Chapter 1916 I can speak a female voice
Read each photo one by one.
Sha'er playfully exposed her two little tiger teeth and looked at Qin Feng expectantly, waiting for Qin Feng's praise.
The same was true in the previous life. At that time, Qin Feng's naive answer was so cute.
This made Sha'er somewhat frustrated, because Qin Feng was a bit too much to deal with.
Now, Qin Feng directly held Sha'er's face in his hands and kissed it.
After a period of breathing disorder.
"I hate it, who asked you to live with your relatives? They asked you if you were cute when you were a child?" Sha'er said shyly.
"Actions show my attitude. My cute Sha'er makes me unable to help myself. Doesn't that mean my Sha'er is cute and charming?" Qin Feng smiled mischievously.
"It's annoying, sweet words, it's like having honey in your mouth." Sha'er lightly hit Qin Feng's chest.
"Is my mouth so sweet? Then I must come again to make Sha'er sweet." Qin Feng kissed her again.
After a long time.
"I hate you. I'll ignore you. You always take advantage of others." Sha'er pouted.
"Then I want to interview this classmate Sha'er, who was cute and cute when he was a child, and grew up to be the most powerful person in the country. Are you happy that you have been taken advantage of by a man named Feng'er many times?" Qin Feng took out one from the side.
Use the pen like a microphone to conduct interviews.
"Disgusting!" Sha'er was thin-skinned and beat Qin Feng with both hands.
"This classmate Sha'er, I am a reporter. Please respect my profession. This is an interview. Are you willing?" Qin Feng asked pretending to be serious.
"Bad guy, even if you bully others." Sha'er pouted and whispered two words, "Yes."
"Who is willing?" Qin Feng asked.
"I do!" Sha'er's face turned even redder.
"Then are you willing to marry Feng'er as your wife, love him, and be loyal to him, no matter he is poor, sick or disabled, until he dies. Are you willing?" Qin Feng looked at Sha'er with a narrow face.
"I wish... hate it, what question did you ask? I'll beat you!" Sha'er answered instinctively, and at the last word, she suddenly woke up and started chasing after her shyly.
"Hey, I can't hit you. You promised, but I heard you!" Qin Feng jumped to the side and smiled evilly.
"I hate it, I haven't agreed yet." Sha'er chased after him.
The two got into a fight in the dormitory.
At this time, the roar of the Hedong Lion from the hostess was suddenly heard outside.
"Who brought the boys into the dormitory? Come out quickly!" the dormitory aunt screamed, and then there was the sound of the stairs shaking.
Okay, come up.
"Ah, what should I do? If my aunt finds out, I will be scolded to death!" Sha'er was scared now.
"Don't be afraid, leave it to me." Qin Feng patted Sha'er's shoulder gently, "I'll go down first, you can clean up and come out, and we'll go eat."
"Then be careful." Sha'er said worriedly.
"Okay, you still have some skills like Feng'er." Qin Feng rubbed Sha'er's head with a smile and strode out of the door. He was not discovered in his previous life. After all, Qin Feng said: Sha'er is so cute.
I wasn’t very interested. Naturally, there was no quarrel, so I didn’t disturb the dormitory aunt.
As soon as I went out, I saw the dormitory aunt coming up the stairs.
"Who are you? Which class are you in? Don't you know this is a girls' dormitory? Which room did you come out of? Who are you looking for!" The dormitory aunt said with a fierce look on her face.
This is a girls' dormitory. Although this school is not well-known in the country and the school is relatively shabby, the management of the girls' dormitory is still very concerned.
After all, these boys and girls are in the period of crazy secretion of youth hormones. If this is not managed well, it is easy for some scandals to occur. Therefore, she never allows any boys to enter the girls' dormitory. Anyone who dares to sneak in, she will ask the class.
If a girl dares to let a boy in, she will tell the principal and the whole school will broadcast the criticism.
In serious cases, demerits will also be recorded.
"Auntie, I was just looking for you to buy something. I didn't see you when I came here just now, so I thought you were here. I have something urgent." Qin Feng said.
"Shopping, what are you buying... Stop talking to me about all these things. Tell me, who is in your class and who is that girl just now?" The dormitory aunt's eyes widened.
"Auntie, I want to buy 10 boxes of soda and a bunch of snacks to have a tea party." Qin Feng said seriously, "Look, it's probably going to rain in the past two days, and those of us who are staying in school have nowhere to go. I
I’m going to organize a tea party for everyone to have fun together. No, I definitely need some food and drink. I’m going to ask you to buy more. I’m afraid you don’t have enough.”
Buying so much? The dormitory aunt’s eyes lit up.
This makes money.
She was the dormitory aunt, so naturally she also opened a canteen, the only canteen in the school, selling snacks, instant noodles and the like.
I also have an income of more than 1,000 yuan this month. It is much better than salary.
Now that Qin Feng wants to buy so much, it will cost at least several hundred, or even thousands of yuan. The profit will be at least half.
However, the responsibility remains.
"Then who are you looking for? Boys are not allowed to come in or out here. No matter what the reason." The dormitory aunt still asked, but her tone was much weaker. She no longer asked about Qin Feng's class. Instead, she asked about the girl's name.
In this way, she would be more careful next time and keep an eye on this girl to avoid causing any trouble. As for reporting the matter to the principal, for the sake of the money, forget it.
"Auntie, you heard wrong, it was me singing just now!" Qin Feng said with a smile.
"Singing? I obviously heard girls, please stop fooling me." Auntie's face was twitching. If it weren't for the sake of this batch of sales, she really wanted to slap this guy.
Telling lies with your eyes open.
"Auntie, if you don't believe it, then I'll sing it to you!" Qin Feng cleared his throat:
That year's snowflakes fell and plum blossoms bloomed on the branches
There was so much sadness left by the Huaqing Pool that year
...
At this moment, Sha'er, who had been nervously paying attention to the situation outside the room, couldn't help but become obsessed after hearing Qin Feng's lyrics.
What a beautiful melody, beautiful lyrics, and a very sad mood.
At this moment, he was interrupted by the dormitory aunt frowning.
"This is a male voice, where is the female voice?" The dormitory aunt stared.
At this moment, Sha'er wanted to strangle the dormitory aunt to death. You actually broke such a beautiful song.
"Auntie, please continue listening!" Qin Feng smiled slightly and continued singing.
Don't say who is who, it's not about feelings, wrong or right
I just want to get drunk with you again in my dream
The golden bird hairpin jade scratching the head is the gift you gave me
The song of colorful feathers sings and dances for you several times
Jianmenguan is your deep longing for me
Mawei slope is willing to die for true love
"Where's the female voice?" The dormitory aunt glared at Qin Feng. She didn't care whether it sounded good or not. This guy actually dared to fool her. Even a business with a profit of several hundred yuan could not be covered.
Qin Feng didn't respond. Instead, he clasped his middle finger with his right thumb and pressed it on his waist. His voice instantly became crisp:
Love and hate are in a moment
Raising a glass to the moon as loving as the sky
Love and hate are boundless
Ask you when you fell in love
Chrysanthemum table reflecting the bright moon
Who knew my love was cold
Drunk in the king's arms
Dreaming back to the love of the Tang Dynasty~~~
When the last note landed, the entire girls dormitory suddenly screamed, "It sounds so good!"
"Sha'er, you are so happy!" A voice came from the upper bunk of Sha'er's girls' dormitory.
"Yes, Sha'er is so happy!" All the girls shouted in unison.
Shaer covered her face.
Chapter completed!