54 Swear to the Door
Just when Zhang Wei was hugging his cat owner Yaya and "reflecting on his past" in front of his home, he didn't know that a criticism meeting against him had just ended in the company.
And during lunch time after the meeting, the administrative department wrote a notice of more than 500 words. Finally, after the big boss Zhu approved it, the little girl at the front desk printed it out on A4 paper and posted it on the conspicuous sign in the company aisle.
Small blackboard.
As long as someone enters the work area of Youmai Company, they can see this notice posted in the center of the small blackboard from a distance. If their eyesight reaches 1.5, they can even see the bold boldface title in the notice - "
Decision on punishment for employee Zhang Wei’s unexcused absence from work.”
As for the detailed punishment content, hehe... I guess Zhang Wei will definitely feel sorry for him when he sees it.
At this time, our protagonist Zhang Wei, after experiencing a fierce chase in the corridor outside his home, had just forced the cat owner Yaya, who had escaped from his arms, into a blind corner in the corridor.
"Ya Ya is good, just stay here and don't move. You must be good." Zhang Wei stretched out his hand and gently approached Ya Ya. After approaching, he suddenly reached out his hand, caught Ya Ya and hugged him. "Let's see where you are going to run away.
, now you can’t escape from my Wuzhishan.”
"Meow!" Yaya, who was held in Zhang Wei's arms again, did not resist, but just meowed disdainfully, as if to say: Bah!
Of course, the shameless Zhang Wei would not understand the meaning of the meow. After controlling the meow, Yaya, he hurried back to the door of the room, leaned against the security door, and spoke into the room.
Good words.
"Shirley, please stop making trouble. I know I was wrong. Is it okay if I am willing to fight?" After saying this, Zhang Wei waited for a few seconds and saw no response from the room. After thinking for a while, he continued: "Can you
Open the door first and let us in. It looks like you are hurting Ya Ya."
This time there was a quick response, and Shirley's nervous voice was heard in the room: "Ya Ya was fine before, how could he get hurt?"
"When I was chasing it just now, it jumped off the steps and seemed to have fallen." In order to get into the house, Zhang Wei told lies without blinking an eye.
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Wei, who had been leaning on the door and listening to the noise in the room, heard a voice coming from behind the door. He quickly stood up at attention, pretending to be distressed, and gently caressed Yaya's head.
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"Kaka" the door was opened, Shirley ignored Zhang Wei, stretched out her hand and grabbed Yaya and held her in her arms. While checking Yaya's condition, she said: "Where is the injury? Is it the back foot?"
?I seem to be fine."
"Let me see, let me see, it seems to be the other foot..." Zhang Wei was fooling Shirley, but he didn't dare to delay, and immediately used the trick of finding every opportunity to squeeze through the gap between Shirley and the door frame.
The stall was squeezed in.
As soon as he entered the house, Zhang Wei opened his arms, took Shirley and Yaya in her arms, and unknowingly closed the door with his heels.
The sound of the door slamming made Shirley understand immediately.
"You lied to me, let me go." Shirley dropped her teeth and desperately tried to push Zhang Wei away.
At this moment, how could Zhang Wei dare to let go of Shirley? He knew Shirley's temperament too well. As long as he dared to let go at this moment, Shirley might "run away from home" at the next moment, and then he would have to walk on the street.
I begged for mercy and admitted my mistake.
So Zhang Wei started making false accusations and refused to let go of Shirley. He kept saying: "Dear, I was wrong. I really know I was wrong. Please forgive me this time, okay? I
I promise this is the last time and I will never do it again in the future.”
Maybe it's just like the saying goes, "Good girls are afraid of stalkers, evil ghosts are afraid of Zhong Kui." Well... the second half of the sentence has nothing to do with it. In short, after Zhang Wei hugged Shirley tightly and repeated the words of admitting his mistake several times, Xue
Li seemed to be persuaded by him, and gradually stopped struggling and became quiet.
When Zhang Wei saw the progress, he quickly defended himself: "Dear, I really know that I was wrong this time, but it is excusable. My dad... is ill, and I almost lost my dad...
"
When Zhang Wei mentioned his father, his mind automatically pictured his father lying on the hospital bed after surgery, and he couldn't help but shed tears again.
