Chapter 17 The merciful president cannot be punished
In this school, from principals to teachers to students, no one with moral integrity is a pathological patient with incompetence.
The teacher beats the teacher, the teacher beats the student, the student beats the teacher, the student president beats the principal... Uh, the last one is not counted. I have always believed that the attack on the old thief of Love and Justice by His Highness Long Shencheng, the messenger of love and justice, is legal.
Our school...is still firmly spending every day without being blown away, it's great.
Early this morning, after seeing off Teacher Qilunuo, I sat at my desk as usual, crossed my hands and supported my chin, and listened to the report of Heitong Magic Mirror: In fact, from beginning to end, the reports I needed to listen to in the morning have always only one central idea, that is, a small group of school reactionaries launched terrorist attacks or armed conflicts...
"Yesterday afternoon, at Yangquan Catering Store, No. 6 Restaurant in the Academy, Teacher Kiritsugu of the Ideological and Morals Group had an argument with Teacher Yanfeng Kirei of the Sports Group, and started a fight under the instigation and viewing of other teachers." Kurokiki Magic Mirror Jun reported to me with a troubled look, "The final result is... Teacher Yanfeng pasted a plate of Mapo tofu on Teacher Ermei's face, and Teacher Ermei immediately rushed to the scene - but this waste of food caused another Mapo tofu madman Li Hua to report the dissatisfaction of his classmate and launched an attack on Teacher Yanfeng. In addition, Teacher Ermei's son Shirou of Emiya rushed over and joined the battle group to beat Teacher Yanfeng. Then, Teacher Yanfeng's daughter Karen came to help..."
"…that is," I blocked my head with a book and said in a deep voice, "It turned into a large-scale fight again?"
"Well, the melee between the relatives and friends of both sides is just an appearance, and many onlookers have revenge and fished for trouble..." Kurokiki Magic Mirror took out another report, "In which, the president of the 'Toshinomiya Rights Protection Association', Rin Toshikazu led the members to join the melee, and on the surface they were helping his senior brother, Teacher Yan Feng, but in fact, they were revenge. Both Teacher Yan Feng and Classmate Emiya had been attacked by her subordinates..."
"Is she sore in vain..." I sighed.
"If you go back to the president, Rin Tosaka has no eggs." Kurokito Mirror pushed his glasses.
"..." I was silent for a moment, threw the book in my hand aside, and then slowly said, "Hi Tongjun, has anyone said that your level of telling cold jokes is very bad?"
"Eh?" Hei Tonggan also showed a surprised expression, "Is this statement meaningless?"
"Are you expecting a student president who is known for his three-nothing and facial paralysis to laugh at him because of a cold joke?" I said indifferently.
"What the president said is, but you are so lonely that you are complaining about yourself." Hei Tong Magic Mirror joked with me, "But you really need to have a relationship, why don't you think about it? Everyone is looking forward to it so much, hoping that the power of love can divert adult emotional intelligence and attention, and don't bother those poor people anymore."
I looked at him strangely. It seemed that when I was in my second year of high school, everyone began to pay attention to my personal life problems. Even this man who wanted to become a search engine had an inexplicable gossip in his eyes, so I was about to make a small joke with him: "In love? There is no suitable candidate, Hei Tongjun, how about introducing your sister?"
"Really?" Heitong Magic Mirror Jun helped his eyes, and there was a rare feeling of excitement. "That's great. If the president calls me elder brother, that's really a happy thing. What if I come out to see you this weekend?"
...I forgot that this guy is obviously not a crazy girl. If those words were said just now to Kyosuke Takasaka in Class M or Lelouch, a British student in Class F, it would definitely lead to a bloody tragedy. Of course, the only one who bleeds was this group of sad girl. If you dare to attack me, you would definitely be beaten by me first, and then Billy Herrington would let them know what a man's blood is not allowed to flow lightly.
"Anyway, I won't talk about this issue for now." I shook my head, "The school's special supervision office will handle the matter of Yanfeng Mapo and Emiya's cake. We students have no right to interfere, but you have sorted out the list of teachers involved in the fight and turned to me. Let's talk about the students involved, well... Xiaoyu Xiaoxiao came to Teacher Urita Gen to receive the education of love, Emiya Shiro... Tsk, let him inspect the TV in each classroom, if Li Hua says, let her maintain the school data database, Karen... Forget it, Karen, let Lao Xu serve her... As for Rin Tosaka."
I gently knocked on the table, "Rin Tosaka, who is making trouble, cannot be spared easily. The punishment measures for her must be listed separately. Tell the twin ponytails that she has... well, four choices."
"Four?" Kurotong Jun pushed his glasses and held back his smile, "I'm afraid there is only one choice..."
"What are you talking about? We are very open-minded. Students will enforce the law in a civilized manner." The glasses reflected the light of killing. I said indifferently, "First, fine 100,000 yen, pay it immediately. If she can't take it out... Well, tell her that the kind Dragon God President will help her get on and let her sign the IOU tonight."
"It would be better to sell her directly..." Hei Tongjun said with a low smile.
"Second... Recently, the No. 3 computer room purchased a batch of new computers and asked Rin Tosaka to debug them."
"...Sir, Lord." Kurokigan also said in surprise, "That guy Tosaka is a mechanical idiot, you don't know..."
"Of course I know." I sneered, "Tell her by the way, if you break her, you will have to pay the full price."
…It would be better to pay a fine directly. Those computers are worth more than 100,000 yen. Kuroki Kiku's complaints were written on his face. I calmly said, and threw out the third penalty plan: "Or there is another way. After school, ask her to find a wooden sign with the words "It's not my fault to take the members to beat the stick", and then hang it around her neck, shouting loudly in the area where the most people are in the flow of people a hundred times, "It's all Toshichen's fault."
"...President, aren't you afraid of being punished by God? That guy Tosaka wouldn't do this even if he died!" Kuroki Kiku's glasses almost fell off, his face full of laughter and crying. He seemed to have imagined the scene of Tosaka Rin roaring like a wild cat.
What she wants is that she is crazy. This female fox has always acted unscrupulously. She has been fighting against me since the beginning of high school. It is a matter of time before she can touch her. The next thing she has to do is to grab her braids. Lending was originally the most effective way, but this young lady was stubborn out of expectations. Although she often fell into an inexplicable economic crisis, she would hold on alone every time and would never ask outsiders for help. Therefore, the method would be a little more complicated.
Chapter completed!