Chapter 569 You are so funny

Author: Fierce Male Hamster

Chapter 569 You are so funny

Qi Ge looked at the basalt slabs on the bookshelf with an emotion similar to that of a pilgrim.

This wall is full of demigod relics, and it may even be the only relic of the goblin demigod.

"Although I am not a goblin, I am the lord of countless goblins.

The fairies and I are heart to heart and hand in hand.

Great Fairy Demigod, you wouldn’t mind letting me have a look at your legacy, right?

I promise that after I read it, I will translate it to the fairies, and there will be absolutely no mistakes or omissions."

Qi Ge muttered to himself twice and looked up the contents of the slate carefully.

"A simple method to make a stone vampire":

"Vampires are so strong, they can fly, are strong, and can also suck blood.

Although the giants can defeat the vampires, they can't catch up with them, so I thought of a good way to help the giants.

That is to create a vampire out of stone!

Vampires made of stone can also fly and are very strong and will not be sucked blood. They are completely defeated!

I'm so smart.

So, how to create a stone vampire? In fact, the method is very simple.

First, find a rock that looks alive and kicking, then use a hammer to knock it twice, and then use a pickaxe to hit it four times.

Then inject three points of happiness, four points of happiness, two points of enthusiasm and one point of touching.

A stone vampire is complete!

By the way, the stone vampires made of basalt are the hardest."

Qi Ge:……

ha?

Qi Ge had to admit that he was confused.

He didn't know whether this was a system translation problem or a problem with his own understanding.

Qi Ge could understand every word, but when put together, it was like a heavenly book.

What is "a rock that looks alive"?

How do you knock twice to "help chirp, help chirp"? What do you mean by "dong dong dong dong" four times?

What are the last things injected?

Hiss~

A bad premonition suddenly arose in Qi Ge's heart.

"Study of Small Stone Giants"

The giants are very powerful, but there are too few of them. They can't defeat others and grab the Tears of Asa!

I must immediately create a new race of giants out of stone to help the giants fight, oh la la.

First find a handsome big rock, and then poke it with a small pickaxe!

Then use the big hammer and bang bang bang!

Finally, use an awl to dig out a pair of eyes!

Boom boom boom! A small stone giant is ready!

Then add some details to the stone giant and inject soul into it, and the stone giant will come alive!

Qi Ge:……

Hiss~~

Qi Ge took a breath of cold air, feeling a bad premonition in his heart.

Facts have proved that the fairies have always been kind-hearted and funny people.

Even the information left by the fairies and demigods is so elusive.

Obviously, the goblin demigod has always wanted to help the giants. He never thought that his descendants would be persecuted by the titans and become what they are today.

Qi Ge carefully looked at the slates one by one, but there was no production method mentioned on any slate that he could understand.

In the end, only "Basic Use of the Power of Thunder" was left, which used more than a dozen stone tablets.

"Long live! The Prime Wind Crown gave me and El the power of thunder and lightning respectively!

It was so wise under the initial wind.

I am the smartest elf among all fairies, and El is the smartest giant among all giants.

Under the leadership of our fairies and giants, we will definitely obtain the Tears of Asa, become the first force established in the world of Asa, and then defeat Chaos.

The initial wind crown will never regret his decision.

Well, that's what it says, but how to use this thunder rule?

I don't have any talent in combat, I'm only good at alchemy and machine manufacturing.

Let me study it carefully.

...(Part of the text on the stone tablet is blurred and translated into gibberish.)

Oh oh oh!

The power of thunder is so magical.

I discovered that the properties of many metals and resources will change when varying degrees of thunder power are injected into them.

Thunder can also make metal magnetic.

With magnetism, metal can move on its own.

There are also many resources that can transform themselves into new Thunder Power under the influence of Thunder Power.

If that's the case, then I'll do this first, then that, and then bang, pop... (more than two hundred words omitted)

Ah ha, done!

A mechanical dragon that can move on its own.

It has infinite strength and agile movements. It can also convert various resources into the power of thunder and shoot lightning from its mouth.

I created a mechanical dragon that can cast level 7 magic. What a genius I am!

In addition to being unable to fly, it is even more powerful than a real dragon.

I have decided to tell Al the good news tomorrow, and then I will ride on the mechanical dragon and go with Al to kill the team of chaos dragons blocking the way.

This will definitely be an exciting and exciting battle.”

Qi Ge:……

grass!

What the hell.

Mechanical arms capable of releasing demigod-level magic?

What quality does this have to be?

Miracle? Myth?

Since it is a mechanical branch, there must be a way to mass produce it, right?

Could it be said that mass production is a myth?

Qi Ge's eyes were almost red. He stared at the slate, hoping to figure out the manufacturing method of the mechanical dragon from the pile of unclear descriptions.

It’s so longing to see it! It’s so longing to see it!

However, no matter how Qige looked, he couldn't understand it.

"Damn it!! Could it be that during this battle, the fairy demigod was attacked by Al Zeus?

Al Zeus killed a demigod who could mass-produce mythical soldiers, just to grab the Thunder rules?

The crime is extremely heinous! The crime is unpardonable!

The Mother Goddess has such a good temper. If I were the Mother Goddess, no matter how stable the world is, I would not be happy unless I cut Al Zeus into pieces."

Qige touched her chest, feeling so heartbroken that she couldn't breathe.

"Hey, calm down, calm down.

After all, this is the message left by the goblin demigod.

Just because I can't understand it doesn't mean the goblin can't understand it.

I immediately copied it, translated it into the common language of Asa, and showed it to Rod."

Although Qi Ge was very anxious, he did not copy "Basic Use of the Power of Thunder" because it was too long.

He first picked out a shorter article called "A Simple Method for Making a Stone Vampire" and copied it down, then showed it to Petra and Rhodes.

"Rhode, Petra, I guess this alchemy laboratory belongs to an ancestor of your goblin clan.
To be continued...