I have always treated H objects with a tolerant attitude. As a young man, he is always interested in these mysterious and beautiful things, and all we have to do is guide, rather than blindly chasing and blocking things. When we tell them that small mattresses are good, big mattresses are harmful to the body, and forced mattresses are destroyed, don’t forget to add another sentence - if you don’t mattresses, you will be heartbroken.

Anyway, that's what I do. Every month I allocated to Orangutan Key, there are expenses for buying H items, and the funds are quite large, which is enough to allow Orangutan Key to spend every fulfilling night in purchase and exchange, and at the same time gain a group of comrade-like friendships - buying H items by yourself is not the whole of youth. Only by exchanging your own treasures with a few best friends after school are the real high school students! Although I have never done such a thing...

Ahhaha...Ahhaha... Now, I feel a little complicated when I say such words...

...How to say it, it's like suddenly discovering that H in H loli refers to a cup rather than a personality.

No, this metaphor is not appropriate. If you have a huge baby face and a big breast, you may be surprised to be happy, but the fact in front of me makes me... what do you say? Sneer? Shocked? Angry? Fear? Gaunt?

It is said that there is such a story circulating in Buddhism across the sea - I transformed into a stone bridge, blown by five hundred years of wind, sunlight, and rain for five hundred years, and this life is in exchange for 100,000 grass mud horses running wildly from above. Although this story is a bit strange, it can fully express the tragedy in someone's heart after the shattering of the fantasy. I always thought that the orangutan key would at least live a peaceful life under my plan, but I seemed to be wrong. This guy kept challenging my bottom line with his lower limit.

This feeling is like going to see Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, and it turns out that it is not a wolf and goat battle, but a Saint Seiji and Sirius are doing X. It's right. It's just a fucking X. It's really a fucking thing. Moon God's Titanium Alloy Dog Eyes. There's a woman with three holes. You don't have to find a man with only two holes. There's a stick in front of you. You have to use the chrysanthemum behind you. Damn, do you think you are a one-yuan coin from the Celestial Empire? Do you think boys can have children? Do you think this is the Kingdom of Women!

... Sorry, the above paragraph is not broken, mainly because the punctuation marks cannot express the slap in my heart. I have to read the whole paragraph from beginning to end to show my anger and roar. This is Yuan... No, the president's anger!

And there is only one reason for anger...the magical thing in the dark matter package. Before this, I had imagined the worst case in my mind, what if it was the Book of Fakes, what if it was the Book of Dharma, what if it was the Book of Hate, what if it was the Paladin's Inauguration Guide, what if it was the Sword of Evil-Repelling Sword, what if it was the Blood of Zhu Yan... In fact, I think I have been fully prepared to deal with everything. Even if my brother is going to participate in the Holy Grail War, or becomes a charlatan, or a dwarf, or a damn Holy Light, or that or a pervert, I can "hehe" accept it, however...

He became a gay man... gay man... gay man... gay man... gay man... gay man... gay man... gay man... gay man... gay man...

"..." Ki, your brother-in-law! Why is the orangutan key so popular among girls turned into a gay guy? Why is this most unlikely behavior that wastes resources become possible! Why! Why! Why! Is that the path that must be passed at the beginning of life is not as good as a stick? Why does the spear that can eject the essence of life have to be inserted into the organ that exhausts the air! The only function of the anal door is excretion, don't you know!

"..." I calmly read the books in my hand quickly, with taboo words, blind illustrations, and Lucifer's crazy laughter. Finally, I breathed out with relief. Fortunately... there was no plot of brothers.

...I suddenly felt so disgusting. I had lived with such a distorted guy as if nothing had happened.

Calm calm calm calm calm calm calm now... What you need to do is to simulate world-weary emotions and sit in front of the computer, waiting for the mysterious dialog box with words such as "Do you want to truly live?" to pop up, then click "Yes" to enter a world that only the big light ball knows, and then fight continuously in the endless world of reincarnation, looking for ways to change all this...

No, no, this efficiency is too low. In short, I'd better go to the Doctor Cat first to ask for a time machine to go back to the past... No, I don't know when the orangutan key will develop this reckless interest!

...It is indeed better to participate in the Holy Grail War. Let’s solve these problems once and for all.

The sound of running upstairs came from my ears. The footsteps belonged to the gorilla key - my glasses reflected a cold light, and I looked indifferently at the direction of the door. The door was not even closed. Soon, the gorilla key pushed the door and entered: "Brother--"

I slowly placed a few books on the table in response to his shocked gaze. Looking at the gorilla key with a look of looking at the dung beetle, I said indifferently: "It seems that I still underestimate your lower limit... the gorilla key."

"...So that's it, my brother knows it." Gorilla Jian lowered his head slightly, making me unable to see his eyes clearly. Then, he slowly raised his head, "Nah, what attitude does my brother have towards this kind of hobby?"

"Disgusting, death, reptile, filth, evil path, scum, heresy, pervert, incomplete evolutionary Aruba life form, high school student in the fairy forest, abandoned baby of the Trek-Blue Taurus, murderer of the blocked septic tank of Dalaran, chimpanzees with yin and yang disorder, super cockroach star man who is more powerful than Chunyuan, coelenteric animals that degenerate three times a day, even the dung beetle can despise your stupid single cell, Astria can be your teacher, Xiaoji can teach you how to talk, the seventh apostle will crash when you look up, the Pacific plate will riot when you look down, the spear of the thorn will change the target because of you, and the atomic bomb will automatically explode when you see you..."

"Enough!" Gorilla Kan shouted, then he clenched his fists, "Since you have been discovered by your elder brother... Since you have been discovered by your elder brother... Even if you are not interested in your brother's attack, I have to use this method to drag your elder brother into the water!"

He walked slowly towards me, a tragic smile appeared on his face, and I held my eyes: "What do you want to do? Are you not afraid that I will make a loud noise to disturb my mother?"

"It's okay, just tie up the elder brother and block your mouth." Gorilla Jian gritted his teeth.

"..." I pushed my glasses, and the light that must be killed flashed, "It makes sense."

A minute later, the orangutan key was tied up by me and hung in the air. I smiled coldly: "The wisdom of the orangutan."
Chapter completed!