Chapter 1036 mood
"Stop, don't move!" Shen Manli said coquettishly, "Otherwise, you will make the whole garden dirty!"
Qin Feng wanted to cry.
If you provoke someone, you can't hide if you get beaten.
"Bang!" The two women fired.
Qin Feng was helpless and really didn't dare to hide.
If he had to hide, he didn't know what trouble he would cause. Therefore, Qin Feng was beaten honestly.
Originally, Qin Feng thought that the two girls would feel sorry for him no matter what and would not kill him. Who would have expected that they would show no mercy.
Then I saw water bombs coming from all over the sky, and soon my whole body was dyed like a big dog with paint.
It took a while before the girls gave up.
At this time, Qin Feng's whole body had turned into a big spotted pig.
Well, I have been promoted from a spotted dog to a spotted pig.
"Two beauties, are you happy?" Qin Feng surrendered with a bitter smile.
The two girls nodded with satisfaction.
"We were very happy and took it out!" Shen Manli laughed.
"It's just, aren't we going a little too far?" Yihannuo said a little embarrassed.
Qin Feng nodded repeatedly. You all know I'm sorry. Look at what I've become like after being beaten by you.
"Well, I've decided. From now on, as long as he dares to make us angry again and do things that make us unhappy, then we will deal with you like this. Shoot you!" Shen Manli blew the muzzle of the gun.
Qin Feng's face suddenly fell.
This is too unreasonable.
Is it such a trap?
"Then, can I ask weakly, is there a standard?" Qin Feng asked weakly.
"Yes! This must happen! We are not unreasonable people!" Shen Manli said with a serious face.
"What's the scale?" Qin Feng asked.
"It depends on our mood!" Shen Manli said matter-of-factly, "right, Sister Nuonuo!"
Pfft! Yihannuo couldn't help but laughed.
Qin Feng instantly wanted to die.
"Okay, go take a shower, or I'll take pictures!" Shen Manli chuckled.
Qin Feng hurriedly ran away. Otherwise, if he was really photographed, it would become black material in the future.
This is never allowed.
"Fairy, are you really going to deal with him like this in the future?" Yihannuo said a little distressed.
"Why, Sister Nono, are you feeling distressed?" Shen Manli asked.
Yihannuo nodded.
"Oh, my silly sister Nuonuo, this guy must have a problem in the United States. He must have seduced some young lady. As for us, don't be polite to him and be strict, otherwise we may cause trouble in the future. Come." Shen Manli looked serious, "So, as long as we suspect something is wrong, we will shoot him."
"Ah? Shouldn't I ask?" Yihannuo was surprised.
"What's the point of asking? A man's words can't be trusted. Especially if you ask him about this kind of thing, will he admit it? He won't admit it even to death!" Shen Manli curled her lips.
"But there will always be evidence! We can find evidence!" Yihannuo said.
"Sister Nuonuo, who is he? The top scorer in the National College Entrance Examination with a perfect score. This guy's IQ far exceeds ours and he can crush us. How can we catch the evidence to catch him!" Shen Manli groaned. .
Yihannuo smiled awkwardly. From this point of view, it was really the case.
In terms of IQ, Qin Feng really crushed them.
"What's more, what if we find evidence for this kind of thing?" Shen Manli pouted.
"As soon as you find the evidence, you can argue with him and make him admit his mistake!" Yihannuo said instinctively.
"But, he has already done it, is it useful? And that will mess things up!" Shen Manli sighed softly, "So, sometimes it is better not to know. But if you hold it in your stomach, you will get angry. Well, then it’s better to vent it out.”
Yihannuo nodded.
At this moment, she no longer sympathized with Qin Feng.
He deserves it! Qin Feng deserves it, he deserves it. He deserves it to make the fairy so sad.
"Well, from now on we will shoot him happily!" Yi Hannuo laughed and gave Shen Manli a hug.
"Yes, let's shoot him together from now on!" Shen Manli soon smiled again on her face, "By the way, go and post on Weibo!"
After saying that, Shen Manli ran to the computer and posted a message on Weibo.
The content of Weibo is very simple: the dawn of daylight is full of vitality. The new day is full of excitement!
At this moment, many people are still staying up late without sleeping. After all, the Internet is still very expensive now, so if you want to go online to play games, you naturally choose to stay up all night, it is so cheap.
As a result, Weibo suddenly reminded me that the Qixi Fairy who was paying attention posted on Weibo.
After everyone hurriedly opened it, they felt distressed again.
"The fairy woke up so early, I feel so distressed!"
"Yes, I went to bed at 4 o'clock in the morning and woke up at around 6 o'clock now. Fairy, can you sleep a little longer~~~"
...
All kinds of heartache, no one knows, in fact, their fairy just played a water bomb game with their great enemy Qin Feng.
If we know the truth, I don’t know how many people will be heartbroken.
This is so exciting.
Fortunately, no one knows the truth behind it.
People, sometimes they just live by a little fantasy.
At this moment, Qin Feng has finished bathing. This took Qin Feng a long time.
There's no way, it's just like a spotted pig, it's really hard to wash off.
A layer of the skin was rubbed off. Fortunately, it was all washed away.
"Hey, when can I say goodbye to my virginity?" Qin Feng looked depressed.
I even thought about making out, but in the end, it was all my fault for being a bitch.
However, it is still very refreshing to think about it. Looking at the greetings and caring remarks on Weibo, and then thinking about the fact that I can be in the arms of a beautiful woman at any time, I have to say that happiness comes from contrast.
Under this happy contrast, Qin Feng fell asleep.
This sleep gave Qin Feng a very sweet sleep. When Qin Feng woke up, the sun had set again.
"You just got up, you lazy pig. The sun has already set!" Yihannuo made a face at Qin Feng.
"Who told you to beat me so hard? How can I make up for it if I don't get more sleep? By the way, what are you going to eat today? I'm starving!" Qin Feng's eyes turned green.
"Well, sweet and sour pork ribs, pork liver soup, vinegar yo-yo white, and ants climbing the tree." Yi Hannuo introduced, "They are all your favorites!"
Three dishes and one soup are enough for three people.
This was a lot to do, and Qin Feng felt distressed. After all, Yi Hannuo did all this himself. The Filipino maids at home were mainly used for cleaning and cooking, and none of them knew how to cook Chinese cuisine.
"My Nono is so nice!" Qin Feng immediately flattered him, "By the way, where is our fairy?"
"Well, in the afternoon, Uncle King called and picked her up. There seemed to be some activities!" Yihannuo said.
Chapter completed!