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37 International jokes

"Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong..."

Zhang Wei, who was sleeping soundly, was awakened by the urgent sound of the doorbell.

He pulled up the quilt irritably and buried himself in the quilt again. He really didn't wake up!

"Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong..." However, the doorbell kept ringing like a reminder.

Zhang Wei finally stopped when the doorbell rang, thinking that the person who rang the bell must be impatient and left. However, the doorbell stopped ringing, but there was a "bang bang bang" knock on the door.

"Who is it! You're not done yet!" Zhang Wei lifted up the quilt and yelled dissatisfied.

The knocking on the door stopped, and something was said outside the door. Zhang Wei didn't hear it clearly, but he could only hear that the other person spoke Chinese.

Since he was speaking in Chinese, he was definitely not an annoying waiter. Zhang Wei impatiently pulled on his nightgown and put it on, then got out of bed.

After lying on the cat's eye and taking a look, Zhang Wei immediately did not dare to neglect and hurriedly opened the door.

"Yeah, it's Mr. Ding and Mr. Park, please come inside, please come inside. I thought they were waiters, you don't know those guys are urging tips and urging orders. Yes, I forgot to leave a tip on the bed yesterday, and I didn't even have a wet towel.

Help me change..." Zhang Wei nagged while inviting the two of them into the room.

How could he not know the purpose of the other party's visit? It's because he didn't know how to contact Jingjing.

Moreover, how could Zhang Wei, a little shrimp like him, dare to offend these two AC bosses?

As soon as Ding Mao entered the door, he smiled and said to Zhang Wei: "Zhang Wei, I'm sorry to bother you so early in the morning. We, Mr. Pu, finally got the news about the young lady. We are anxious, so I hope you can understand. Besides, you were worried yesterday."

Wan has promised us..."

It’s Jingjing’s English name, and Zhang Wei only found out about it at AC’s banquet last night.

Thinking of what happened last night, Zhang Wei couldn't help but blush.

Last night was AC's banquet. There were many more people attending the banquet than at the meeting during the day. Even the "big clients" who did not appear in the meeting during the day came, and some even brought their families.

After Zhang Wei had a meeting in the afternoon, he walked around for a while and went there without changing his clothes. Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the venue, he was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a place to slit.

Didn't you say before that you need to wear formal attire to attend the banquet?

In fact, wearing formal attire is the basic etiquette for large-scale banquets in Europe and the United States. However, who asked Zhang Wei to attend such an occasion abroad for the first time?

He didn't even change his clothes, so he went to the banquet in baggy casual clothes. As a result, he almost didn't even get through the welcoming process at the door.

After entering the banquet hall, I found my seat and did not dare to move for fear of attracting others' attention.

Now he was truly embarrassed in the United States. Whenever he saw the shiny leather shoes on other people's feet, Zhang Wei couldn't help but slide a little under the table.

However, what made him even more depressed was that the table he was sitting at was considered a domestic exclusive table, and the person responsible for accompanying him was Gao Meng. One can imagine what happened to Zhang Wei.

He spent the entire first half being teased, and Gao Meng even took the trouble to ridicule Zhang Wei to amuse his "big clients".

Zhang Wei tried to leave the banquet several times in embarrassment, but was cleverly stopped by Gao Meng, who was on guard. He had no choice but to act as their joke, hoping that the banquet would end soon.

However, in the second half, Zhang Wei actually ushered in the "peak" moment of his life. The whole plot turned around dramatically, and he suddenly became the most shining kid in the entire banquet.

For no other reason, Zhang Wei was invited to their table by Ding Mao, who was accompanying the Asia Pacific Sales Director, and the person accompanying him was none other than Park Junkui himself.

Suddenly Zhang Wei became the focus of the audience, and the people at Zhang Wei's table began to frequently ask Gao Meng about Zhang Wei's background. After hearing from Gao Meng, they learned that Zhang Wei was just a small employee of Youmai Company.

During the sales meeting, he was even more dissatisfied and teased Gao Meng for not being interesting enough.

What the hell are you trying to do? How can a small sales representative get a warm invitation from the sales director of the Asia Pacific region?

And looking at the posture, drinking and talking is just the beginning, maybe there will be "talking by candlelight at night" later.

Gao Meng, even if you don’t reveal the other person’s true background, and you still use “little sales” to prevaricate everyone, do you think everyone here is who they are?

The representative of another general agent in China laughed the loudest when Gao Meng teased Zhang Wei before. Seeing the situation at this time, he couldn't laugh anymore. He had already picked up his mobile phone and found a secluded corner to play in a gloomy manner.

After making the overseas phone call, it is estimated that the reporting work will begin at "home" in all likelihood.

This information is so important that the sales director of the Asia-Pacific region looks like he is almost brother-in-law with the fat man from Youmai...

From this point of view, it is self-evident where the AC manufacturer's resources will be tilted in the future, so he must immediately let his "family" know the situation here, so as to prepare for it in advance.

At that banquet, no one knew what Zhang Wei, Ding Mao, and Pu Junkui talked about, but they saw that the three of them were chatting happily. Mr. Pu even held the fat man's hand frequently and was extremely excited.

As the saying goes, what is good above will be effective below. Although everyone is not sure why the sales director of the Asia-Pacific region wants to "please" this damn fat man, it is always right to toast a drink and build a good relationship with the other party in the past.

Just like this, after the first smart person came to toast, many people seemed to have an epiphany and lined up to toast Zhang Wei. Of course, flattery is definitely the best toast.

Words such as "y" and "bright" made Zhang Wei's ears twitch, and the flattering Chinese words such as "young and promising" and "extraordinary temperament" spoken in authentic Chinese made Zhang Wei feel uncomfortable.

It's like eating honey, it feels so good.

In the end, Zhang Wei drank no one knew how much he drank, and was finally carried back to the room.

It wasn't until after returning to China that he heard about the embarrassing things he had done that night, and Zhang Wei's "famous name" spread throughout the domestic AC channel circle.

As for what embarrassing thing Zhang Wei did, hehe, you are not allowed to laugh when I tell you. This guy is willing to accept a toast. He not only drank up the red wine in the glass in one gulp, but also pointed to the empty glass and shouted loudly to the waiter next to him:

"Full! Full!"

The waiter who poured the wine was dumbfounded at the time. He had never seen anyone pouring red wine to the full, except in China.

At this time, Zhang Wei, who was busy washing up in the room, still didn't know that he had done such a shameful thing last night, and was sighing at God's bloody feelings.

Before half past eight in the morning, Zhang Wei was pestered by Park Junkui to go to Chinatown, while Ding Mao was left in the hotel depressed.

There is no way, his boss doesn't want his subordinate to know too much.

This made Zhang Wei depressed. Apart from dancing around and saying simple English such as "go" and "let's go", the two of them could not communicate at all.
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