Chapter 116: The right place
In the tutoring class, the main job of the little teaching assistant is to accompany the students to do their homework in various postures. The key is to accompany them.
There are always some top students among students, and there is no shortage of naughty kids either.
If human beings could regulate themselves, laws, armies, police, and prisons would not need to exist.
Beating a disobedient student will definitely not work. Swearing without using any sensitive words will make people miserable, and it is not illegal for the time being. As long as you don't go too far and let students with injured self-esteem complain, there will be no big problem.
If a student cannot even criticize, then there is nothing he can do.
At the beginning of the establishment of the communist system, the people of China thought that the ideal society had been realized.
Who knows, lazy people take social welfare to raise a lot of children; hard-working people don't even have time to get married and have children. This doesn't seem very fair.
When the social care system was first established, the people of China originally thought that children would be raised by state public institutions using public resources, and that everyone would finally be born equal.
Who knows, human genetics are naturally unequal. Some people can reach heights that others can't even imagine by just messing around.
Just at the stage of education, the differentiation of people is already obvious.
"Everyone can find their niche."
This is a theory, and it is an ideal.
In fact, people who are not good at anything and people who are good at everything are objective existences. Although they only account for a minority of the population, they probably conform to the law of normal distribution. However, among the huge population base of all mankind,
, the total number of these two types of people is also quite large.
There are a few weirdos among the students Lanze tutors.
After studying probability theory for several months, they still can’t understand why there are four possibilities when three out of four balls of different colors are taken out. They can understand that there are four possibilities when one out of four is taken out. But they still can’t understand.
Understand that if you take out three out of four, the possibility is the same.
Therefore, Lanze asked himself painfully: Why do these people choose biology? Even the most basic experimenters have to know how many operations they should do, right?
These people are the slowest in completing the stock lessons in his tutoring class, and they are still regurgitating the content of the first few lessons.
He has already begun to consider whether to customize a learning method for them, and then deal with the course exams.
Rationally, Lanze believes that Student Xiong is not born to trick the teacher. But he hopes that he is not rational. How fun would it be to just punch the film with his fist?
The reason I finally convinced myself to calm down was: Oh my, I must have been worse than this when I was a kid.
And think about it, there are so many outstanding students and the competition is fierce. If you can avoid competition in a special way, as long as you persist, you will probably have a bright future. Even if you can't find a serious job, under the coverage of civil affairs relief
, and no one will starve to death. What does it matter if you can learn it or not?
Another type of weirdo is even more annoying.
The little fairy Li Biru just showed off four doctorate certificates a few days ago, four in a row; plus three thesis awards.
She announced: "This great immortal is going into seclusion! The attack on the fifth doctor begins!"
The reason why Lan Ze saw this was because the fairy told him:
"Gremlins! Our paper won the prize!"
"We" refers to her experimental group. "Our paper" refers to the one where Lan Ze failed as a second author. In fact, it has nothing to do with him.
After appreciating the paper award, he took a second look at the other updates posted by the fairy.
The fairy has successfully risen to the sky. The difference between her and ordinary people is "a world of difference". There is no exaggeration, it is purely described truthfully.
Goblins make people even more helpless.
It doesn’t matter if you are more handsome than others, your cooking is delicious, and even if you clean the bathroom, you shine brighter than others.
Is it necessary to master these ordinary skills? Ordinary people will definitely think that he is particularly talented in the bathroom, right? Or that he made special efforts in the bathroom at an unknown time and place? In fact, no.
Fairies' talents are incredibly average. If they are capable of everything, they must be weak in everything. This is just the imagination of ordinary people.
Although he also failed the exam, it was only because he was absent from class + exam.
Outstanding in everything, the probability of such a person's existence is close to zero; but since the probability is not really zero, this monster has been transformed.
When Lan Ze returned to the dormitory after the tutoring class, he found that there was no one at home. In his imagination, there should be a room full of people surrounded by goblins and noisy.
But, not even the goblin is there.
"Where are you going?" he asked on the bracelet.
He had already washed up and freshened up, and then saw the goblin reply.
"Brush your face."
"What?"
"You have to spend 1.5 billion. You don't think it's easy, do you?"
"..." This kind of thing is completely beyond the scope of Lan Ze's knowledge.
"I was wandering around the courtyard today. There are many teachers I don't know yet."
"Are you really embarrassed?"
"Otherwise, what should we do? We have to first see if there are any ready-made projects in our engineering college."
"Till midnight?"
It's actually still early. For some nightlife lovers, the night has just begun.
"No way. I met a teacher and chatted for a while. That's it, I'm back."
If you are handsome, you can look good everywhere. You can also chat with teachers you don't know until the evening.
The advantage of innate talent is so straightforward.
After a while, the door opened. Two people came in.
The young lady in the courtyard was holding the fairy's arm, and they came in together like a little bird leaning on a human being.
"I am the guide." The goblin pointed his thumb at the flower in the courtyard. The flower in the courtyard rolled her eyes and looked very shy and timid.
The goblin turned his head and pinched the little sister's face. "Thank you for today. Go back."
The flower in the courtyard stood still and closed her eyes.
"We forgot to eat. After spending a long time drinking tea with the teacher, we couldn't bear the indigestion anymore." The goblin shook off the garden flower's little hand and went straight to the small kitchen.
"I'm so hungry too." The flower from the courtyard chased after her.
"There is food at any time in the cafeteria." Lan Ze revealed the truth.
"Hmph~ I just want to follow you." Yuan Hua turned around and glared at him.
There is nothing in the small kitchen that can be eaten immediately.
Neither of them is interested in convenience food. They have never stocked up on it.
Take the frozen cake dough in the refrigerator, coat it with raw eggs and heat it in the microwave. This is the fastest way to eat full.
That's what the leprechaun does. Heating one pancake at a time.
The fairy cooked a piece of cake and looked at the garden flowers waiting to be fed.
"Oh, you are so slim. Come on, don't be polite to me."
He cut it open with a knife and handed it to the young lady, one-eighth of a piece.
Fortunately, the second one will be available soon.
The goblin calmly cut out another eighth.
He cut the third one in half.
Then he poured two cups of hot water and handed one cup to the young lady.
He drank the water and slowly finished the remaining half of the cake, and finally had time to chat.
"Even if there is a ready-made project, if you don't have anything in hand, you won't be able to participate." The goblin's words had no beginning or end.
"Something other than money?" Lanze asked.
The goblin nodded.
"Money can play a very small role."
"Then what do you do with the money?"
“I don’t even have the qualifications if I don’t have money.”
The beauty in the courtyard ate very slowly, holding the cup and drinking water in small sips. Her eating appearance was impeccable.
No matter how slow it was, there was still time to finish eating. The goblin saw her putting down the leftover cake and the cup. He immediately stood up.
"Have you eaten? I'll take you back."
The young lady hesitated for a moment and nodded slowly.
The goblin took her hand and the two of them went out.
In less than a minute, the goblin came back. The speed of this gift was so amazing.
Lan Ze was puzzled: "Is it too fast?"
Chapter completed!