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740 You are not human!

The two of them hardly spoke any more throughout the afternoon, but they did cooperate in making dinner.

Lan Ze blanched the green vegetables and mixed the seasonings. The ginger stewed the meat, cut it into slices, and mixed the dipping sauce. The staple food was homemade sweet potatoes roasted with sweet potatoes and large steamed buns from the small market. Simple and delicious.

It was dark outside the window, and city lights were twinkling far and near.

It was a pleasant meal, and Lan Ze sighed inexplicably:

"I can't do it without a woman at home."

Xiao Jiang couldn't grasp his train of thought and didn't understand what he meant.

"Xiao Jiang, how do you feel about picking up girls?"

"what?"

"You can pick up a few tonight. You can bring them back and let me see how they are."

"You are a scientist! How can a scientist think about such a thing!"

In Xiao Jiang's mind, the majestic image of scientists and mathematicians suddenly collapsed.

He was very angry: "I won't go!"

"Is it fun for you to hang out with me all day long? Are you only interested in me, not girls?" Lan Ze was also angry.

It was so shameful and humiliating. Xiao Jiang said word for word: "...It's my job to follow you."

"I'm not begging you to work with me. Your idol, Captain Zhang, is no longer on Earth. You can leave."

Xiao Jiang slapped the table and stood up, flying forward with both feet.

Lan Ze hurriedly left the stool and fell to one side.

My body became lighter and it was easier to hide. I didn't get kicked.

But Xiao Jiang landed on the ground, moved away from the stool, bent down and punched directly.

Lan Ze immediately held him back and pushed him away: "Go down there and fight."

The gym on the floor downstairs was also covered in dust, but the space was spacious. This fight left both of them relaxed and refreshed.

The floor has become tidy, and the core area has been polished to a shiny finish.

If calculated by points, Lan Ze feels that he has won. The winning rate has increased, which is gratifying.

They agreed not to hit each other in the face, but the two of them seemed uninjured. They didn't hit each other hard, and they just felt a little sore in the end.

The two brothers rested their heads against each other and panted.

After resting for a while, the little ginger carp jumped up and down:

"Captain Zhang has just left. Can you work hard and stop thinking about messy things?"

Lan Ze lifted his feet up, turned over, and stood upright.

"What's wrong with me? Don't I just want to give you a night off? You've been hanging in front of my eyes all day. If you don't bother me, I'll still be bothered."

"Huh? I'm the only one next to you now!"

"You've seen what's going on here. If I don't go out, outsiders won't have permission to come in."

"Then what do you mean by asking me to brew a few? Isn't it for you?" Xiao Jiang still felt that Lan Ze himself was full of crookedness.

"I'm afraid you'll be thin-skinned, so you'll have to try a few more times if you fail!" Lan Ze said matter-of-factly.

"I……!"

What a shame, what a shame. What a shame.

"You said you want to take it back and see how it looks?"

"I will give you some advice based on my experience. You should have a private life occasionally, right?"

"Should I show you my private life?"

Lan Ze bared his teeth and nodded: "Okay, I'm a bit older, so I can correct you."

!!I can’t bear it anymore.

This night was just about fighting. Fighting was much more interesting than sorting things out.

Being idle is idle anyway.

In the fourth battle, Lanze found that Xiao Jiang's movements had become significantly faster, simpler, and more efficient. Is this a quick decision? Dream on.

Finally, after the seventh game, Xiao Jiang lay on the ground with a heavy heart: "You are not a human being."

Lan Ze was "not a human being" when he was a child. The teacher thought he was a devil - he was constantly annoying people, and that was called a nuisance.

He just has a mutation that causes the combustion efficiency in the cells to be slightly higher, and the endurance of each cell to be slightly better. The whole person is less likely to fall down from exhaustion.

The biggest advantage of protracted fighting is that you can slowly and clearly see your opponent's moves, from the feints before taking action to the final combat intention.

Xiao Jiang didn't realize that Lan Ze was "not a human" before. It was because there used to be Xiao Momo at home. He needed to take care of the children. It was fun for the two adults to fight and fight occasionally. How could they keep fighting?

Lan Ze happily dragged the exhausted Comrade Xiao Jiang to the bathroom next to the gym. He turned on the shower and applied bath soap with his clothes on. He rubbed white bubbles all over his body and looked as cute as a polar bear baby.

"Am I such an eyesore?" Xiao Jiang asked frustratedly. "How much do you want me to leave?"

"No. I saw that it was completely dark outside, and suddenly I remembered that the feasting and feasting in the city was quite interesting. You are younger than me, so you can go and experience it."

"How familiar are you with those corrupt lives?"

We are not in the same world, so communication is too troublesome.

"You didn't go into the nightclub?" Lanze asked him.

"Why would I go to such a shady place?"

"...Captain Zhang picked it up from me at the door of the nightclub. The gang of their consortium reserved the nightclub, ate melon seeds, drank soda, and even danced. Hehe, they know how to play!"

"Melon seeds? Soda?... How can a nightclub only have these things?"

"Then how do I know? I don't open a nightclub. If you have time, you can ask Wei Yaojing, he has one."

Xiao Jiang was silent. Then he said seriously: "I will not leave you. According to your importance in the country, even if I don't come at the end of 44, I will quickly arrange someone else for you to take charge of security. However, you

You don’t necessarily need to know them.”

Lan Ze washed away the foam all over Xiao Jiang and found... that Comrade Xiao Jiang was skinny and not cute at all.

"You can find a way to dry it yourself. Haha!" He jumped into another bathroom next door, "I took a shower!"

Xiao Jiang's physical condition had recovered somewhat. He got up by himself, slowly took off his clothes, and washed himself again.

Lan Ze was halfway through taking a bath when his bracelet flashed green.

"Huh? Fairy?"

"Help me open the door." Wei Hanyang's voice was weak.

There was no normal change of clothes prepared in the shower room of the gym. There were a few sets of bath towels and brand new underwear - they had been there for several years, so they were considered clean anyway.

Lan Ze put on his underwear, wrapped himself in a thick bath towel, put on his bath slippers, and went upstairs to open the door.

"Why are you here?"

Wei Yao leaned against the door and smiled: "I miss you so much. I mailed myself here. Are you surprised?"

...Straight black man, pale face, condescending. Appearing in the middle of the night, a bit scary.

Lan Ze resisted the urge to call Xiao Jiang.

There is an Adam's apple on the neck. It is indeed a Wei fairy, not an XXXL female ghost.

"Why are you so exhausted? How many days have you not slept?... What do you want to do when you miss me?"

"You said you missed me first." Wei Yaoji shook her hair.

"Oh. What about the lollipops?"

Wei Goblin raised both hands.

A large travel bag on the left hand, a gorgeous paper bag on the right hand.

"I brought all the rolled wax paper sticks and ingredients." Travel bag on the left hand.
Chapter completed!
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