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The supernatural creature named Dragon God Key has a primate creature in appearance and a gorilla in essence. One eighth of the genes come from coelenteric organisms. They can excrete, become estrus, are often brain-dead, have an IQ of paramecium, and are disgusting. Although it looks harmless, it has a huge hidden danger coefficient. It can quickly move to the target without the attention of the organism, and then use its huge [beep--] to penetrate the target creature's [beep--] and have the hobby of piercing the enemy.

Overall, this guy is extremely aggressive, has a very strong taste, and has a very disgusting habit, and has deteriorated three times a day.

It is said that as long as he is willing, he can degenerate from a primate breastfeeding organism into quarks in half a month, or directly annihilate it into pure energy, and even the residue will not be left behind - in short, this creature that is my brother is so terrible in theory.

Based on my contempt for this creature, I sat opposite him, next to Rin Tosaka. Of course, this behavior is not fear. Are you afraid of it because you are afraid of it? But this meal was very strange. The orangutan key was obviously scared. Rin Tosaka for some reason was also very reserved. My mother always looked at Rin Tosaka and me, and her smile was very strange...

That's right... We left Rin Tosaka for dinner - both parents of Twin Ponytails are far away in the UK, living here alone, and the guardian is Father Mapo, that is, Kirei Yonemoto. As for her family composition..., I won't say much about it here. In short, just remember it. Those who can have a little connection with Tenki Academy will definitely not be normal people...

My mother looked at me, then looked at Rin Tosaka, and suddenly said in a daze: "It's so good..."

Tosaka Rin next to him almost squirted, coughed violently, blushed and lowered her head without saying anything. I glanced at her and looked at her mother again: "...My mother, although there are all males in the family, it is really monotonous, but you are no longer suitable for reproduction."

As soon as he finished speaking, the gorilla guard covered his face weakly. Tosaka Rin sighed quietly. His mother stared at me for a while, and suddenly said sadly: "...Is it really a jealous talent? Is the bloodline of the Dragon God family really depends on the stupid second son? It is rare for nine generations to pass on the inheritance, and finally a genetic mutation against the heavens occurred, sending a descendant of a genius like a monster..."

...Ahem, my mother, family scandals should not be made public. Although the orangutan bond is upward, father, grandpa, grandpa, grandpa, grandpa, etc. seem to be hopeless idiots, but such words cannot be said in front of outsiders!

Core-chanjian protested with heartache: "Mom! Please don't say such hurtful words! Even if we are all fools, isn't the Dragon God family coming here from generation to generation?"

Admit it! The fool who admits that he is a fool is the stupid fool! Have you surrendered to fate? And... As a gay man, can you really let your mother hold your grandson? Are you planning to marry Qu Lin Jingshu? Guess!

"Anyway, that's it... Cheng, although Jian is a hopeless muscular idiot, we are more worried about it. You are indeed the ones we are more worried about." My mother looked at me with a very troubled expression, "High school students should enjoy their youth. Exchange H books with friends, lock themselves in the room and secretly watch A films, and quickly consume tissues at a box of three days..."

"Don't worry, Mother, even if I don't, I will live happily." I pushed my glasses, and the light of killing flashed. "I have many better and more playable toys than those boring things."

Orangutan Jian and Tosaka Rin shivered together. When they saw my eyes sweeping over, they could only nod their heads happily (sad and angry) to agree.

"Well...even if that's the case, Cheng has to consider his girlfriend." The mother smiled slightly, "Whether it is your grandfather or grandfather, you are going to arrange a marriage for you. If you have someone you like, you must hurry up and block their mouths..."

After saying that, the mother's eyes glanced at Tosaka's body vaguely, and the gorilla guards protested loudly next to her: "...This is unfair! Why are both grandfather and grandfather so concerned about their elder brother's marriage! Am I raised by my stepmother?"

"This... because grandma said, 'Jian's idiot is the same as his father and grandfather. Although he is so stupid, he never has to worry about not being able to find a wife. Cheng is different. The Dragon God family finally had a genius grandson. No matter how you do your best to change the fate of idiots, you must pass down the precious bloodline.'" the mother smiled, "So Jian doesn't need to worry at all. Grandpa's family also holds the same view on this."

"...Let's forget it." I thought about it, and then said indifferently, "The candidates arranged by grandpa and grandpa are nothing more than those of the eldest lady, the witch and the Onmyoji. Those kind of guys must not get along with me. What should I do if I make her angry (play with her)? It shouldn't be a good candidate for being a fiancée (toy).

"Well, I'm just telling you. If you didn't find a girlfriend before, you would be forced to go back to your hometown for a blind date." The mother smiled mysteriously, "Although Cheng is very powerful, he is not good at dealing with elders."

...That's right, two old thieves... It's okay for the old man. I really can't handle the words of my grandmother and grandmother. After all, the loving smiles of the old ladies are really difficult to deal with in all senses.

"So, according to the plot of the love novel..." I thought for a while, pushed my glasses, and turned to Rin Tosaka, "Rin, how about pretending to be my girlfriend?"

"Prespect... pretending to be a girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl,

Hey hey hey, I said it was just a fake. Do you dare to say out loud what you think of?
Chapter completed!