Chapter 0352 Confused Girl
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"Oh, you, wait a moment!" The girl took out a magic machine from her arms in a hurry, and said with a confused look on her face: "Uh... this... I remember what color of the application button is... Uh... red? yellow? Oh... instruction manual... eh where is the instruction manual..."
In Rael's laughable and crying eyes, the girl began to touch something on her body with a confused look on her face.
"Then, that, if I remember correctly, green is friendly visit, orange is alert, and red is malicious." Rael looked at the girl flipping through the notebook and couldn't find the page. She couldn't help it, and said with a look of laughter and crying: "It should be in the part of the use and explanation of the login machine."
"Hey?" The girl was stunned, then quickly turned up the notebook in her hand. After finding the explanation of that part, she finally saw that the red means that the visitor was malicious, the orange needs a little warning, and the green means that it is very friendly.
"Well, as a stranger, I would rather recommend that you put orange on us. Generally speaking, it is orange. Unless it is an acquaintance or a guest brought by elves from the tribe or a friendly tribe, it is not recommended to put green on it." Lair added on the side.
"You...you...why do you know so much?" The girl looked at Lail in amazement, then looked at the notes on the notebook that were no different from what Lail said.
"Uh, this, you see, I'm actually an elves too. In fact, the rules of each elves are similar, so of course I know your rules." Lair was stunned, then his eyes turned and said with a serious face.
"Is that true..." The girl was stunned, then tilted her head and said, "That's right. I heard from the grandfather in the village that humans have many different countries that have the same rules, um!"
As he said that, the girl turned around and said, "You don't allow me to run away, I'll register!"
As soon as the words were finished, the girl quickly penetrated into the forest in front of her and disappeared.
‘I have never heard of the same rules as entry…’ Ellik’s mouth twitched and silently thought in his heart, and he had to say that this girl was really simple.
"Talk Rail." Ellik said in Rail's ear: "I heard you say that the elves will have the habit of uniting humans to destroy another tribe, and regard the people of that tribe as slaves to humans. They feel that they should be very scheming, why do they give me so simple now?"
"You're thinking too much." Rael smiled and said, "Actually, the elves are relatively simple. There are only four categories in their worldview: hostility, friendly, vigilant, and trading objects."
Because the elves are relatively simple, the elves are very obvious in the four decompositions!
It is precisely because the elves are very clear about the hostile and friendly nature that the elves are very... cruel to the hostile people.
Please allow me to use the cruelty. Because the worldview of the elves is too single, if you are a friendly friend, the elves will give you the best things and you offend any terrifying strength. Even if the elves are destroyed until the last person in their tribe, they will die in front of you.
Naturally, 80% of non-hostile creatures are on the alert. The remaining 20% naturally cannot be friendly, and at least 19.999999% are transaction objects.
For example, the elves will also have some demands, and will sell high-quality wood, some rare fruits, wood carvings, fruit wine and other specialties of the elves to sell - this is ordinary.
There are also transactions like "destroying the xx tribe, and the people in the xx tribe are your slaves". Of course, this transaction is not too many in history, unless the two tribes are already red in their eyes.
As for the hostile forces, it is cruel. There is no despicable or justice in the worldview of the elves. They only care about the results they want, and they don’t care about the way to achieve this result and the final “result type”.
For example, if the elves of tribe a want to destroy tribe b, no matter whether this destruction is captured as a slave or killed by one side, it is the destruction of tribe b. Tribe a has achieved its purpose. Naturally, tribe a will not matter whether it has destroyed tribe b or united with others to destroy tribe b, because all they want is the destruction of tribe b.
Therefore, the elves did not attack, poison, or threaten others with children to do this in their minds. This is a wrong idea.
This is just because for the elves - as long as the purpose is achieved, isn't it good?
Of course, some things elves will never do, that is, robbery, and their "regardless of the process and only care about the result" behavior will only target hostile creatures.
For non-hostile creatures, the elves are very principled.
After Lair's explanation, everyone has a general understanding of the Elf race. If you are their hostile, then you will be unable to sleep or eat.
Shortly after Layer finished his commentary, the natural girl came back with a happy look on her face and said, "I've been waiting for a long time. This is your pass badge. Take it. Well, because it's yellow, there are many places that can't be visited."
