PS: Tsk, it's a little late, but it's not bad. The second update is from 6:30 to 7:00 pm.

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Last night, while you were drunk, did something big?

Long Shencheng's first reaction was that the chaotic sex incident after drinking last night was discovered by the omnipresent Black Tong Magic Mirror, and subconsciously wanted to kill someone to silence him. Then he thought about it again - Ming Ye said nothing happened. With her personality, of course she would not lie. Then Mr. Long Shen did not lose his precious chastity and integrity last night, so...

Nothing happened, it was completely alarmist, I thought too much, I did it, hahahahahaha, nothing happened, go to the moon to take refuge? What kind of international joke is that I didn’t drink snow frog tiger bone soup…

etc.

He suddenly thought of Ming Ye’s previous explanation.

You were drunk last night and had a lot of trouble and it took a long time to fall asleep.

It's very riot... it's very awesome... it's very awesome...

Long Shencheng's expression froze, calming his voice as much as possible: "Send...what happened? I got drunk last night and woke up and remembered nothing."

"... Then you'd better remember. It's said that wine is a timid person. You are not timid at all. You just have a little bit of emotional problems. It seems that this small flaw has been completely compensated by the effect of the wine." Kurokigan also said, "You can figure out what you did last night with your spine thinking. In short, many girls patrolled the road of the school gate - the president's office, as if nothing had happened, and there were a few men who were protruding their heads... Oh fuck!"

The communication came to an abrupt end.

"Hey! It's done! It's done!" Long Shencheng shouted a few times, suddenly turned his head, Ming Ye stared at him motionlessly. Seeing him looking over, he turned his head slightly, "What's wrong?"

"...What did I do last night? I was just before I fell asleep." Long Shencheng pushed his glasses with guilt.

Mingye thought for a while, and then organized a little speech: "After getting drunk, Cheng got Aunt Lin as fast as possible, and then Mr. Zhi sent him back to the bedroom, and then started a carnival. You burst out Mr. Zhi and Jian's black history at the banquet, pulled Qianxun to drink, and finally let everyone sing and dance, and if you don't follow him, you will shoot the Vulcan cannon... Cheng, it seems that you have a lot of experience in security. Although the yard is obviously very ordinary, a heavy firepower of a corps is buried..."

"Then, except for me, everyone is basically drunk. You sit on the wall alone, talking to yourself, calling and laughing, and talking nonsense that is difficult to distinguish between true and false..." Ming Ye said this, suddenly stretched out his arms and hugged Long Shencheng. "Actually, it is nonsense that is difficult to distinguish between true and false, but I think it should be true. You are a hero who protects everyone, and heroes should not bear everything alone. Cheng, I don't know how good I can do, but at least..."

"... Did I keep talking nonsense last night?" Long Shencheng patted Mingye on the shoulder.

"Ah, I sat on the wall at the beginning and said to the moon, then jumped to the roof, took out my cell phone, and didn't know who I was talking to. At the beginning, I had to talk about five minutes each time, and the conversation time became shorter and shorter. At the end, I only said one sentence after answering the phone, and laughed wildly until I fell on the roof..." Ming Ye shook his head, "Cheng, you seem to have distorted the sound with the sound barrier. We can't hear what you are talking about, just think you are very happy..."

Oh fuck...

The last words of the Heitong Magic Mirror are "Anyway, many girls are patrolling the road of the school gate - the president's office as if nothing had happened, and there are also a few men who are protruding their heads... Oh fuck", which means...

...Wait, why do you have to characterize the last words as a last word? Has the man's seventh sense judged that he was unfortunately killed? This means that a great crisis is coming?

Long Shencheng quickly took out his cell phone and wanted to find the call record. Then, he realized a very bad fact - there is no call record. In order to keep it confidential and safe, his cell phone does not have the function of saving call record. Anyway, the brain that is unforgettable and strong to the extreme is the most complete and secure information storage mechanism in the world. Thousands of call records and call content in the past five years have been stored in the brain in detail. If you think about it, you can emerge from the sea of ​​memory. You can't use the original thing like call records at all. However, there will always be exceptions and accidents in everything. For example, he can't remember any of the calls he made yesterday...

Oh oh oh oh oh oh bastard! Does Monkey Wine have such a terrifying memory removal effect?

Anyway... the most urgent thing is to figure out what terrible things happened last night... What did I do? Oh, if you think about it carefully, you can still deduce what stupid things I did last night. It's just that my brain is unwilling to accept this fact. Oh no... Am I trying to die... Let's just go to Okay to hide for a while...

"Cheng? Your face looks bad. Are there any problems that bother you? What can I help? If possible, please tell me, I might be able to solve one or two. After all, why do you and me have a different relationship? Your business is mine." Ming Ye put his cheeks over and said with some concern, "As a matter of course... it was because of last night. I'm sorry, I should have stopped you from drinking too much at that time. This is my dereliction of duty."

...If you don't say it, I'll forget it. Baboon stops. I'll take off your monkey skin and light the sky lantern!

"Get up first." Long Shencheng opened the drawer, took out a silver square, and gently pressed the button in the middle. The square spread out like mercury, spreading rapidly to his whole body, turning into a standard school uniform of Tianqi Academy. The president, who was easier to finish in one second, snatched the door and "changed his clothes and came down to eat!"

He quickly walked down the stairs, and a group of people were already sitting in the living room to prepare for dinner. Long Shencheng swept around, but he did not see the figure of the baboon. Zhi brother, Mo Ruo brother, and the gorilla gall honestly sold his father: "Brother, my father just received an emergency call, saying that some situation occurred in the company and summoned him to return urgently, so his father took a few bites of food and went out."

Long Shencheng sneered.

I could tell where the baboon was hiding with my tailbone.

He turned around and went into the bathroom, took out his cell phone, and began editing text messages.

"Dragon Godzhi has reached Yinshi's territory, with a small treasury on his body, and he naturally arrears the rent. Baboon Zhi is a big treasury and is still a fool, so he wants to collect the rent, you know." He thought about it and edited another note, "Although Baboon Zhi is a fool, he is not inferior to Yinshi's thick-skinned. If he rolls around, he can carry out Ape Takashi. Both father and son are bitches, and they usually destroy each other and use everything. This is a good opportunity."

He pressed the send button and the recipient was "My mother-in-law in time".

Immediately, he began to edit the second text message.

"I heard that my grandfather and my mother-in-law were old classmates. I was a bit like acquaintance back then. Recently, I heard that my grandfather was speechless after drinking and was still obsessed with my mother-in-law. After hearing this, my father also wanted to help my grandfather match up. Grandma must be careful. If you find a phone call related to my father, grandfather and my mother-in-law, then..."

Send, grandma.

"Is Shura Field... Then let's die together, bastards..." Long Shencheng said silently, "Who are the aunts who were entangled with baboonzhi back then?"

He began editing the third text message.
Chapter completed!