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Valentine's Day Special: Hold your hand and drag it to feed the dog

PS1: Well, I wrote a special edition casually... I originally wanted to focus on burning people, but after thinking about it carefully, according to my settings, there is really nothing to burn...

PS2: Sure enough, it’s better to go out for barbecue today...

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This happened in the third semester of the first year of high school.

February 14th.

Valentine's Day, also known as St. Valentine's Day or St. Valentine's Day, is one of the traditional Western festivals. This is a day about love, romance and chocolate. Men and women give gifts to each other to express love or friendship, and after making a vow of shameless and unmatched relationship, it is simply unsightly and difficult to look at.

In Japan, there are also such evil days. In fact, compared with the implicit Chinese Christmas Day in China, Neon people obviously prefer the unrestrained and shameless Valentine's Day in the West. On this day, girls gave boys various names of chocolates, and then boys had to give gifts on White Valentine's Day on March 14th. Although the White Valentine's Day statement was just an unscrupulous hype by a group of Japanese candy merchants in 1977, with Neon's unsolvable cultural soft power - such as romance action movies, entertainment notebooks and physiological health education games - the White Valentine's Day statement actually feeds back to the West and is accepted by more people.

Well, when it comes to Valentine's Day, you might as well explain the setting of the country. China can be called Valentine's Day. There should be three festivals, Qixi, Lantern Festival and Shangsi Festival. Tragic is that during the Lantern Festival, the people of Ming Dynasty were keen to ignite various explosives madly with lanterns, while Shangsi Festival disappeared early in the increasingly severe defense of ethics in the Southern Song Dynasty. As for the Qixi Festival - well, although the Qixi Festival is just a day to beg for skills, it is indeed the most suitable Chinese Valentine's Day from the legend and setting. But what is sad is that there is a story that casts the Chinese Valentine's Day with a malice from the Holy King.

As we all know, the Holy King was revived for four hundred years. This Grand Master Sun established Jixia, enlightened the people's wisdom, promoted hundreds of schools and passed on the unique skills of all ages. But he was a little strange about men and women. How do you say it...

Well, for example, the Taishi still has such a pair of ink treasures in the former residence. According to legend, the Holy King wrote it drunk on the night of the Qixi Festival. The four sentences and sixteen words have no rhymes, and their literary talent is not romantic. The only thing that can be praised is that even after four hundred years of wind and rain, these sixteen words are still sharp. When the mind flows and burns everything, you will feel that your soul is faintly hot.

What are the sixteen words?

——How to relieve worries on the long night of the Chinese Valentine's Day? Hold your hand and drag it to feed the dog.

For example, it was on this Chinese Valentine's Day that Master Sun understood the violent and unrestrained Red Lotus Karma Fire Sword Qi.

The so-called red lotus karma fire is the fire of burning sin. The sins are not exhausted and the karma fire is not extinguished.

"... So, most of the deeds of historical celebrities come from far-fetched whitewashings by later generations. I think it is better to say that Master Sun looked up at the starry sky on the night of the Chinese Valentine's Day, thinking of domineering words such as 'Everything is born to nourish people, and no one can repay the sky', and thus understand the sword energy of the Red Lotus Karma Fire," Long Shencheng pushed his glasses and said lightly, "Sun Yang is also a womanless person. When he looked at the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl at night, he was filled with thoughts such as 'I want to burn people so much, I really want to burn people', so I can understand the thoughts, and a wave of nameless fire tumbling into the sword energy of the Red Lotus Karma Fire that is thrust into the sword energy of the Red Lotus Karma Fire, giving improper interactions with the opposite sex to punish me... This setting seems more touching, and at least I have a feeling of lingering with the same disease."

He sighed like this and made a message on Twitter: "The Holy King Sun Yang once said: There is nothing more powerful in the world than love, except for the true Red Lotus Karma Fire Sword Qi - Yes, the true Sun doesn't want to see you, to be precise, he doesn't want to see any scum."

He posted one, thought about it, and added another one: "The Grand Master once said: Ninety percent of the famous quotes on the Internet are nonsense."

"The above statement said that once on the Chinese Valentine's Day, Xu Lao Er wanted to elope with Old Man Li's third granddaughter and asked me to have a relationship, so I beat him up and sent him to the Duke's mansion in person. Tsk tsk, at that time, the men were drinking in the main hall, and the women were begging for a good time in the backyard to have a heart-to-heart talk. When the whole family saw this scene, their expression was so amazing. After I went back, I ate three bowls of rice in a row!

A voice with a smile sounded behind him.

Long Shencheng's hair was full of hair, without any sound or warning, and a man appeared behind him without warning.

There was no movement in the security system of the entire Dragon God House, and time and space seemed to be still.

He pushed his glasses, took a deep breath, and turned around. A man in white, who was as beautiful as a jade, was looking at him with a smile.

"Is it a dream?" Long Shencheng said lightly.

"Smart. Although I have been dead for a long time, I have to do some tricks and a mere earth consciousness can't be erased." The man in white smiled slightly. He couldn't call him a handsome man, but he always remembered at a glance that a peerless magical sword that was brought into the sheath - this is Long Shencheng's first impression of the uninvited guest.

