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17 Rainbow Farts

After wiping off the lipstick marks on his face, Zhang Wei had no intention of cleaning it up anymore, although some remained on his collar.

At this time, the bar security had cleared a path, and the waiter was handing him a microphone, beckoning him to come on stage and say a few words.

How could Zhang Wei give a presentation on PPT in front of hundreds of people? How could he be so cowardly?

He puffed up his chest, took the microphone from the waiter, and strode onto the stage.

"My Jets from Radisson, um..."

Zhang Wei faced the microphone and just opened his mouth with what he considered to be a "pure" London accent. Suddenly the lights dimmed and several white beams of light focused on him. His brain immediately stopped and he finished what he had typed before.

I completely forgot about my manuscript.

Under the spotlight, Zhang Wei's mind went blank for a few seconds. When he came back to his senses, he couldn't think of what to say and scratched his head anxiously.

After causing a burst of laughter, Zhang Wei finally realized that he could no longer be so embarrassing and silly.

I saw him raising his right hand high, spreading his palm, spinning in the air, and using a gesture that he thought was very handsome, he wiped his short, lean hair. After holding it for a second, he slowly said: "Lei Di Sen I

Jetters, I believe you can also see that I was disturbed by the dazzling spotlight just now, and I suddenly forgot my words. So, in order to express my dissatisfaction, the first thing I want to say is, lighting engineer, your tip is mine.

Decided not to give it."

In fact, Zhang Wei is not the kind of person who gives tips at all.

"Oh, no..."

Accompanied by a miserable howl, the spotlight swayed wildly on the stage, fully expressing the lighting engineer's dissatisfaction.

Suddenly there was another round of laughter, mixed with sharp whistles and cheers.

When the spotlight returned to Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei had already calmed down and continued: "I believe everyone has guessed what will happen next." Zhang Wei paused, and then shouted in a louder voice: "No

Wrong, someone has invited me for this round of drinks."

As soon as he finished speaking, cheers, screams, and whistles immediately filled the bar, and the place instantly became excited.

After pausing for a few seconds and feeling the enthusiasm in the court, Zhang Wei raised his hand again and pressed down.

After the scene became quieter, he continued: "Don't get excited, everyone. I have another news that will make you even more excited, which I will announce." Zhang Wei deliberately paused to let it slip.

"Later, there will be a brother Hui who is more handsome than me, richer than me, and more manly than me. Perhaps, he will ring the bell again and invite everyone to a round again..."

"Ah...what? Is there anyone who wants to invite us for another round? Did I hear it right?"

"This is so cool!"

"Brother Hui is mighty!"

"Fat man, you are handsome too!"

"Long live Brother Hao!"

This shit is definitely...

Absolutely...

Uh...I'm already running out of words to express my excitement.

No matter what, people roared excitedly and roared whatever they thought of. No one cared about the content, just to vent their excitement.

...The bar suddenly exploded again, and excited howls came one after another.

No wonder these people were so excited. It was a miracle to see someone ringing the bell in such a big place. I didn't expect that I would encounter a "two punches" in this life.

"Ahem," Zhang Wei cleared his throat: "Everyone, be quiet for a moment and listen to what I have to say. I don't know if you have just noticed that I used the word 'maybe' in my words? This is 'maybe'...

Of course there will be some uncertainty.”

Speaking of this, Zhang Wei deliberately paused again, leaving some time for everyone to fully understand the word "uncertainty", so that people can be mentally prepared in advance in case the "scumbag" is a coward.

Where is it?

Those who work in sales always leave a hole in their words. If they say too much and fail to deliver, it will be a slap in their face.

"Someone here may want to complain. I'm not sure what nonsense you are talking about. Isn't this just teasing me? I am happy for nothing... That's why I have to explain it solemnly, otherwise everyone will not be able to drink in the end."

Don’t eat this cute fat guy like me alive.”

"But please rest assured, our Brother Hui is not only wealthy, generous, and handsome, but most importantly, he has courage that ordinary people cannot match, an unbridled imagination, and he constantly breaks through the lower limits...well, he constantly breaks through himself...

In short, he is a person who dares to think and dare to think

The person who did it is a genius who cannot be understood with normal thinking, and is a big shot who will only appear in Waiwai novels." Zhang Wei gradually got better and used a very provocative tone to praise Zha Hui loudly,

He wants everyone present to remember "Scumbag",

"Later, our Brother Hui may ring the bell again immediately, but he may also come up with an idea out of thin air and make everyone laugh. He may even suddenly crawl out of here naked. In short, our Brother Hui

, never disappoints.”

"Then I won't say any more nonsense. I believe that the handsome waiter at the bar will fill up the drinks for everyone soon. So please wait a moment and let us look forward to our brother Hui, the most handsome boy tonight.

I look forward to him giving us bigger surprises later! Musec, let’s get excited!”

As Zhang Wei's words fell, the intense electronic music sounded again, and people immediately swarmed towards the center of the dance floor, and the whole bar suddenly went crazy again.

But Zhang Wei, taking advantage of the brief darkness when the spotlight was removed, quietly walked off the stage and squeezed into the crazy crowd.

When Zhang Wei, sweating profusely, returned to his seat, Cha Hui and the others were still standing next to the booth with ugly expressions on their faces.

Especially Zha Hui himself, Zhang Wei seemed to be able to see the blazing flames in the eyes he looked at him...

Lao Hu smiled and stood up to greet him. He patted Zhang Wei on the back and joked: "Xiao Zhang, you are in sales after all. This flattery is beautiful. I, Lao Hu, can't flatter you so beautifully."

"Brother Hu, you are wrong. How can this be flattery? This is obviously rainbow fart!" Zhang Weidao said.

This joke immediately made Mr. Xin and Ruan Xiaoling giggle, and Mr. Wan also nodded frequently in appreciation.

At this time, Zha Hui's face could not be darker, and he already hated Zhang Wei, the damn fat man.

I originally thought that the other party would come back after ringing the bell, but I knew that this fat man was still a drama star. He would add drama by himself, and he was full of bad ideas.
Chapter completed!
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