Chapter 11 Hakurei Reimu Can't Be So Undisciplined
The girl who collected money with an insurance salesman-like smile beside me is Boli Lingmeng. She is my direct member of the student union and is also one of the double sticks of the red flower. She can't usually see it, but if she has money as a combustion agent, her body, which is decaying due to lack of moral integrity, will exert the terrifying combat power of the fourth generation of Super Saiyans.
It can be said that if the small groups with amazing combat effectiveness present collectively resisted the quota and paid the fine, then without the need for Bili to assist the war, the witch of the Boli Shrine could only bring them to the ground in the name of Tianzhu.
It is said that she went to the Tian Dynasty for a period of exchange. After occasionally seeing the special and unconventional secret operation of the Tian Dynasty, which is the world's number one in combat, her unambitious personality changed a little bit. After a lot of hardships and chances, she finally became a member of the black member of the world's urban security management force - referred to as urban management - for short.
It is precisely because of this reason that she was able to enter Tianqi High School through special recruitment. As one of the few people who know the terrifying origin of Boli Lingmeng, I certainly wanted to recruit this powerful thug under my command. So, there is never an unsuccessful fortress in the world. After careful analysis and layout, after several rejections, I finally found Boli Lingmeng, which was not very prosperous one on a weekend before an unpopular shrine in a remote mountain in the eastern suburbs of the city. When I threw 100,000 yuan of Tianchao soft sister coins - note that it was Tianchao's soft sister coins - into the money box that was shiny and empty inside, I knew that this thing was done.
As expected... Cough cough, I stopped Boli Lingmeng, who took out S·M utensils with tears in his face and took out a contract with a smile. Suddenly, a guy wearing a witch-exposed suit was blinded by the five zeros with "annual salary of 100,000 yuan" and did not notice the "thousand times liquidated damages" mentioned later. As for the content of the contract, I didn't even look at it. God, I just wanted to joke with her at the time... The real employment contract has not been taken out in my bag, this is just my personal interest...
Well, it was actually the slave contract I had made when I was free. With the idea of whether the loss of morality would make people brainless and crazy, I showed this thing to the witch, but I didn't expect...
Boli Lingmeng bit his fingers and pressed the bloody handprint on the contract with lightning speed. It was so fast that even my brain didn't react. When I gestured Boli Lingmeng to pay attention to the content with a subtle look on his face...
"When the master is thirsty, when the master is hungry, I offer flesh, my sins are redeemed, my faults are compensated, my karma is borne by me, my ecstasy is borne by me, my everything is given to the master, I dedicate everything to the master, I am with the master, I am happy with the master, I am sad with the master, as a guard, I am happy with the master, and sad with the master, as a sentinel and the master, the master's tiredness is supported by the whole body...... I feel nothing except the master, I don't want anything except the master, I want nothing except the master, I want nothing except the master, I think nothing except the master, I can't sleep without the master's permission, I can't breathe without the master's permission, I listen to the master's words unconditionally, and I am willing to be a lowly slave to the master - I swear here." After Boli Lingmeng slowly read the entire content of the contract... Well, from her expression, I saw the scenery of heaven and hell.
It was a hollow look after being completely ruined or broken, which made people feel palpitations. I have lived (ghost animals) for 16 years and it is considered a battle-prone. This is the first time I have played with a toy that is so easy to be damaged.
...If I can write that kind of thing, there must be a devil in my heart.
But the terrible thing is still to come. After Boli Lingmeng pressed the bloody handprint, I quickly analyzed the fifteen possible reactions and my response methods in my head, such as how I continued to play when she wanted to cheat, how I should continue to play when she wanted to kill someone to silence her, how I should continue to play when she wanted to destroy evidence...
But Boli Lingmeng kept changing his expression at the speed of a top scam artist, and finally asked me with a fearful and terrifying expression: "Nah, after signing, the salary will be paid as expected, it will not be deducted in various names, it will not be charged randomly..."
"..." At this moment, the always calm academic master had the urge to roar. You should sell your integrity for money! What have you learned in the global urban security management force! Are all economists in the Celestial Empire? In your eyes, as long as you have money, it doesn't matter whether it is integrity or chastity!
...The witch who can put her integrity without hesitation also has a devil in her heart.
Then, under Boli Lingmeng's gaze, "However you want to fulfill your power and contracts, but remember to pay the salary every year", I officially identified Boli Lingmeng as one of my direct cabinet members, and the facts also proved to me the correctness of the decision-making at that time. Whether it was suppressing riots or growing the economy, Boli Lingmeng was unexpectedly a good player.
...Although in the face of brawls and riots, her methods have always been swearing, punching and fines.
...Although at every cabinet meeting, she would jump up and encourage me to collect taxes in school. For example, life winners are taxed according to the head of the palace, for example, handsome guys are taxed according to the popularity, and local tycoons are taxed according to the proportion of pocket money...
To sum up, because the shrine is located in a desolate place, with a low popularity and unsophisticated management, Bori Lingmeng has lived a hard life of not having sex all year round. Years of financial difficulties have left her in a state of extreme lack of moral integrity, and she can do anything for money - at least that's what I think.
And I will continue to give her some sweet things, such as collecting fines. I usually turn a blind eye to let Lingmeng put them in my pocket. The student union’s books are fined. Only the activity funds allocated by the school will be handed over to the Finance Department for custody and recorded in detail. These purely extra money flows will not be cared about, and the fines will be fines... Anyway, the target of the fines is only those bastards who always cause riots. The student union and the turtle boys have reached a tacit consensus. These turtle boys will not mention the flow of fines, and the student union will only suppress and destroy them, and will not touch their files.
Cough, I'm going to say it a long way. Usually, according to my experience, it's not a good idea to feed Lingmeng too much at one time. I give bonuses every now and then, invite her to have a big meal, and occasionally make a bento for her or something... Then she will slowly feel dependent on me and engrave the idea of "follow the Dragon God to have meat to eat" on her soul, turning obedience to me into an instinct. In this way, I can squeeze her combat power to the maximum extent and let her exert her maximum subjective initiative.
This is my guide to taming this creature called Jingcao Lingmeng. If friends are taming a hunting dog or a labor-powered livestock for work, the above experience can also be generalized.
I kept saying goodbye to the members of the departing clubs, and while looking at Boli Lingmeng who was silly counting money, I narrowed my eyes slightly. We didn't say anything about the slave contract in detail, but it did exist. If you look closely, this guy is a rare beauty, but he has less integrity...
Let's forget it...
Chapter completed!