"Uh, where can't you go?" Ellik's mouth twitched. Could it be that there is a sign in front of the Elf's building with the words "Orange, red, no entry" on it?
"This is, some places will be stopped when you walk over. If no one stops you, you can go in with confidence." The girl said with a smile, and then said, "Well, since it was my reception, then your tour guide is me, oh!"
Suddenly, the girl slapped her head, exclaimed, and said, "I forgot to introduce myself. I am Yaya, hello!"
"Hello, I'm Ellik." Ellik smiled.
"I'm Ecorel." "I'm Pachy." "I'm Elusa." "Charlotte." "I'm Stella." "I'm Kinx!"
Everyone introduced themselves at once. A big mosquito refrigerated circle appeared in Yaya's eyes. She said with a distressed look: "Why are human names so difficult to remember? Look at how simple Yaya's name..."
"Tsk tsk." Ellic smacked his lips twice, then leaned into Rael's ear and said, "I said Rael, are you sure it must and sure, are you from this tribe? I can't see what the names Aikorel and Yaya have in common!"
"Hey, the elves will only have their own name after they become adults. I named Ecoleel because of special circumstances. My name in the elves is Yeye." Lair rolled his eyes and said, "And I will warn you..."
"I must work hard day and night! Become a powerful adventurer!" Ellik clenched his fist and looked at the sky with a passionate face.
"Hahaha, what, it should be a day and night, right? Why is it a day and night?" Yaya looked at Ellik strangely and smiled.
"Yes, haha, day and night, day and night!" Ellic repeated several times with an agreement.
"Ha...he..." Rael lowered his head with a twitching corner, then looked at Ellic with a murderous look on his face. He said, "I was about to say, I warned you not to say that word for death, but I didn't expect..."
"Huh? What word?" Ellik looked at Laer with a blank look on his face. If he didn't know Ellik's nature, Laer might have been deceived. But...
"If you don't commit suicide, you won't die. Why don't you know?" Lair sneered, then sneered, and walked to Paqi's side in Allic's puzzled expression and said, "Paqi Paqi, do you know? My previous name was Yeye."
"Eh?" Paqi was stunned. Then he suddenly realized and said, "Oh, yes, you used to be...uh, but why do you say this?"
At first, Paqi was wondering why Rael said his previous name, but then she realized that she was referring to the fact that she was a member of the Elves before.
"That's right. After hearing my former name Ye Ye, Lick said he wanted you to change your name to Laurao." Lair sighed and said.
"Lao...Lao?" Paqi was stunned, looking at Allic, who was also confused, and then asked strangely: "What's wrong with this...Lao?"
"Hey, I'm Ye Ye, you're Lao Lao. Have you forgotten an idiom?" Lair looked at Ellik with a sad face, and then quietly said in Paqi's ear: "Day! Ye! Fuck! Lao!"
"……………………………………………” Paqi was stunned, and then a blush that could be seen with naked eyes surged on Paqi's face. Even Ellic could see water vapor visible to Paqi's head.
"No...no...no...no shameless!" Paqi's face turned red, and her eyes seemed to have turned into circles because of confusion. She waved her right hand fiercely, and then more than a dozen ice cones as thick as thighs fell from the sky and stabbed towards Ellik.
"Oh oh oh!!" Allic screamed, because he found that these dozen ice hammers were usually stabbed towards his crotch from all angles. He screamed and ran around, while roaring at Lair: "What did you say to Paqi!!"
"It's nothing, I just said what you said to me once to Lair." Lair felt that he had just added an explanation. After all, the word day and night was indeed what Ellik said?
"Then why did she go wild!" Ellic shouted in anger. Is this not scientific at all? Is it okay? Where is Paqi going wild? I'm not teasing her!!
"Maybe they were called Pa Yeqi before?" Lail tilted his head and said.
"My name is Pavarotti!" Ellic said angrily, then rushed towards Paqi, and said, "Calm down, you stupid guy!!"
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"Woo!!!" Paqi looked at Ellik and cried out, then quickly took a few steps back, as if he had seen the rabbit of the big bad wolf, looking at Ellik with fear, which made Ellik feel terrified.
