Chapter 9 Ridiculous anecdote
"Daoji is saying that a group of soldiers kicked down the widow's door, but instead of looting, they helped them repair their house, patch walls, carry water and chop firewood, and finally gave them dozens of kilograms of rice?"
Ridiculous, extremely ridiculous, this is the most ridiculous joke Guo Wei has heard in his decades of life. His eyes widened and he wished he could stuff an egg into his mouth.
In fact, it was not just Guo Wei who was surprised. Most of the people in Bianliang were shocked when they heard about this incident. Various speculations immediately spread in the room, and the ridiculous anecdotes also gave rise to more ridiculous rumors. .
For example, the widow was born into a beautiful woman who was as beautiful as a woman in the world, and her beauty was comparable to that of the favorite concubine of Emperor Mingzong of the Tang Dynasty. The military leader coveted the widow's beauty, so he brought people to her door to show her courtesy.
Some people also say that the man who died as a widow was actually a guard in the palace of the Later Jin Dynasty. When the Khitans entered the city, they took advantage of the chaos and stole a large amount of Shi Chonggui's gold, silver and jewelry and ran away incognito. These soldiers were actually thinking about that batch of wealth.
What's more, it is said that the widow is actually the emperor's wife before he ascended the throne, and the two children are actually the emperor's illegitimate children. Didn't you hear that those soldiers came from the palace? The emperor must have sent them to look after them. The three mothers.
The corners of Guo Wei's mouth twitched unnaturally, "My outer chamber? Haha - I really want to have an illegitimate child! After I came to the throne, I strictly prohibited soldiers from entering the city to disturb the people. Whose subordinates don't take my will seriously? You even pretended to be from the front of the palace, so I will leave the matter of Daoji to you and investigate it strictly."
Wei Renpu cupped his hands and said: "The report reported to Your Majesty by the humble minister has been verified. The group of soldiers are in front of the palace. They are indeed disturbing the people, but they are not harming them."
"Are the people in front of the palace here... Could it be the group outside?" Guo Wei subconsciously reached out and pointed in the direction outside the palace.
Wei Renpu smiled and nodded: "Your Majesty is wise, you are exactly that group!"
"A bowl of chopsticks, a bowl of chopsticks... Jiubao, hurry up and catch up, you're only a little older now, and you can't run anymore! If you don't want to run, you can withdraw your settlement fee and leave at any time. The gate is right over there. I won't let you run away." Don’t stop me!”
Xu Xian led a group of people in the inner circle and trotted in unison, shouting and cursing loudly from time to time. In just ten days, he felt that he was much ruder. It is indeed not easy to lead troops, especially for junior officers.
They are all a bunch of rough guys. Don't point out how high their ideological awareness can be. Rewards and punishments are almost the only means of leading troops, but the scale is also difficult to grasp. For example, the scale of the reward and punishment system is difficult to grasp. The heavier the punishment, the more severe the blow. If you believe that punishment is light, it will have no effect; if you reward too much, others will be jealous and cause conflicts, and if you reward too little, it will have no effect.
For the stubborn guys, killing the chicken to scare the monkeys is the most effective. Now Xu Xian has eliminated five or six of them, and every time one is missing, he can always stay calm for a few days.
"Li Ding! Li Mobai, who asked you to sit down and help me get up? You just ran a few miles away and you couldn't stop panting. If you haven't been hollowed out by Sister Yao, why don't you let Yin Simiao prescribe a prescription to replenish it for you?" .”
Everyone snickered softly when they heard this. After they had taken a breath, Xu Xian said again: "Look to the right, turn to the left, and take a break to eat after standing for a stick of incense."
Xu Xian walked among the ranks, checking everyone's movements, "Chen Yonggui, your legs are open again."
This was an errand job for a traveling businessman. When he came back from a business, he found that his wife had been snatched away, so he joined the army in anger. Xu Xian asked him if he joined the army to become stronger and wanted to take his wife back, but he said that he had It was just right to snatch away the wife who was both good at eating and prodigal. If someone robbed his wife, he would also rob other people's wives, and even a good-looking one.