"Alas..." Zhang Wei heard Shirley in his arms let out a long sigh, and then heard Shirley say: "This time it is excusable. If you dare to lose contact next time, believe it or not, I will also lose contact."
Show it to you?"
"Letter, letter, I promise it won't happen again. Thank you, my wife." Zhang Wei promised. Only now did he know why Shirley was angry. Before that, he scratched his head and didn't even think about what he was wrong about.
Where are you? I must have fallen into a blind spot in my thinking at that time.
As for those previous admissions of error, they are all "common words" that Zhang Wei has summed up through years of struggle.
Anyway, as long as he annoys his wife, it is all his fault. At that time, as long as he sincerely admits his mistake, does not intensify the conflict, and has the courage to bear the punishment from his wife, then this level can basically be passed.
Of course, the prerequisite is that you cannot violate some principled issues, such as flirting with girls, cheating, one-night stand, etc. These are not within the scope of Shirley's forgiveness. Just like high-voltage electricity, you will die if you touch it.
After hearing Zhang Wei's promise, Shirley was silent for a few seconds and said, "Okay, then let me go and swear that you will never do it again. I will let you go this time."
"Ah, I still have to swear...Dear, I swore, do you really forgive me?" Zhang Wei said reluctantly, while slowly letting go of his arms.
After being released, Shirley immediately became serious when she heard Zhang Wei's words: "Are you going to say it?"
Zhang Wei keenly noticed that Shirley's right hand was already on the door handle, and he immediately panicked. If he dared to say no, he believed that a street drama like "Where Are We Going, My Wife" would be staged in the next second?
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So Zhang Wei had no choice and nodded hurriedly: "Fa, fa, dear, I will do whatever you tell me to do. I listen to you the most..."
But before Zhang Wei could finish his cute words of begging for mercy, Shirley interrupted him and said, "Stop being so annoying and swear quickly."
"Okay, okay, right away," Zhang Wei hurriedly raised his hand and pointed to the sky with three fingers: "I, Zhang Wei, swear..."
"Wait a minute," Shirley interrupted Zhang Wei again and said, "Kneel down and swear."
"Ah! I still have to kneel down!"
"Are you going to kneel down?" Shirley gestured to open the door again.
"Kneel down, kneel down, can't I kneel down?" As he said that, Zhang Wei plopped down on his knees, then pointed to the sky with three fingers and said: "I, Zhang Wei, swear to God..."
"Wait a minute," Shirley interrupted Zhang Wei again, "You can't see the sky from the door. Please turn around and swear to the door god."
Zhang Wei's eyes widened when he heard this, and he muttered: "This...is this possible? I have never heard of swearing to the door god..."
Shirley: "Are you going to say it?"
Zhang Wei: "Fa, fa, fa."
Shirley: "Then why not turn around and face the door."
Zhang Wei: "Okay, okay, right away."
Shirley: "Swear to the door god, if you dare to disappear without telling me again, then you will never be able to enter such a house again!"
Zhang Wei: "Honey, you are so cruel."
Shirley glared, and Zhang Wei was stunned. He didn't dare to say anything anymore. He directly raised his right hand and said to the security door of his house: "I, Zhang Wei, swear to... to the door god, if I dare not tell Xue again,
If Li just disappears, then I, Zhang Wei, will never be able to step into this house again..."
But as soon as Zhang Wei finished speaking, he hurriedly added silently in his heart: "The previous oath does not count, the previous oath does not count, the previous oath does not count."
Shirley: "Okay, let's get up and eat. The rice is still hot in the pot."
Zhang Wei quickly got up from the ground, changed his shoes obediently, and ran to the kitchen.
"Wow, braised pork and crucian carp soup, Shirley, I love you so much." To be honest, Zhang Wei hadn't eaten a bite of food since last night and was already starving.
"I'm warning you, this is really the last time. I will never forgive you next time. Do you know how scared I am that I can't contact you? I thought... I almost called the police."
Zhang Wei: "I'm sorry, dear, don't worry, there will never be a next time... By the way, did you really almost call the police?"
"Well, luckily I called your mother before calling the police and learned that you were with your father in the hospital. Otherwise, do you think I would let you go easily?"
Chapter completed!