"What's wrong with me, tell me. Isn't this a fool?" Ellik looked at Paqi, who was blushing with a twitching corner of his mouth, and said unhappy.
"You... you actually asked!!" Paqi looked at Paqi in disbelief, then cried out in wail: "How do you say that kind of thing?!"
"……………” Allic almost collapsed. He turned black, then grinned and held Layer's collar that was about to sneak away, saying, "Layer, we need to have a good talk about this. What did you say to Paqi?"
"Uh, three sentences..." Lair shrank his neck and smiled awkwardly. Unexpectedly, Paqi's shame was so weak, and she was violent with one punch.
"What three sentences?" Allic looked at Laer with a cold face, "The first sentence!"
"I just told Allic that my former name was Ye Ye." Rael said dejectedly.
"Well. Then, what about the second sentence?" Ellik's face relaxed. Could it be that what he and Lair just said?
"Then Ellik told me that I want Patchy's nickname to be Laura." Lair turned his head a little embarrassedly and said embarrassedly.
"...Ha?" Allic was stunned. What is this? He had never said it at all. He looked at Lail strangely. Why did she say this? So Allic asked, "The third sentence."
"Worry day and night! Woo! Bless me!" After saying the four words, Lail screamed in vain. Then he looked at Lail, who was pale all over and said, "Woo, I know I'm wrong~~~"
"Ha...hehe..." Ellik lowered his head and looked at Laer with a grin. He said, "Okay, very good, very good. You can think of any jokes I didn't expect. Tsk tsk, you said, how do I reward you?"
"Ah...ahhaha...haha..." Lair smiled stiffly and said, "This...this...wow, just spare me!!"
Then, amid Lair's wailing sound, after a regular "slap" sound in the jungle, Lair limped out with tears in his butt, muttering, "Stinky Lik, bad Lik, who doesn't know anything about mercy, so rude..."
"I'll slap you another ass!" Ellik said viciously, then said to Lail: "Go and explain to Paqi yourself!"
"Yes~" Laer bulged his mouth, then moved to Paqi's side and said, "Then, Paqi, I was joking about that just now."
"Eh?" Paqi was stunned, then raised her head, looked at Paqi in surprise, and said, "What...what is going on?"
"Just, that's...oh, that person who called you Laolao was actually made up by me, and it has nothing to do with Lick...Ouch!" As he said, Lair, who was sitting slowly, suddenly stood up with his butt covering his butt, and then screamed.
"What...what happened?" Paqi was stunned, then looked at Layer who was covering her butt and said, "What did it do?"
"It's not Lick yet, wuwu, with such a great strength, I don't care about it at all. Humph, I'm a girl, wuwu, I'm saying it hurts..." Laer gently rubbed his butt while saying things that made Paqi completely fall...
"So much strength." "Not sympathy at all." "The butt hurts so much."
These three words went through a series of combinations in Paqi's mind, and finally formed a common method of sex in Europe and the United States.
With a "bang", Paqi rolled her eyes again and fainted. Before she fainted, she thought: "It turns out that he likes this, what should I do..."
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When Paqi woke up from her coma again, she found herself lying on the bed, while Hero was sleeping on the pillow next to her.
"This... is here..." Paqi sat up in a daze and found herself living in a wooden room, everything around her was made of wood and the windows were blinds.
Hearing Paqi's sound, Hero opened his eyes and looked at Paqi and said, "Are you awake? Well, Lik told us to take care of you. They are playing outside now. The Elf Clan has many specialties."
"Well...ah...oh!" Paqi nodded in a daze. Did he already reach the Elf Clan?
After a while, she lay down on her face, thinking shamefully: "What should I do? There... it turns out that Lick likes that...will it be dirty...and...wow...so shame..."
It seemed that before he knew it, Paqi formed a large and large misunderstanding about Ellik. The initiator of this misunderstanding was patting his chest with a bold look on his face and said to Ellik: "Don't worry, I've already explained it to Lair."
"Really?" Allic looked at Laer suspiciously, and then muttered: "Just be fine, I don't want to be regarded as a pervert."
But in fact, Ellik was not only regarded as a special action lover by Pachy, but also...uh...
Actually, the fact that you are a pervert cannot be refuted by anyone, right?
Chapter completed!