"Captain, I have bandy legs. I've had them since I was a child. My father used a cloth bag to tie me up when I was a child. After all, it's useless and I can't change it. Don't worry about me. Look, there's someone outside the camp.
Look this way furtively, lest they are enemy spies spying on us."
The fighting spirit is quite strong, but now there is no enemy coming from anywhere. Xu Xian still turned around and took a look. Sure enough, he saw two people standing outside the camp gate from a distance. They were not Guo Wei and Wei Renpu. Xu Xian gave an order
Hurry over and see you.
Guo Wei had been extremely disappointed since he last saw Xu Xian's recruitment of "Heavenly Soldiers". He was so busy in the harem that he almost forgot about it. He really didn't expect Xu Xianfei to make some noise.
He had previously issued a decree not to allow soldiers to enter the city and disturb the people. When he heard that Xu Xian led the troops out of the camp, he couldn't help but feel a little angry. He immediately left the palace to see what Xu Xian was doing. He spent a long time outside the camp watching the anger in his heart.
Most of it has been eliminated.
Guo Wei knows best what kind of character these recruits had before. There is no difference between them and ordinary people. In just over half a month, they have already changed their appearance.
Apart from other things, not everyone can line up this neat team. Just now I saw them trotting in circles without any chaos. Now they are standing there with their backs straightened. It is really a pleasure to watch.
"Wei Chen has met His Majesty!"
"Well, take me over and have a look."
I don’t know why Guo Wei suddenly came over. His expressionless face showed that he couldn’t calm down, but Xu Xian didn’t feel guilty. His training results could withstand the test.
Guo Wei walked in front of the crowd with his hands behind his back and suddenly said: "Turn left!"
This is what he heard Xu Xian shouting just now, but it was useless when he shouted. The group of people seemed to be like wooden piles and could not move.
Xu Xian quickly introduced to everyone, "This is our Shangguan. You have all met him before. Everyone listens to his command." Then he turned to Guo Wei and said, "It's time to start!"
Guo Wei took a breath and shouted: "Turn left!" His voice was loud and faintly powerful, which made people feel excited. The recruits seemed to feel it, and they seemed to use a little more effort than usual when they fit their feet together.
There was a muffled sound. This is probably equivalent to an expert player, who is more comfortable playing with low-end equipment.
Guo Wei's eyes shone, his mouth showed a hint of joy and he shouted: "Turn left! Turn left!..."
He seemed to be addicted to playing. He shouted seven or eight times in a row with very short pauses. It was rare that many recruits tried their best to cooperate, but sooner or later he would faint if he kept shouting like this.
Xu Xian leaned over and whispered: "Your Majesty, if you shout like this, they will faint."
"I just heard you shout such a command, that's all, let them rest and go to your military tent to talk!"
Xu Xian didn't have a separate tent to sleep with the recruits. He originally wanted to exchange feelings and understand their thoughts, but these people had no idea about training and listened to them talking about nonsense.
Guo Wei entered the tent, his expression richer than before, "Is this your military tent?"
He has been in the army all his life, spending more time in military tents than at home. He has lived in both the smelly tents of small soldiers and the extremely luxurious tents of generals.
But I have never seen such a military tent. The tent is very pleasing to the eye. There are more than ten wooden basins neatly arranged on the ground on one side, and white linen towels are placed on the edge of the basins. They are spotless. The ground on the other floor is paved with a layer of water.
Oilcloth, then thick grass thatch, the sheets were as smooth as slate, without a trace of wrinkles.
Especially the quilt folded into squares was so neat that he almost suspected that the quilt was made of mud. But when he pressed it with his hand, it was still soft and deformed in an instant. The cotton inside could be vaguely seen through the thick gaps in the quilt.
Velvet reed.
Chapter completed!