PS: Ah, I posted it once in the last three or four days. Think about the last time I distributed it, it’s almost a month since (dry laughing), ah, ah, haha, this thing is lazy... Well, this is probably the last large-scale distribution. If you want to keep an email, you can speed up and make sure you are qualified...Above.

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Long Shencheng once commented on the three old, middle-aged and small apes at home like this.

The reason why apes are called apes is because they take one step at a time and are so simple that they are outrageous.

This is undoubtedly a pertinent evaluation, because the baboon Zhi received the promise of Gintoki and immediately threw the fear of being missed. He was so simple that he simply believed that Gintoki would do his best to help him escape after being threatened by him. Their comrades joined forces to face the common strong enemy - unfortunately, Gintoki Sakata has always had the reputation of messing with the silver stick in cheating. As he said, Shirata Yasha was never threatened.

The baboon Zhi, who didn't know Gintoki was going to trick him again, walked out of the toilet with a refreshing look on his face. He was even humming a small song - everyone expressed his surprise, his face was very strange, he was sweating heavily when he entered the toilet, and his face was solemn when he left the toilet, and he looked refreshed after he left the toilet...

"Have you just got in and fucked a shot?" Lin Qi went upstairs to check it out habitually. Long Shencheng said dirty jokes without any taboos. As for Naiyazi present, he was ignored normally. "You are so anxious and eager to burn your body, just to be happy for a moment, not afraid of being kicked out of bed if you can't pay the imperial grain at night?"

"Fuck! How can you, a little boy with no power to tie a chicken to know the wonders of the realm of the Martial God! You, I have reached the state of refining the spirit and turning the emptiness. How can I just activate blood and produce essence? There are no broken fields, only exhausted cows? This statement only applies to ordinary people. This cow can overturn the entire land!" The baboon shook his head disdainfully, and then laughed wildly. The cultivation of martial arts is probably the only place where he can make fun of his eldest son. "You idiot can't even gather a mouthful of internal breath. In the future, my wife will urge you to do it. See how you handle the job! Ah hahahahahahahahahaha..."

"What are you talking about? So happy." Lin Yan's voice came from the entrance of the stairs.

The baboon stopped lustful - the evil smile immediately stopped and instantly changed to a gentle smile like a model husband: "It's nothing, just discuss it with Cheng and the others..."

Long Shencheng pushed his glasses and said indifferently: "Lin Qiong, my father just said that even if he generates electricity by himself three hundred times a day, he can give you to him at night..."

"Ah hahahahaha!" Zhi suddenly laughed a few times, and a brilliant inner energy contained in his voice. With one move, Changhong forced his eldest son's cheating words back into his stomach. Long Shencheng also reacted very quickly and immediately added an electromagnetic defense field to himself and continued: "Those who said just now, Zhi was in the toilet..."

"Lin Qi!" Baboon Zhi shouted again. Although he could not stop his eldest son's words again, he still relied on his loud voice to attract everyone's attention to him. The head of the Long Shen family took a long breath, and a tragic look appeared on his face. He gave a thumbs up and smiled at his long-haired wife, "I just pulled a steaming piece of Xiang in the toilet!"

"Puff!" A dull sound rang in the living room, and Zhi's body arched into a shrimp-shaped shape. Everyone felt a flash in front of their eyes and saw Lin Wei's right hand sinking deeply into Zhi's lower abdomen - the baboon Zhi. The strong man finally made a subconscious hoo sound, and then it softened to the ground, spitting suspicious white foam in his mouth.

Lin Qi smiled gently: "Dear, I'm talking nonsense again."

The powerful courage exuded at that moment made the gorilla guard shudder and shrink his body. Seeing his flashing eyes, there was both sympathy for his father and fear of the lessons of the past. I think these days have made him deeply realize that his mother is a good mother and a good wife, but Lin Qi's type is not suitable for him...

As for Long Shencheng, he has a cold face that has remained unchanged for thousands of years, and is unmoved by what happened in front of him. No, it should be said that this guy can mercilessly add to the ghost elementary school student carrying a big schoolbag and the dirty-minded Principal Wushen. It should be because of his family's origins. All Lai Lin Ding has been influenced by his eyes and taught by example and by example...

"Dear, don't do strange things..." After the fight, Lin Jian actually helped his husband up as if nothing had happened, and patted the dust that did not exist. "Go and change some clothes, you're about to leave..."

Long Shencheng pushed his glasses: "Stop, I didn't hear the sound of flushing just now. Have you just defecated?"

Oops! The face of the baboon Zhi changed. Lin Fenghui came back and was completely aware of the clues. If he continued to find the flaws... He was so scared that he was sweating in cold sweat. The clams laughed three times and rushed to the toilet. He pressed the flush button to the end. He heard the rushing sound of the water flowing out at a rapid speed. He let out a breath, it was so dangerous...

"Why are you so anxious? It's like you're pulling out an alien, busy destroying the evidence?" At some point, Long Shencheng appeared in front of the toilet door and looked at him sinisterly.

"What are you saying, it's just smelly, I'm afraid you'll be smearing you." Zhi covered his mouth with his right hand, and his left hand waved to his son like Obasan, "You kid are always so suspicious. What evidence do I want to destroy?"

"I don't know, I just want to tell you something." Cheng smiled slightly, "Actually, you had flushed before."

The sound seemed to be lost between heaven and earth, and his face became stiff.

Long Shencheng looked at his father calmly: "Have you talked to him?"

The baboon subconsciously nodded, but the warrior's intuition defeated the subconscious mind. He smiled exactly like usual: "What are you saying? Who did you talk to? Do you have paranoia for your child?"

"Huh?" Long Shencheng pretended to be surprised, "I didn't seem to say that anyone wanted to harm me."

...Fuck! The baboon just wanted to slap himself in the face.

And it wasn't over yet, Cheng smiled faintly: "I want to tell my father something. I was lying to you just now. You really didn't flush it-ah, since yesterday, your condition has been very strange. What are you planning?"

Before the baboon could answer, Long Shencheng turned around and left on his own.

"I'm still so proud... I'm really my son. But are you sure that this time it will end smoothly? Cheng, I'm your father, knowing you even more than you imagined..." Zhi looked at the door blankly and suddenly laughed with emotion, "Hou-guard... What's the point? When I was young, I was delusional to make everyone happy, looking forward to embracing Hong Yicui, dreaming of beauty surrounding me, but now I'm staying with my first wife, the eldest son is the world, and the second son can inherit the Taoist throne. Such a life may not be much worse than the Hou-guard suffix..."

"So, my son, how many hearts can you bear and how many people can you give a perfect ending? Let everyone be happy, hum, I really dare to say..."
Chapter completed!