Chapter 20: A Family Who Loves and Kills Each Other
"Eat, watch what they do, are you afraid they will snatch it from you? Don't worry, this bowl is all yours. Eat it slowly, no one will snatch it from you." Zhang Fang smiled at Li Chang, with a smile on his face.
A motherly smile.
"Mom, you really misunderstood me. Am I afraid that they will rob me? I really want them to rob me!" Li Chang complained in his heart. He didn't dare to let his mother see it, so he exposed it to her.
A smile.
Li Chang's mother is good at everything, but she has a serious misunderstanding of her own cooking skills. I don't know where she got this inexplicable sense of confidence. Li Chang's mother likes to cook, and although most of the dishes she cooks are considered
It's not very delicious, but I can't say it's terrible, but there's one thing. I definitely can't eat my mother's new dishes.
Li Chang’s mother likes to try all kinds of fresh dishes, such as boiled watermelon with sesame paste, garlic tomatoes, black fungus and pumpkin porridge. Have you tried these? I’m sorry that Li Chang has tasted these dark dishes. For this reason, Li Chang’s family has
I have experienced food poisoning no less than five times!
Li Chang doesn't dare to think about those experiences now. Li Chang suspects that if God hadn't pity him, he would have died in the hands of his own mother instead of his own mother. Every time he was poisoned, it was Li Chang's father.
He held on to his strength and drove the family to the hospital.
Li Chang sometimes thinks that if his father hadn't been tenacious, his family might have been on the headlines of local newspapers.
"What makes the housewife poison her husband and two young children in despair? Is it a loss of morality or a lack of human nature? Please follow the editor to get behind this appalling case and explore the dark side of human nature." Li Chang seemed to have already seen it.
Here are the headlines in the local newspaper and the neat obituaries of the family.
"No, Mom, you see that Dad works so hard every day. As the backbone of the family, he needs to be replenished even more. In my opinion, it is better to honor Dad with this big bowl of fish." Li Chang showed his filial piety to his father.
A smile like that, sorry, Dad, I want to live.
"My dear son, you should eat it yourself. Dad already tasted it two days ago." Li Wenbing looked at his son deeply and made a subtle gesture to Li Chang, saying "halve the living expenses".
"Then..." Li Chang was still a little unwilling to be threatened. After all, the decision-making power of his living expenses was mainly in the hands of his mother. When Li Chang chose to hesitate between halving his living expenses or being sent to the hospital, Li Chang
Wen Bing made another killing move and made a sign with the number three. Li Chang understood what his father meant. As long as he let him go, Li Chang would be given an extra three hundred pocket money later.
"Yes, your dad was full of praise after eating this dish that day." Thinking of her husband's performance after eating that day, Zhang Fang nodded happily.
"Mom, I'm afraid you may have misunderstood Dad's praise. If it hadn't been for every time someone at home said that a dish you cooked was not delicious, the food at home would have been that dish for the next few days.
, you have to make it until everyone says it tastes delicious. How can everyone say something so contrary to their will?" Li Chang was already complaining crazily in his heart, and looked at his stomach pitifully at those horrible dishes.
In the end, it all ended up in everyone’s stomach.
"It's such a pity that Dad has no luck. By the way, Li Meng lives on campus now when she is in high school, and she only comes back on weekends."
"Li Meng probably hasn't tasted the new dishes made by my mother. My mother knows that Li Meng is the most greedy. She will definitely drool when she sees this delicacy. Come on, brother, let me give you this bowl. Don't
I'm sorry, look at your... little face, it's all swollen from hunger." Li Chang showed a caring brotherly smile to Li Meng. Since his father could no longer attack, Li Chang decisively transferred his firepower to his little sister.
On Li Meng.
"You were obviously just saying that I had developed horizontally and wanted me to lose weight. Everyone heard it." Li Meng looked at the bowl of red volcanic fish fillets, shuddered, and quickly exposed Li Chang's lies.
"That's because my brother saw it wrong before. Now I take a closer look. Li Meng, I haven't seen you for a while. Your skinny brother's heart aches when he looks at it. Here, take a big drink and don't be polite to your brother.
"Li Chang looked at Li Meng lovingly, and pushed the bowl of food in front of Li Meng with great righteousness.
"No, I'm almost 130 pounds and I don't need any more supplements. I decided to start losing weight today. I'd rather leave this bowl of volcanic fish fillets to my brother to replenish his body." Li Meng shook her head and faced Li Meng.
Chang smiled sweetly and pushed the bowl of volcanic fish fillets over while chatting and laughing.
"If you don't eat enough, you won't have the energy to lose weight. Take it." The bowl was pushed over again.
"My brother is the one who needs to replenish his body the most. Looking at his thin body, my sister is very worried that he will not be able to find a girlfriend in the future. After all, he has been single for more than 20 years and is now in college.
I've never had a girlfriend before." Li Meng gave Li Chang a "backstab" with a smile and pushed the volcano fish over.
"Don't worry about me. My sister is busy with her studies in high school. My sister needs to replenish her body more."
Zhang Fang, who was sitting aside, was originally very happy to see a pair of children showing humility to each other, but the more she watched, the more she felt something was wrong. After a while, Zhang Fang, who slowly came to her senses, began to have a "dark cloud" cover her face.
"Mom, I'm really happy to see you two brothers and sisters loving each other so much. You two don't have to give in." While Li Chang and Li Meng were still fighting each other, the old man came from beside them.
Mom's sad voice.
"Don't worry, everyone has it. Li Meng, you and your dad are still in the kitchen and haven't brought it out yet. You are all indispensable!"
The air on the dinner table became stagnant for a moment, and Li Chang felt faintly that his buttocks had begun to heat up.
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"Li Chang, do you have no classes next Monday?" After dinner, his mother Li Fang went to wash the dishes. Li Chang, his father, and Li Meng sat in front of the TV holding their tummy stomachs.
On the sofa, the three of them looked at each other and remained silent.
Li Chang saw his father watching the program on TV with blank eyes, and suddenly stood up without remembering something. He glanced at himself and Li Meng vaguely, turned around and walked to the balcony, took out his mobile phone and seemed to be
I was sending a message to someone, and after a while, my father slowly walked over with his belly in his arms. Before he could sit down, the ringtone of his cell phone rang.
"Hey, who is it? Oh, it's Lao Zhang." Li Wenbing saw a hint of joy in his eyes when his cell phone rang. He immediately connected the call and shouted loudly to the other end of the phone.
"Dad, why are you so fake? There is clearly an incoming call notification on your phone." Li Chang looked at his father's poor praise and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
"What's going on? Lao Wu is back tonight? Invite me to dinner, no, I have to stay at home with my wife and children tonight, what! Lao Wu is leaving tomorrow? That's okay, I'll follow you
Chapter completed!