The Champion Joke Collection is collected and compiled by all enthusiastic book friends. I hope everyone can actively participate. You can compile it yourself and adapt the advertising slogans, or adapt it into jokes according to the storyline in the book. You can post it in the book review area, and I will collect and organize it.

I especially thank my book friend "+Pengfeng+". It is his strong support and a lot of work that led to the birth of the joke collection!

(Note: Joke collection is being updated at any time)

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1. Lin Jia: (An Ke) Why do I love me without you?

2. Sophie: Youth taste, experience it yourself!

3. Xiang Tao: I am me (Sprite’s advertisement)!

4. Xiang Tao asked the referee to make a statement, the yellow card, the referee: You can play it!

5. The National Olympic Team beat Qiu Suhui's Ma* Nothing: We are a great success and you surpass yourself!

6. Li Yongle: We are ahead, they catch up (to follow suit)!

7. Zhang Jun (header): The road to success, start from scratch!

8. Yang Pan: Although the goal is good, don’t be greedy for merit!

9. Zhang Jun: If you often travel in the penalty area, how can you not score a goal?

10. Li Yongle (walked by): Where is the ball (dragon)?

11. Zhang Jun (breakthrough): My heart moves with me!

12. Reporter, what do you think after winning the championship? Team member A: I won’t tell him ordinary people! Team member B: Everyone on earth knows it!

13. Li Yongle (Long Biography): No matter how you move, you still need China Unicom!

14. Zhang Jun had no choice but to return to the Netherlands because of the physical examination report of Milan Laboratory, but he did not choose to join the giant Aindhoven, but returned to Warrendam. No matter which convenience is considered, joining Eindhoven is better than being at Warrendam. But why did Zhang Jun give up Eindhoven's invitation?

Hiddingk: "Zhang Jun, come here! We can participate in the Champions League and win the Dutch championship!"

Zhang Jun: “…”

Hiddink: "And look! I have left you the No. 21 jersey! I'm waiting for you, come on!"

Zhang Jun: "No!"

Hiddink (shocked): “…why?”

Zhang Jun: "I like the No. 11 jersey, not the No. 21."

Hiddink: “…”

15. Qiu Suhui: Football performance is everywhere. (Motorola mobile phone)

16. Cruy Lee: To me, the past is dull; but the future is gorgeous and colorful! (This is the original creation of Hennessy)

17. Zhang Jun (injured): The pain cannot stop me!

18. Zhang Jun: This medicine tastes like the one I drank when I was a child!

19. Sophie: Shake before drinking!
Chapter completed!