Chapter 36 The foodie nun can't be looking for me
"Wuwuwuwu... Chengjun!" After eating the twenty-first slice of barbecue, Indyx suddenly looked over with tears in his eyes. By the way, she always called me "Science-side Catalog". Whenever she called me "Chengjun", it basically means that she had something to ask for me, "I'm going to die! I'm going to die!"
"Oh? I heard that the 103,000 original magic book is indeed a scam. It doesn't matter. Just wash your brain once a year." I pushed my glasses and the flash of killing light appeared. "I recently developed a memory canceller, which is simple and portable. Just take a photo. You will forget what your mother calls you. I am going to sell the patent to the Man in Black organization under the San Diego Company... How about it, do you want to experience it in advance?"
"...I'm not talking about this! And it wasn't you who told me back then that there was no such thing as 'accounting for 85% of the brain capacity so it takes me to clean my memory once a year'?" Indyx bulged his cheeks.
"Is there?" I pushed my glasses and pretended to be innocent. "Although from a scientific point of view, the statements of the scientific blind people in the British Puritanism really make people laugh, but what you put in your head is like a hundred three thousand original devil. Such an unscientific existence must be explained by science, so brainwashing."
"Don't say such terrible things as if nothing had happened!" Indyx knocked on the table, "What I want to say is that Chengjun's barbecue is so delicious! What should I do if Indyx remembers this taste of this barbecue in the future! You will definitely be tortured to death by the inner appetite and hunger! Chengjun! I'm about to die! What do you think you should do!"
——This guy, he looks like "Adopting me quickly", there must be a limit to malicious cuteness, you foodie.
——But then again, barbecue and other things can indeed tempt non-human creatures to sign a contract that is unhappy and moral. The Long family is really not bullying me. I think if I propose a deal like "a piece of barbecue for another original devil's teaching", this crazy foodie will definitely nod without hesitation.
"Gluttony is the original sin, nun." I pushed my glasses and cruelly refused, "So you'd better die."
"Hey! This is different from the plot that was said! Chengjun shouldn't have said as it was on TV, or just say something gentle, "I really can't do anything to you. If you want to eat meat, just come and find me?" This is the request of a innocent girl!" Indyx widened his green eyes, looking incredible, "You should respond in a more handsome way!"
"I refuse." I pushed my glasses, and the light flashed, and the voice was dull, as usual.
"Did you refuse handsomely?" Miss Directory looked at me in surprise, "How can this person be like this!"
——I am a man who wants to make a battle axe.
So, it's not me that among the special people in the world who have absolutely remembered and remembered many postures, Indyx is the most useless one. Although he is the same as Wang Yuyan of the Heavenly Dynasty, the martial arts ban and book catalog is very accurate and good at teaching people. He is completely qualified to teach in the martial arts academy of Jixia Academy - unlike her, she ate and drank everywhere in Tianqi Academy and asked her to go to the magic side of the school to be a lecturer or consultant, but she refused and said that the content of the original text should not be taught to others easily...
The result is... Now in a state of being cute and foraging, I have no sense of knowledge guardians at all. Instead, I continue to attract many bastards who have some intentions about taboo knowledge to come to the school to commit suicide. Then, I want to reiterate that I hate the so-called "scientific ban·catalog" very much. I clearly don't follow them all the way!
——That title is even more hateful than the title of "Benzicheng".
Suzuki Yuriko has been listening to us, and in addition to that, she just lowered her head and ate meat - she didn't know if her silence was because she couldn't get into it or was too lazy to interrupt, but if she was a friend, Indyx was one of her few friends.
Of course, in my eyes, this so-called friendship relationship is not much different from a breeder and a pet.
Anyway, if you really can't find something to eat, you will go to Yuriko's house for free. There are many foodies nuns like this. She and Belgris are called the two foodies in Tenki Academy. Specifically, why can you eat everything? By the way, she is the ashes VIP of Fukukawa Bakery. The middle-aged uncle often gives bread that he can't sell every day to Index for free. In addition, members of the Dark Cuisine Research Society often give carefully prepared food to Index tasting, especially Himeji's elaborate production and Tsukamoto Tenman's wonderful rice balls...
To some extent, she is a terrible existence comparable to Belgris.
"Indyx, I remember that the reason why you are very edible is because the magic books recorded in your brain are consuming your energy all the time." I pushed my glasses and smiled slightly, "Then I have a good idea to recommend it to you. From now on, I will ask Huangwuyuan to send a few boxes of military high-energy compressed biscuits - it is said that after eating twelve compressed biscuits in a row and then drinking two bottles of water, you can maintain the rationality of a gluttonous day to the lowest possible day. It is very suitable for you."
"Really?" Indyx's eyes lit up suddenly. "Can you fill your stomach?"
"Hey, the Huangwuyuan you mentioned is not Yuyang, the Huangwuyuan." Yuriko talked rare, "...it's that guy, I remember her, did she bother others just for a few boxes of compressed biscuits? You guy."
"I'm talking about containers." I put down the knife and fork, pushed the remaining barbecue from the plate to Indyx, wiping my mouth with a tissue next to me, "A few boxes of compressed biscuits are not enough for her to eat in a week."
Yuriko opened her mouth and showed a sad expression.
——I can understand her mood at the moment. I want to complain but don’t know where to start vomiting. It’s as helpless as if I want to defecate but don’t know which muscle to start exerting force.
...How could I use such a curious metaphor? Only the same vulgar Ginhachi Sakata, who is also vulgar, will speak this kind of vulgar story.
"Yeah... the science-side directory! After eating, Indyx suddenly remembered, I had something important to tell you!" Indyx swallowed the barbecue in his mouth, and then seemed to remember something, and suddenly said, "I almost forgot! Many ancient demon souls escaped from hell, maybe they have arrived at our school! Grandpa Chuan Shen asked me to tell you, don't participate in this matter easily. Humans today should not have too much interaction with demons!"
Chapter completed!