Chapter 21 My plan can't be so smooth
Although there may be various things that I need to deal with after school, and although Orangutan Key will linger in major sports clubs to show the primitive power of human evolution, we still maintain the pace of going home together - especially when my mother comes home and stays home, we must show that the praise of "It is indeed a good brother who cares about my younger brother" is true.
——Well, I am actually very concerned about my younger brother's physical and mental growth. For example, the monthly living expenses given to the Orangutan Key are paid for buying H items. For example, I always endure the pain and use some very bad means such as fraud, usury and deceptive contracts to let the Orangutan Key understand the cruelty of this world. For example, I will carefully arrange some high-intensity physical and mental training so that the Orangutan Key can grow up healthily in a comprehensive and comprehensive manner... And I found that my ape-like brother is indeed a human mind, at least knowing how to be grateful - because when my mother said, "Sincerely, a good brother who cares about his younger brother", the Orangutan Key will sit aside and nod, and then leave tears of emotion.
Rin Tosaka and I each held a stack of books and were waiting for the orangutan key at the entrance of the school. The phone showed that he was abused by the Big Air Wing at the Galaxy Football Club. Although sports are omnipotent, Tianqi Academy is not short of monsters and perverts. The orangutan key will still be suppressed by top talents in various fields. However, in terms of comprehensive abilities, he is the strongest..., the only advantage.
As for his shameless words, "I'm not as good as I'm in the basketball. I can beat him to death with one leg when playing football with Fuji Shusuke. Uesugi Taku ran as slow as a turtle. Akagi Takaki couldn't even hold a ping-pong racket." I can only say that the orangutan key is the orangutan key. Even if I can run or jump, I'm still a pathetic ape...
I looked at Rin Tosaka next to me. The woman seemed to be trapped in some kind of fantasy, her eyes were floating, and she didn't know what she was thinking. From time to time, she took out the mirror in her hand to look at herself, sorted out her hair and showed a nervous smile.
She looked so happy, so I decided to make her unhappy. After pushing her glasses, I asked casually: "By the way, Rin, where do you usually hide H books?"
"My words are hidden in the bed... Hey! Where do I have such a thing?" Tosaka Rin came to his senses halfway through his speech, widened his eyes and tried his best to hide it, "Hmph... Humph! How could I need that kind of vulgarity!"
"No?" I looked surprised and contemptuous, "You don't even have a H book?"
"What's wrong with your look! Is it embarrassing to not have H Book?" Rin Tosaka roared, "Why are you despised in such things? Do you have it? Do you have it? You have it! You have it from childhood to study and learn in a natural solid iron wood that has been studying in addition to studying!"
"Wait." I pushed my glasses, took out my phone, pressed a few buttons, and sent the screen to Rin Tosaka.
"What..." Tosaka Rin looked at him curiously, then a leisurely and gentle moan came from his phone. On the screen, two naked flesh insects, one black and one white, rolled together, tumbling and entangled, were carrying out the most primitive activities of human beings.
"...Holy!" Tosaka Rin pushed my hand away fiercely, glared at me with a red face, and shouted, "How could he suddenly give the A-film on his phone to girls! By the way, why is there such a thing on your phone?"
"Take it to the girls?" I looked around in surprise, "Where are girls? Where?"
"Haha..." A blue vein appeared on Rin Tosaka's forehead, "How much I exist in your eyes..."
I pushed my glasses and said indifferently: "Toy."
"..." Rin Tosaka covered her chest and took a long time to recover. She gritted her teeth and thought about the way to resist, then her eyes lit up and pointed at me and laughed loudly, "That was an animation just now! Although it involves mating, it is an animation! The things that are imagined and processed and beautified by humans are not real mating! You are too presumptuous! Makoto, after watching several H animations, do you have to claim to understand what H is going on? It's so ridiculous!"
"... Although I don't know what you are talking about," I shrugged, "This animation was made by myself when I was free. In three hours and twenty minutes, I collected all kinds of mating styles from ancient times to the present, from the art of the Celestial Arts to the forty-eight neon hands, from the secret of the goddess of love sacrifice in ancient Greece to the pharaoh's sexual consultant manual, from the KGB female agent sex and love tutorial to the top social work in the city of never sleeping, and the healthiest, most effective and pleasant mating positions analyzed after referring to many disciplines such as ergonomics and biopsychology, etc...."
"How idle are you?" Tosaka Rin was stunned when he heard this and roared.
"It's not your business...it's just a counterattack against your previous statement." I pushed my glasses and looked down on Tosaka Rin with indifferent eyes, "No one in the world understands H better than me!"
"There is nothing to be proud of! Why do you and me always talk about sexual harassment!"
"It's all Rin's fault. When I see you, I will think of sexual harassment."
"Yes... is it?" Rin Tosaka's face turned red after hearing this, and then waved his hand with a look of "I really can't help it", "Although I'm really charming, you can't think too much about that kind of thing, if it's occasionally..."
I will complete the unfinished words: "...As soon as I see Rin's infatuated body, I have the urge to tie you up and rub that incompetent chest into D."
"...Dragon-God-Makoto!" So terrible! Tosaka Rin's eyes were so terrible!
I showed a look of fear and shouted loudly: "Mr. Police! Here is a pervert who tries to molest a high school student!"
"Oh! Big Brother!" The orangutan key that came at the right time eliminated Tosaka Rin's crazy. She stared at me fiercely, ignored the orangutan key, picked up a stack of books and walked angrily towards the gate.
The red-haired monkey orangutan guard ran over and said in confusion: "Isn't that Tosaka? Why did the elder brother get together with her?"
"She made a mistake today, beat her up and went to our house later." I said concisely, "Go and help me hold the book."
"Oh." Gorilla Kan scratched his head and ran over to Tosaka Rin, but after a few seconds, he quickly turned back, "Brother... are you bullying someone again? It seems that the two ponytails are very unhappy."
He shook his hair and pinched his throat to imitate Rin Tosaka's tone: "Hmph! I dare not bother you anymore. This is the task assigned by my brother. How dare the little girl not complete it in person!"
...It's so disgusting.
"It's useless." I handed the stack of books in my hand to the orangutan key for him to take it, and then naturally went to get the schoolbag in his hand, "Give me the bag."
"No." A hint of panic flashed in Orangutan Jian's eyes, and he immediately returned to normal, and said in a normal tone, "It's not in the way."
Pretending to be quite like... I sneered in my heart, and then said indifferently: "It's not that you are tired, but that you are unstable to hold the book with one hand and break my book. Take it."
My eyes were extremely calm, without any flaws, and the little finger of the gorilla guard quietly shook twice, and then handed the bag to me calmly. As I expected, I did not show any intention from beginning to end. The gorilla guard did not notice the clues, and he did not dare to persist anymore. If he was entangled with the problem of the backpack, it would easily arouse my suspicion, so the gorilla guard could only pinch his nose and take a risk, and then pray that I would not go through his backpack.
I carried our schoolbags in one hand, turned my head and caught up with Rin Tosaka. I took the book in my hand without saying a word, and handed her the schoolbag: "Help us take it."
Rin Tosaka took it, and I quietly turned around and looked at the orangutan button behind. Obviously, the apes breathed a sigh of relief.
...It's the wisdom of an orangutan.
Chapter completed!