusuke, the slag that could no longer be squeezed out of oil and water. She decisively rushed towards Yakumo Zi like a mad bull with red eyes: "Zi ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"Hey!" Yakumo Zi's face changed, then he stared at Ellic and Elliko who were smiling with a vicious smile. His right hand, whose mouth twitched, swept in the air, and a gap opened.
"By bye." Yakumo Zi waved at her mother with a smile, and then, like a malicious act of cuteness, she "hello" in place like a little girl, jumping in her skirt, ready to jump into the gap.
"Guhehehe!" At that time, Allic and Elliko smiled slutty at the same time, and then the two of them held hands and whispered: "The inherent barrier. Purgatory of Heaven!"
A dark red barrier spread outward with the two of them as the core, and the gap opened by Yakumoko in Fantasy Township could not continue to remain in its original position, and was forced to be pushed to the gods by the barrier.
With a "click", Yakumozu stood there stiffly with his face, then turned his neck stiffly and looked at Ellik and Elliko.
"You take a photo, I take a photo, Zi Mei is 17 this year."
"You shoot two, I shoot two, Zi Mei is 17 this year."
"You shoot three, I shoot three, Zi Mei is 17 this year."
"You shoot four, I shoot four,..."
Ellik and Elliko stood on the ground with pure smiles and played clapping games, but the lines were killed as they were, which definitely verified the famous saying "When a person is not satisfied with his death, there will be cases of group death."
The inherent barrier was almost unfolded at the same time as it unfolded, and its only function was to push the gap in front of Yakumoto to the distance.
Yakumo Zi wants to kill people now, yes, she really wants to kill people. Although she calls herself Zimei and says that she is a good kid like 17 this year, but ah, but even so, can't you cover up the fact that she cheated herself before?
Yakumoji, who was hugged by his mother tightly, thought in such a reckless thought, let's take a look at the current body position of the mother and Yakumoji... no, it's a posture.
Yakumozu stood on the ground with a burning expression of "Ah, you are dead" on his face, while her grandmother was sitting on the ground, holding Yakumozu's thighs with her hands, like an abandoned little woman longing for her man to stay.
If it is a more bloody script, my mother's line should be: "Oba, even if you have a terminal illness, you will still be Oba!"
However, because of some brain nerve short circuit and lifestyle tricks, my mother's line now is like this: "Purple, purple! Just one silver coin, one silver coin can get you away!!"
"It's too cheap to feed a silver coin!" Ellik and Elliko complained to the grandma without hesitation, "Do you only get one silver coin for the money you exchanged for betrayal? Is your integrity so worthless?"
"What do you know about a stinky little guy? What's moral integrity!" Grandma turned around and shouted viciously at the two people: "It's gold that always shines. It's silver that will always be spent. It's moral integrity that will always be lost! Since it's always lost, why not exchange it for money!"
"..." Everyone present (except Ling Meng, who looked unknown) looked at her grandma with pity and contempt. Even Linnosuke, who escaped to the gate of the shrine, turned around and looked at the witch Madam who was sitting on the ground with a look of "You are no longer saved".
"Call me, Miss and praise me to your heart's content. This is yours!" Ellik and Ellik looked at each other, then gave Ellik a copper coin, and Ellik held the copper coin and said to his mother.
"Puff!" My mother was like a punch in the nose, she suddenly leaned her head behind her, then took a few steps back, and said tremblingly: "I really just call me a lady?"
At this time, for some reason, Ellik suddenly thought of something very delicate in his mind, so she silently pushed Ellik away and said to her mother: "Five copper coins, you are my person tonight."
"What are you kidding? I'm not that kind of person!" Grandma refused righteously.
Ellik was silent for a moment, then tilted his head and said, "Fifty copper coins?"
"You think I am, your soul is fading!" Grandma looked at Ellic with gritted teeth and rolled up her sleeves.
"Then. Five silver coins (equivalent to five hundred copper coins)?" Ellik tilted his head and raised the five silver coins in his hand with a smile.
"Gudong." Grandma swallowed, then stared at the five silver coins in Ellik's hand, and took a step forward. She held Ellik's hands in both hands and said, "I am your person tonight!
"That's the case..." Ellik was silent for a moment, then slowly raised five fingers and whispered: "Fifty silver coins?"
"Ahhhh! Fifty!" Grandma gasped in a rough voice. Then she looked at Ellik's five fingers standing up and said with difficulty: "Don't treat me as a human being tonight!"
"Ahem." Ellik scratched his cheek, then seemed to be trying to make a heavy blow. He said viciously: "There are five gold coins!!"
"Puff!" With a sound, my mother suddenly leaned back, then took a few steps back with difficulty, gasped violently, and growled: "No matter how many people you come!!"
"Hmph, then..." Ellik snorted coldly, took out a handful of gold coins from his portable space, and shouted loudly: "It's fifty gold coins!!"
"Five-Five-Five-Five..." Grandma seemed to stutter, then she growled with red eyes: "No matter whether the person who came... is puff!"
Lumiya twitched and took out a paper fan and slapped her mother on the back of her head, then said unhappily: "Prepare your integrity for me! Have you sold yourself for the Five Silver Coins?!"
"Ah!" Grandma suddenly came to her senses, then looked at Ellic in fear and said, "What a terrible person, he actually increased the amount step by step to confuse me!"
"The genius is confused!" Lumiya gave another paper fan and hit the back of her mother's head and said angrily: "You are not honest! If this is a man, are you really going to sell yourself!"
