Chapter 1 I am a zombie and a traveler.
Diorkuz scanned some of the dark and worn stone walls, and four iron chains locked their hands and feet. The cold and humid environment felt very uncomfortable, and the air was filled with a moldy smell.
What?
I traveled through time, with the ability of perverts. At the same time, I was fortunately leaning over a zombie, waiting, and putting on my pants first when they fell off.
Well, dressed.
I possessed a zombie named Diorkuz. This zombie is not an ordinary zombie. It is the kind of zombie that can be resurrected even if it is crushed into pieces. It can be said to be invincible, but the situation is a bit bad now.
How to say it? I am really helpless now. According to the memory of this body, I fought against the elite army of the entire royal city alone, but ended up dismembering the body on the battlefield and then locked my hands and feet. My original body was thrown around the world by humans, after all, my body was split and caused the loss of strength.
Now, except for my head and body, I am just temporarily robbing others. In other words, my first priority is to escape from here and find my own limbs.
Another point is that although I was defeated at the beginning, the elite army also paid half of the losses before being caught. There are tens of thousands of dollars, but there are a lot of them anyway. Now many memories are confused, after all, I have just leaned over. I should have been able to merge decisively and time is well integrated. Wait, my pants fell off again.
Diorkuz lifted his pants and stood on the dark dungeon's face, showing a daze, "Why are these pants getting old, really."
Diorkuz continued to recall, sitting on the cold ground, sitting on his face, unable to help but fall into deep thought.
Didn’t I play games at home? I suddenly traveled through time. And it seemed that the attributes and skills of the game were also brought over. If I add this body, I would be invincible.
Invincible?
Diorkuz, who suddenly noticed this, burst into laughter, but the voice was very Shaya and cold.
"Ah hahaha, I'm invincible. So who else can stop us!"
Diorkuz covered his cheeks with a COS Lelouch look, and then he knelt down.
"Woooooo, it's so embarrassing. Sure enough, I'm not suitable for second-year disease."
Diokuz, who was lying on the ground, muttered without tears. Sure enough, he still needed talent when he got sick.
"Forget it, I'll go out and see where it is."
Diorkuz put away his crying expression and stood up from the wet and cold stone floor. He carefully looked at the chains on his feet and hands, and then smiled confidently.
"I want to trap me at this level? Hey!"
After speaking, Diorkuz's eyes shone with scarlet light, and the shimmer of the shape of the cross shone in the dark dungeon. He pulled his hands hard, and the chains on his hands immediately moaned.
Click!
The chains broke with the sound, and indeed the chains were all floating clouds in my power, hum.
With Diorkuz's confident smile on his hands and feet, the chains fell into the cold space. Diorkuz moved his wrists and ankles and nodded happily.
"Sure enough, this ability is good. If it were the owner of the body, he would probably be locked for the rest of his life, but unfortunately he met me."
Diorkuz, who had unblocked the chain, walked to the gate of the dungeon and laughed at it.
"Broken it for me."
The door turned into shatter under Diorkuz's fierce punch!
"With this ability and this body, what else can stop us from walking!"
Diorkuz, with a smile on his face, stepped out of the door without any hesitation, and had a mentality of doing something big, but he knew that there was no one guarding the dungeon?
"Hey? Why is this happening?"
Diorkuz glanced around in a daze and found that there was nothing here, not even light. He couldn't help but put away his abilities and sneakily walked up the stairs beside him.
As expected, it is better to have less than more things.
With this idea in mind, Diorkuz walked carefully to the end of the stairs. Only then did he find that there was a door at the end that shone through the gap, and at the same time, the smell of food could be smelled in the air. When asked about the smell, Diorkuz couldn't help but rub himself, as if he hadn't eaten for several years. As expected, his body was perverted enough, and he had been hungry for several years.
So he quietly pushed open the door and looked at it, and his eyes suddenly became clear. From the decoration, this room was a kitchen, and there were countless foods on the table in the middle of the room, which seemed to have not been passive. Then Diorkuz ran to the table happily. When he was about to reach out, he realized that his hands were already dirty.
"Sure enough, wash your hands before eating."
He turned around and walked to the water tank to wash his hands happily, and stopped until his hands had a normal complexion. He turned around and returned to the table, picked up the food and started to chew.
"Woo! This one is really good. It tastes great!"
Diorkuz ate greasy meat chops in big mouthfuls, and then found that many handmade snacks were lit up and he immediately took them. In a short while, the food on the table was wiped out. After eating and drinking, Diorkuz lay on the ground with satisfaction, and the marble floor was wiped shiny. Diorkuz was not worried about being dirty at all, and now his body can be said to be dirty.
"Then next, find a place to take a shower."
Diorkuz stood up from the ground with a smile, then turned around and walked out of the kitchen. But who knew that at this time, a twelve-year-old girl holding a bear doll stood at the kitchen door. She had big wavy blonde hair, green eyes, and a clean and tidy pink dress. She was staring at Diorkuz with wide eyes and curiously, as if she had discovered something she didn't understand.
Diorkuz was stunned when he saw the little girl. Did he make a mistake? I was discovered as soon as I came out? Do you want me to kill someone to silence me? No, such a young child can't do it! What should I do?
Diorkuz's vermilion eyes looked at each other with the little girl's green eyes, and for a moment, no one moved his eyes.
What to do? What to do?
How can I break such an embarrassing situation?
Who can give a trick?
When Diorkuz saw the little girl's curious eyes, he immediately found that there was still a chance. The other party was a child and often he was ignorant at all. As long as he fooled himself, he could do it, um, um. Then...
Just as Diorkuz spoke, his pants fell off.
"Well……"
“…”
Diorkuz looked down at his falling pants, and then looked at the little girl at the door, feeling embarrassed. He was already ready and was blocked, but the other party stared at Diorkuz's legs in surprise. Then, as if he had discovered some miracle, he raised his hand and pointed below Diorkuz.
"Ah, Armstram Cyclone jet, Mstrong cannon!"
"Your sister ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Diorkuz was discovered by a mysterious girl, and the mysterious girl used a large summoning group of guards to rush over.
Diorkuz was caught and Diorkuz was thrown into prison.
...
Bang!
The prison gate was closed heavily, Diokuz knelt in front of the prison wall with a dazed look on his face, and his whole body turned gray. He was arrested less than an hour after he escaped from prison...
Chapter completed!