"No need to be nervous, I just want to get to know you, so I won't be able to see Sun." Sun Yang smiled and spread his hands, "What's the big surprise?"

"You're not dead?"

"That depends on how you define death." Sun Yang smiled mysteriously, looked at Long Shencheng carefully, raised his eyebrows without hiding his surprise at all, "This time the newcomer is of good quality."

Long Shencheng frowned. He didn't like this feeling of being unaware of the truth.

"Don't be nervous, I will appear in front of you, just because there is a possibility in you, that's all. In the future of countless branches, you may die for something, may live happily with the one you love, and may... walk on my old path, so I followed the rules and used some small means to give you some... as the experience and advice of the old senior."

He said, "Your soul is so powerful, Tiansha's plug-in... Well, because your soul is too strong, you will wake up soon, so I can only say a long story short. How do you say it... You seem to be confused, don't understand the meaning of life, don't know what it means to truly live - don't look at me with that kind of eyes, I am neither a insurance seller nor a pyramid scheme, nor will I pull you into a light ball world..."

The Holy King spread his hands: "Tell me my story... At the beginning, I was just an ordinary person, the kind of person on the streets were full of the ground, without any talent, and I didn't believe it? I was indeed an ordinary person at first, neither stupid nor smart, neither weak nor strong, my original life trajectory should be to spend my life ordinary. But fate was impermanent, and I got involved in some bad things, so I began to change myself, even if I could resist the impermanent fate a little bit, and then I began to try to make the people around me stronger together, so that more people would face their fate.

At least there is a force of force. We are walking step by step. Some people fall down, some people join, we become stronger, we reflect, we accept, we abandon... More and more people join us, fools become enlightened, weak people become strong, cowardly people become brave, everyone is changing, I am also changing, I have changed a lot, many people have also changed a lot, I have changed myself, and then I have tried to change a few people, dozens, hundreds... Then I realized, Ah, unknowingly, I have changed the whole country."

His smile gradually became warmer, and his eyes contained unshakable pride. He seemed to be a child, showing off his most proud toy: "Ordinary people, this is called defiance of the heavens, this is defiance of the heavens."

"As for you, my friend, your starting point is a little higher than me, so naturally you don't need to follow my old path. You have no struggle and cannot use perseverance to sharpen your mind, so why not continue to stick to your own path? Your idea is right." Sun Yang patted Long Shencheng's shoulder, "Continue, there is no need to hesitate, you can change others'. Every person who has been changed by you will pass a little bit of the light of your soul to you, slowly fill in the void in your heart, and you will be able to figure it out one day..."

"But..." Long Shencheng wanted to speak, but in an instant, the sky turned dizzy. He suddenly raised his head. The room was silent. It turned out that he was sleeping in front of the computer desk for some reason. Where was Sun Yang's shadow around him?

"...Is it because I've been masturbating too much?" Long Shencheng shook his head, "Forget it, eat, go to school, and burn people!"

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"Yoyo, Valentine's Day, a wonderful day! Dragon, who can be called the killer of the school idol girl! God! Yes! How many chocolates will I receive today? Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehesheheheheshehehesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshe

"Do you know, Gintoki." Makoto put his hand on his natural curled shoulder and said deeply, "Today is February 14th, Valentine's Day. Gintoki, recall that in your long and useless life, childhood, youth, young, and middle-aged, although this life is full of filth and decadence, at a certain time and at a certain place, you will still have some youthful and ignorant yearning for your younger sister next door, classmates in class, colleagues when working, and partners after work..."

"Ah... it seems that's true. Don't look at Yinsang, I used to be from my innocent youth." Yinshi's old face turned slightly red, and even his voice was lowered a little. He dug his nose, "Why are you asking this?"

"I just want you to imagine... Look, today is Valentine's Day, right?"

"yes."

"Have you ever thought about the childhood sweethearts you have longed for, the goddess you have secretly loved, the deskmate whom you liked during your school days, and even the beauty you have occasionally seen recently... the girl you have more or less moved by in your life..." Long Shencheng said this inspiring words, which successfully aroused Gintoe's imagination.

Then, the Great Demon King showed a bad-like smile like an evil party.

"...Those women, girls you secretly admire but never take action, only those women who dare to exist in their imagination. On every Valentine's Day in these years, they will be pressed under a man you don't know in hotels, parks, sports equipment rooms, etc., and let the other party stand in a majestic and firm manner in their bodies, making a conquered sarcastic sound of satisfaction... Isn't it exciting to think about it like this? Gintoki?"

Gintoki spitted out a mouthful of old blood on his face, suddenly let out a beast-like wail, and rolled and crawled away.

Long Shencheng waved with a smile: "Mr. Sakata, happy Valentine's Day!"

"You little beast, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"What are you looking at!" Long Shencheng pushed his glasses and looked around, frightening the onlookers to scatter. The Great Demon King's declaration echoed in Tianqi, "Listen! The fourth rule of Tianqi's school rules is the first, and it will die if you don't have pure interactions with the opposite sex!"
Chapter completed!
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