PS1: I wrote the wrong chapter in the previous chapter, it was Ryunosuke Yuzuki. Hey, I clearly modified it, but I haven't changed it all day, so what are you going to do?

PS2: Well, yes, Suzaku Yu wrote the BADEND of Fan Ren Yu Chiyo. Although it is different from the catastrophe I imagined for, it is still very touching. It is placed in the top of the book review area, so you can take a look.

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In this life, people always encounter moments that catch themselves off guard, such as the moment when they suddenly find that the black silk murderous girl who had just met for a few days is about to travel through time and space, the moment when they suddenly find that their younger brother is a gay man, the moment when they suddenly find that their younger brother becomes a sister, and... when they wake up and suddenly find that a girl is sleeping beside them.

How long has it been since I encountered this?

A few years ago, I controlled all the factors and variables of the body within a controllable range, and walked, sat and lying down mechanically. All the results can be predicted. The only thing full of variables is the brainstorming that never stops. Sleep is only a necessary measure to relax the body and cultivate the spirit. The physical functioning state is adjusted during sleep. When to fall asleep and when to wake up, it is accurate to the second. There will be no discomfort when waking up, because all the factors that cause physical discomfort have been eliminated without a trace...

But today, when I woke up, I found that something was wrong with my physical condition.

——Everyone knows that if you maintain a state of oneself for a long time and make the body completely accustomed to the same changes, then even a trace of abnormality will be enlarged mentally to a considerable extent on this basis...

"The head hurts a little... I remembered a little last night... Oh, yes, I've drunk alcohol, and the minor was drunk..." Long Shencheng bounced his forehead and recalled a little about the previous situation. "The baboon Zhi got the wine brewed by the mountain ape monster demon from somewhere. He got drunk before he could take the anti-alias medicine. Tsk, indeed, human physical fitness cannot resist the wine brewed by the monster..."

Speaking of last night's situation, it was like a carnival. When Makoto and Chihiro, who had enough food and drink at the Vampire Ninja party drove home, a small party was held in full swing. Obviously, the ignorant Miss Yujian brought an extremely exaggerated logistics team, and all kinds of precious ingredients were delivered like flowing water. The highest-level A-5 Omi beef was randomly placed on the barbecue rack by two crappy chefs, Baboon Stone and Orangutan Knot. The precious spices that cost more than gold were squandered like salt. If it were a glutton like Artoria who encountered this situation, she would have to poke the two apes to their brains to burst. Even if Long Shencheng saw it, she would scold him for being a waste of resources.

Long Shencheng, who has been at home for many years, took over the job of barbecue, but in a blink of an eye he was pulled into the battle group for drinking.

It would be fine if it was an ordinary mortal wine. Long Shencheng's physical fitness has been developed to the limit of mortals. With the nanorobot pills used for sobering up, he could not get drunk for a thousand cups. But this time, Baboon Zhi got the legendary wine from somewhere - the ancient Yungang Ape is good at wine and color, picking wild fruits to ferment into wine, and becoming a monkey wine. The goods obtained by Baboon Zhi were even more powerful than the mountain monkey monster. It tasted more wonderful, with rich and mellow flavor, and was extremely sweet. After drinking, there was no smell of wine, but the mind and body were light. Even when drunk, it was like sleeping in spring, without headaches and fever, but just fell asleep peacefully, feeling very comfortable, and after waking up, you will only feel refreshed, with clear ears and clear eyes - of course, for warriors.

Unfortunately, except Lin Qi, there was only Long Shencheng present, who was a mortal without internal energy to protect him...

So, the memory blurred after drinking a bottle of Monkey. When I opened my eyes again, there was a ceiling that I didn’t recognize in front of me. It was strange, it was still my own bedroom, but it felt a little different...

Ah, no matter what, it is worthy of being the famous Monkey Wine. There is not much discomfort on the body, and the wine smells nothing. Instead, there is a faint fragrance, as attractive as a girl's body fragrance. Well, the bed is also covered with the same smell...

It’s rare to be drunk... I don’t know what I am drunk like. According to the usual settings, shouldn’t I do something amazing when I am drunk? Let’s ask... Long Shencheng shook his head slightly, took a few deep breaths, and slowly adjusted his body to the best state.

So, I kept asking, what is the bulging object in the quilt next to me? My thighs are pressed against me, and I feel very soft and warm...

etc.

Long Shencheng finally returned to his previous calculation speed, and his face suddenly became stiff.

Various thoughts surged out in one go, awakening the entire cerebral cortex at a speed of lightning in one second. The storm in the brain roared violently, and various dangerous words popped out one by one. He took a deep breath, stretched out his trembling hand, grabbed the white quilt, and pulled it gently...

A gorgeous and dazzling purple hair was softly dispersed. The girl in white pajamas frowned gently. The warm sunlight shone on her body. The girl's eyes were still closed, but she just twisted her body slightly and murmured: "Cheng, good morning, let me sleep for a while. I fell asleep for a long time last night..."

Long Shencheng calmly pulled the quilt up again.

Then……

A death happened!

What's going on? Bastard! Although it's not the orangutan key or Chihiro is really the smoke coming out of the tombs of the ancestors of the Dragon God family, why does Mingye appear here? And what's the ambiguous words that are extremely meaningful! Have you made it? Have you cooked the rice? Have you cooked it? Do you have to make up your ticket after getting on the bus? Do you have to get married with your child? Is the wedding a good style, Chinese style or Western style? What name do you want to give a child?

There was chaos in my mind.

It was so dying, and a knock on the door sounded: "Cheng? Have you woken up? Although mom also hopes that you will sleep in occasionally, it is time to get up! Mom has already prepared breakfast, come out and eat..."

Lin Qi naturally pushed open the door.

This is the scene that comes into my mother's eyes.

Her proud eldest son was sitting on the bed, with a dazed and sleepy expression, as if he hadn't woken up. Although this expression appeared on Cheng's face was extremely strange, his son showed a rare human touch. The white and soft quilt was piled on one side, bulging and looking a little strange. Her eyes moved down and...

She saw two white calves stretched out from the quilt, and ten toes were curled up cutely like crystal pearls. She rubbed her eyes and confirmed that her son was exposed outside in pajamas, and was visible from head to toe. This shows that the quilt actually...

"...Are you already full??" Lin Jian smiled stiffly and gently brought the door. "It's really disturbing, but I'm really late..."
Chapter completed!