Chapter 15 My Teacher Cirno Can't Be A Stupid
PS1: About Post Bar: Thanks to Tongtianfeng for establishing this book Post Bar. Those who have an inappropriate relationship with Du Niang can go and watch it. Although there are very few people, a tall building must rise up from the ground...
PS2: About book friends group: Thank you for the penguin group provided by Xinyue Liuli classmate... Hey, before I said that, Xinyue Liuli, your Q group number was eaten by Dianniang... Let's type it in Chinese characters again...
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It was not until this morning when I went out with the Gorilla Kan and listened to his bloody and tears complaining about the tragedy of H Book and its collection being confiscated and destroyed by my mother that I remembered the strange look of the Gorilla Kan last night - it was clearly the glory after the conspiracy was successful, as if I had successfully used these apparent H Books to hide something deeper, just like when I was a child, I successfully blamed the responsibility on the Gorilla Kan after I got into trouble - and the Gorilla Kan at that time was completely unaware of anything.
——This undoubtedly aroused my strong interest. You must know that the mystery of the gorilla key made of his few brains is to cover up what horrible facts. It must be a very shameful fact that others must not know. It is an extremely terrifying fact. If I know... it is a very interesting handle.
I pushed my glasses and began to plan and plan to go into the room of the orangutan key to search, which is the best solution, because even the orangutan key must maintain personal privacy. This is something similar to the bottom line. My mother can do it, but I can't... It's not advisable to use the power of my mother. The orangutan key must hide his secret very well. My mother can't find it. Of course, I don't want my mother to find it - such an interesting handle must be held in my hands to maximize its interests. To sum up, in this way, some accidents will be created...
Humph, stupid orangutan key, let me see what kind of secret you are hiding...
The ape brothers shuddered: "...Strange, why is it summer? I always feel very cold."
"Only in childhood and in childhood, you will ignore the changes in temperature." I pushed my glasses and showed a happy smile, "Congratulations, for sixteen years, you have finally begun the evolution of orangutan beasts and have begun the growth period of IQ rising..."
"Oh oh oh! Yes, big brother! So happy! I finally evolved..." Orangutan Brain became excited, then reacted and complained fiercely, "Why does the IQ in the growth period increase... No! What is evolution! What is childhood and childhood? Am I a Digimon? What race is that orangutan beast!"
"It's a viral Digimon." I pushed my glasses, "It's amazing, key."
"Is it a virus? It sounds so powerful. It's worthy of me... What a f*ck! After all, I'm still a Digimon! Am I a program?" Gorilla Kan hugged his head and complained loudly.
"Face the reality, key, by the way, this is your badge, and when you evolve, you will give it to you." I took out a necklace-shaped badge from my pocket. The white chips outlined a mysterious pattern with golden lines, and used a beautiful circle as the base. Within this golden circle, the gold line swept across the beautiful lines in a beautiful arc, from bottom to top, then turned, drew an exquisite arc and converged inward. "It is said that with this, you can evolve to a higher level..."
"No matter how confusing the public, you can't change the fact that this pattern is '⑨'!" Orangutan Kan roared loudly, "This is a bad badge! It's obviously Teacher Qiluno's number plate!"
"Tsk, I've been found." I put away the badge and muttered with a facial expression.
The gorilla key was about to say something, but a roar sounded from behind. As the gorilla key turned outward, the agile rider rushed by with the roaring steel mount, and threw out a blue smoke in a chic posture and stopped in front of us.
Accompanied by the roar of the orangutan bond, the girl took off her helmet, revealing her ever-dedicated heroic face, and smiled at me: "Good morning, Senior Dragon."
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"The wisdom of natural scroll..." I looked at the box neatly placed on the ground in front of the president's office, shrugged, and the words "Sakata Ginba is crying and blood, please treat this child well" were written in bright red characters, which fully reflects what kind of terrible sleepless night the person involved had last night - I tore the packaging open, revealing the cover of the first issue of the "Young JUMP" collection version, uh...what are the disgusting liquid traces on it?
"A mixture of snot and tears..." I closed the packaging again, took out the key to open the door. No matter what, there was another powerful handle about Sakata Ginha, one step closer to the complete penetration of the campus. If I continue at this pace, sooner or later, Tianqi High School will become my thing...
"..." I put my schoolbag on the table and sat down silently without complaining. Sometimes it was a very lonely thing.
This is the sadness of every complainer.
After a while, Wang Er... No, it was Hei Tong Magic Mirror Lord who should have pushed the door open for granted, shouting at the president and then reporting to me what kind of powerful fight broke out last night. Tianqi High School was inexplicably lively every day, and things happened every day, and moral integrity fell out again.
I put the badge in my pocket...well, the number plate was placed on the table. This was discovered when I asked Teacher Qiluno yesterday. This fool who was disgusted often did these stupid things and gave it to her during class.
Speaking of Teacher Qilunuo, she is the only designated mathematics teacher in Class A of the Academic Master, and one of the few in the school who can use her own knowledge to suppress us, the group of academic masters. Of course, I mean Teacher Qilunuo who is in the state. Usually, she looks like a kindergarten child, from body shape to IQ. In fact, her brain computing speed is comparable to that of the most powerful supercomputer in the world. However, it is precisely for this reason that her usual performance really makes us unable to awe.
"Her brainpower seems to be used in the theory of the great unified theory, so she did not leave any computing resources for counting."
This is how our history teacher Bai Ze Huiyin commented on Teacher Qiluno. By the way, the reason why this history teacher can teach us is not how profound her knowledge is, how funny her narrative is. In fact, Teacher Bai Ze's teaching method has a hypnotic effect that psychology teachers cannot achieve... But she has always been our history teacher.
Because she has a terrible skill, the header skill that must be 100% correct and painful.
——Someone pushed the door open.
The young girl with blue skirt and blue hair rushed in was Qi Lunuo, a math teacher who claimed to be "Tianqi's strongest". At this moment, she was rushing towards me with a panic look on her face, plunged into my arms, and shouted in panic: "Idiot Cheng! Idiot Cheng! Not good! Tianqi Academy is going to be destroyed!"
Chapter completed!