"Mom, look ashamed!" Ling Meng stretched out her hand and shaved her face, saying, "Sell yourself for 500 yuan!"
"What do you know about Lingmeng! This is five hundred yuan!" Grandma said to herself: "Besides, I only sold my teeth when I saw that Ellik was a girl! Lily is infinitely good!!"
"Don't say stupid things, you stupid guy!" Lumiya complained about the paper fan again, and then panted to Lingmeng: "Lingmeng, you must not learn from your grandmother. Do you know that you must remember that you must not sell yourself for 500 yuan!"
"Yeah!" Ling Meng nodded seriously, then vaguely turned her fingers. After a while, she looked at Lumiya and said, "It costs at least 100,000 yuan to sell herself!"
"Puchi!" With a sound, Lumiya squirted out an old blood, then looked at her mother and Ellic with murderous intent, and said with a grin and grinned, "It's all because of you two. Ling Meng finally got a completely ruined girlishness through that picnic!! Ling Meng has an unconventional mother. I finally increased her girlishness, but she was actually ruined by you. You are seeking death!"
"Wait Lumiya, you have to calm down! Unruly is the inherent attribute of Boli's witch. Don't you know..." My mother was still preparing to argue, but she was mercilessly let go by Lumiya's amazing turtle punch.
"Lumia, you have to know one thing, that is, a gentleman does not act. It is the truth that we strive to be the pioneers of civilization. For love and justice, we represent the moon to civilization you, and let go of civilization and become a Buddha. Don't wait... wait...you should be gentle!"
Allic, who was already incoherent, was also let go by Lumiya who was straying. This shows that Raven is really the most powerful buff in the world.
You see, in the world where "the funny and weak and stupid junior high school student drives a giant purple robot to save the world", the young junior high school student with a weak and stupid face is so domineering after the rampage - what do you say that the rampage is not the rampage of junior high school student is a purple robot to run rampage? Don't care about the details! If you care about the details, you will become a fool like the author!
"Hu...hu..." Lumia turned her head murderously, stared at Yakumozumi, and said, "Speaking of it, Yakumozumi, you..."
"I thought there was something going on today, so I left first. There's nothing I can do about it. Haha, today is Lan's due date, hehehehe~" Yasuko, who was incoherent and took off, was impatient and eager to open a gap and crawled in.
"Huh, I'm scared to death!" Standing in front of Yakumo House, Yakumo Zi wiped the cold sweat from her forehead, and then said silently: "Tsk, is it really that powerful to go wild? Do I want to create a place where you go wild and not go wild..."
"Zi. Big Man!" Yasuo Lan stood in front of Yasuo Zi with a smile, and then the nine fox tails behind her were waving and swaying around. Behind the door panel not far away, Orange was looking at Yasuo Lan with a scared look and said, "Wuwu. Lan is so terrible..."
"Mr. Zi, it turns out that today is my due date. So how about you allow me to take a ten-day and half-month vacation?" Yasuo Lan said something that shocked Yasuo Zi with a smile.
"Wait for Lan, I'm wrong, don't ask for leave!" Yamamoto Zi decisively betrayed his integrity. She knelt on the ground honestly and was scolded by Yamamoto Zi.
"Really, Lord Zi always says this kind of joke! Do you know if this will make people unable to get married?"
"Besides, isn't it just that the rumored suo-naked fox Yayun Lan in the fantasy village spreading the rumors because Lord Zi, you were drunk last time!"
"You are the monster sage in Fantasy Country! Please don't become a monster idle (the author covered his chest and murmured with a pale face, "Why am I shot while sitting and typing") OK!"
"Now you have a trend of monsters and idle people, okay? Leave it to Boli's witch to do anything, just huddle in the stove and drink tea, oranges, and eat fairy shells and watch the show!"
"At least, work, Lord Zi! Think about you thousands of years ago, and then look at you thousands of years later. Woo woo, what happened to you that you became like this!"
"And what's going on with those books under your bed? Why are there so many bad things? Master Zi, shouldn't you have passed the age of being curious about the opposite sex? And where did the boys learn the habit of hiding bad books under your bed?
"Do you have to know if you are sleeping in the floor? That is the floor! It's not the kind of bed with space under the bed! You still have these dozen books hidden! Can you use snacks?"
"I won't talk about you anymore, but look at these contents, why are the contents so bad! Knotworm hands, egg laying, playing tricks, saliva, ahe face... My Lord Zi can't be so bad!"
In a mysterious place, in an ancient house, a girl with nine tails naked and hats was scolding a blond girl with a mournful look on her face...
Wait! Let's take a shot...
In an ancient house, one is naked and only... stop!
Yakumo Zi blinked, then pointed at Yakumo Lan weakly and said, "That, Lan, clothes... clothes..."
"Huh?" Yasuo Lan looked down strangely, then hugged her body with tears in her eyes and rushed into the room, crying: "I forgot that I was sleeping just now!"
"Tsk." Yakumo Zi "Tsk" with a hint of regret, but she was heard by Yakumo Lan who had quickly changed her clothes.
"Wait for Lord Zi!" Yasuo Lan said to Yasuo Zi with a serious expression, "Why do you have to look like a pity if Lan really likes to run naked!"
"In this way, Blue's photos can be sold for money!" Yakumo Zi subconsciously grinned, then raised her thumb...
Chapter completed!