PS1: Today I am a little bitch. I searched the title of this book on Baidu and unexpectedly found that this broken book, which was just 20,000 words in the fan area, was actually followed by the old men of Long Kong... Hey, I was flattered and flattered. I didn't type a typo. Well, after a closer look, it turned out that the student who posted the post was in the Japanese Chinese in the comment introduction... I was so dizzy, don't comment, don't comment.

PS2: As usual, please recommend and collect.

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"Brother! Big Brother! Apply for financial aid! Apply for financial aid!" At noon, I was eating the bento made by my mother in the president's office. Soon after, someone pushed the door open and shouted to me with a look of shit and urine.

This human-shaped infusion garbage in front of me, which is not recyclable or inflammable, can be considered my younger brother in terms of blood relationship. Oh, thank God, genetic mutations and cosmic rays are so magical. It is hard to imagine that such a guy is twin brothers with me - forget it, let me introduce him to you, his name is the orangutan bond...

"When did my surname change! Since it is an inner monologue, don't say it!" Jian shouted loudly.

"Financial aid?" I ignored Jian's protest and threw a piece of sweet and sour tenderloin into my mouth. "A few days ago, you were chased by Mr. Abe Takahiro around the playground three times and fled into the student union. In the name of applying for political refuge. This time I came to apply for financial aid... Why? Didn't you give me money after being prostituted?"

"No, no, brother, you misunderstood, that type... cough cough." Gorilla Jian seemed to have missed his mouth, but he forced the topic to interrupt and looked very serious, "Always, brother will definitely save me this time..."

...It seems that the size of the orangutan key's brain is shrinking all the time. He dares to come to me to borrow money. I wonder if President Long Shen's economy is eternal one thousand percent with the only specified interest rate? He actually followed the footsteps of natural circles and seeks death.

"The monthly pocket money is allocated to you at the beginning of the month. After my calculations, it is more than enough to take care of your daily food and drink, and the money for purchasing H goods that can solve the needs of high school students is also included." I pushed my glasses, "The remaining living expenses are supplemented by purchasing consumable household utensils, daily food and food purchases, water and electricity property costs... Each transaction has a special purpose, and the final reserve is also a reserve for emergency use, and you cannot use it randomly until the end of the month."

"I know! I know!" The gorilla Jian showed a flattering smile, "Isn't you brother? Your pocket money and additional income input... Isn't Senior Kawashima Hyoda your special ATM? Whenever Kawashima Hyoda Senior Kawashima handed you the bill and IOU to handle, it's your chance to make a lot of money, so enviable..."

"You are wrong. I usually handed over the bills of the Sichuan God Orangutan beast to the principal for reimbursement." I denied indifferently, "So the person who paid the money in the end was the principal, and as an intermediary service provider, I just took a little commission."

"...Your commission is not a little bit! That's as high as 900% bastard! Sister Kawasaki gave you an IOU of 10,000 yen, but when you arrived at the principal, it turned into 100,000 yen. You have to get 90,000! Ninety thousand!" The gorilla Jian looked envious and jealous, "Anyway, I'm not taking my brother's money for nothing, borrow a little, borrow a little... Anyway, my monthly living expenses are also deducted to your hands, and there are assets that are mortgaged!"

...My stupid brother, since you know your brother's usury who is ten or ten years old, you dare to borrow money from me? So you have eaten up all your brains by Teacher Belgris, and your pocket money... Can you afford that little pocket money?

But since he wanted to die, I, the brother, had no reason to stop him. But it would be better to ask him a little about something bad... I put down my chopsticks, walked to the table, and said lightly: "What are you doing if you borrow money?"

"Good question." The gorilla kid looked like he had been waiting for you for a long time and took out a metal piece of coin-like from his pocket. "This thing... brother should know him."

"Of course I recognize... Nintendo Game City game tokens, have you gone there with Kyo Kusanagi and Chunri Kusanagi to play video games?" I scoffed at this naive competitive game, "Do you borrow money to play video games? It's the wisdom of an orangutan."

"Wrong, brother! I am not addicted to games when I exchange this kind of game token." My younger brother put on a painful expression, "In the eternal battle, fighting to protect the earth, this is what I do!"

"...You use game tokens to fight monsters?" I showed a subtle expression, "Protect the earth from the hands of the snake?"

"Nah, brother knows what a super electromagnetic cannon is..." The gorilla key put on a look that looked very handsome. The game token in his hand was thrown and pressed on the nail of his thumb. "The principle is like a magnetic levitation train. It uses super powerful electromagnetic to shoot metal shells out ship-based weapons. The US military once used a super electromagnetic cannon to overturn a giant Decepticon in an Egyptian car. Even this kind of coin, as long as the speed exceeds three times the speed of sound, is not bad, but unfortunately because of air friction..."

The right fist rushed out, pressed the abdomen of the orangutan key, and arched him like a shrimp. I held my glasses with my left hand, reflected the killing light, and then smashed him hard on his left elbow, knocking him over to the ground: "Nah, brother, you know what right straight punch is, the principle is the same as the interaction of force, which is the righteous iron fist that breaks the fantasy. A young man from the Shangjo once used this punch to overturn a group of gay friends and Hou Gong. Even if such a fist is hit on the face, it will also have the effect of slandering the cross and complaining method. Unfortunately, as your brother, I can't slap you in the face, because even my father has never hit it..."

"Bastard! Who said in Chapter 3 that he could not fist at his younger brother!" Jian protested loudly.

"My stupid brother, you are not worthy of being killed. If you want to kill me, you hate me, escape me, and then live a life of silence, escape, escape, and hold your life tightly..." I said coldly.

"I never wanted to kill you! You always wanted to kill me!" Gorilla Jian complained unbearably.

"Hey, it seems that the orangutan's reflex arc is still very sharp sometimes." I said in surprise, "Is it true that things will turn against each other?"

"Brother! I am your younger brother!" Gorgeous Jian looked sad, "Is domestic violence that fun?"

"Of course... you should understand that people are usually happy to treat people they don't care about." I said calmly, "The reason for treating you like this is that I just want you to understand the cruelty of this world..."

"Is it so cruel that the whole world is full of shaking S like you? Then let's just destroy this world!" Jian howled loudly.

"My brother is indeed broken. He actually wants to destroy the world because of such a small thing." I shook my head and sighed.

"Brother... I came here to borrow money from you, not to discuss the issue of destruction of the world." Gorilla Jian sighed.

"You can lend you money." I pushed my glasses and said lightly, "First, I signed this contract... No, I signed the IOU and paid it back within three months, otherwise I will send you to the Cowherd shop to work and make money. As a younger brother, you know my brother."

I looked at the gorilla button with a look of looking at a pig. Although I was a little stupid, as my younger brother, he looked very handsome, and the idol male stars on TV were probably the same - if such a guy was sold to a Cowherd's shop, he would probably make a lot of money. Similarly, Mr. Sakata, who owed me 400,000 yen, was also one of the pigs.

"I always feel like you're thinking about something terrible." Orangutan Jian shuddered.

"No, I just thought of a famous saying." I pushed my glasses and looked cruelly at my younger brother Long Shenjian, "There is no garbage in this world, only resources that are placed in the wrong place."

"How can I call my younger brother a trash in this world!"

"...Isn't you so stupid that you can't even understand the words?" I said wonderingly, "Didn't I say you're putting the wrong resources?"

"Although that's the case, I always feel something is wrong!" Long Shenjian signed the IOU marked with "interest rate of ten" in tears. He was another idiot who failed math. I smiled coldly in my heart.
Chapter completed!