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Chapter 52 Flying in the Air(1/2)

In the mountain temple, the chaos has reached the extreme at this time. Countless people are running frantically towards the outside of the mountain temple to find a small forest to solve the problem. There is no difference between masters and gangsters at this time.

However, not everyone can hold on until they can walk out of the mountain temple. Those who can't hold on can start to deal with it on the spot. For a while, the entire mountain temple is full of white buttocks.

As for the heads, everyone covered their heads with a tacit understanding, and the lower parts were the same, so it was impossible to tell who it was, as long as no one could recognize their own faces.

"Damn it, what did you all eat? It tastes so good?"

"You're so fucking patient that you can still be so respectful. No one wants to do this. Oops, here we go again."

"That's right, you are much better than Mr. Yu Liancheng Yu. At least you have your butt exposed, so be satisfied."

"That is, the dignified representative of South Green Forest got into his pants in front of the entire North and South Green Forest. It is estimated that no one will be able to forget such a grand event in the next twenty years."

"You are different. Everyone is showing their buttocks."

"Look, you know who I am, but Yu Liancheng has shown his face. In comparison, Black Mountain Bear, White Horse Temple Demon Master, Blood River Tower killer Wu Qing, and Nan Jian Duan Cheng of Diancang Faction at least ran away."

"It's really too miserable. If I didn't, I probably wouldn't have the face to hang out in the world."

………

Listening to the discussion in his ears, Yu Liancheng felt that his life was completely dead at this moment, and everything seemed to be meaningless.

What is social death? This is social death.

But even after social death, Yu Liancheng was still unable to control his body, and violent reactions arose from his intestines.

There was another crisp sound of "crash", symbolizing that this nightmare was still not over.

………

The grove outside the mountain temple was also crowded with people at this time, and the sound of rushing and strange smell enveloped the entire grove.

"Master, you are here too. It turns out that the buttocks of monks are so white. I thought the Buddha's buttocks were all golden." Black Mountain Bear covered his head and said.

"Shut your mouth, don't let Sajia beat you with his Zen staff after finishing it." The demon-suppressing master of Baima Temple seemed to have completely broken his kungfu at this time. He didn't even call me a poor monk, and directly called himself Sajia.

Montenegro Xiong spread his hands and said, "I don't mind if we're both looking at people from the end of the world. Why are you so irritable, Master? Doesn't Buddhism say that everything is empty?"

"Sajia has not yet reached the realm of cultivation and cannot be empty. Oops, here it comes again." At this time, the demon master of Baima Temple had his whole face distorted and made a "crash" sound again.

In the entire grove, he was the only one wearing a monk's robe. Even if he turned his head away, others could recognize him and there was no way he could hide.

Except for Yu Liancheng who did not escape, it was his social death that was the most complete.

Even a monk can't bear this grievance.

If the monk knew who did this, he would hang that person naked on the top of Tokyo City for half a month.

Don't mention Buddhist compassion to me, monk. I'm just so irritable, it's useless even if Buddha comes.

And just when the Zen Master of Baima Temple was falling thousands of miles away, a strange sound sounded from the sky.

The demon-suppressing master of White Horse Temple immediately looked up, and then he saw a strange black shadow falling behind him.

"what?"

Amidst the exclamations of the Zen Master of Baima Temple, only a "boom" was heard, and the Black Mountain Bear saw a snow-white butt flying up and flying into the mountain temple again.

Black Mountain Bear couldn't help but swallowed his saliva and said: "Now this monk will probably never forget this day in his life, but for being able to perform obeisance in mid-air, this guy is considered the first person in Buddhism. The Buddha probably didn't have this experience."

.”

Just when the Black Mountain Bear was sighing, in the next second, a cannonball landed behind him, and there was another black butt flying in the air.

When Wu Qing, the killer of Blood River Tower, and Duan Cheng, the Nanjian of Diancang faction, who were not far away from the two people, saw this scene, they suddenly had a bad feeling.

"How about we move?" Wu Qing, the killer of Blood River Tower, suggested with a pale face.

"Okay!" Nanjian Duan of Dian Cang faction nodded immediately and said.

And just after the two people changed places, a cannonball accurately hit behind the two people, and the next second, two white figures rose into the sky again.

Next, only "Boom! Boom! Boom!" was heard. Continuous explosions came from the mountain temple. Blood and unknown liquid were mixed together, making countless people wail.

"Who did this? There are even artillery pieces. It's so wicked. Don't you know how to be respectful?"

"This method is not worthy of a man. Even the devil is not so cruel. Don't let me find your little son. If you don't, you will have to cut him into pieces to relieve the hatred in my heart."

"Do you dare to get out of here? I will fight with real swords and guns."

"Shameless rat, you know all these dirty tricks, do you dare to let me go out of my way to do it?"

"It's so despicable and shameless. I have never seen such despicable and shameless means."

………

In the distance, among the Big Muscle Team and Top0 Team who were firing wildly, Deng Xian put down the telescope in his hand and said:

"What's going on with the anti-aircraft gun team? Didn't they blow up the mountain temple? How did they get into the woods?"

"Their ideas are always bad, but something seems to have exploded. It looks very white to me. What is it?" the donkey of the production team said while filling the ammunition.

Hearing this, Deng Xian's mouth twitched and said: "Nothing, just a monk, don't worry about him, continue to bomb, after five minutes of bombing, we will rush in in four groups and tell the other two teams."

"Understood, leave it to me." The donkey of the production team made a received gesture.

………

At this time, on the other side of the battlefield, Gray Feng listened to the curses in the mountain temple, looked at me and said:

"You can cover your head later, the people inside probably want to kill you now."

I am really not a vegetarian and I looked suspicious and said: "I just made a pot of mushroom soup seriously, why did it become like this again?"

"What do you mean by 'again'? Isn't it normal for your mushroom soup to be made like this?" Gray Feng scratched his head and asked.

"That's not right. I feel like it's already cooked this time. Why is it still a bit undercooked?" I said as if I was not a vegetarian and didn't think clearly.

"It's not a matter of poor heat at all, your mushrooms are definitely poisonous." Gray Wind said without any hesitation.

"Impossible, impossible, there is absolutely no way there is something wrong with my mushrooms. Is it because the cooking method is wrong? How about stir-frying next time?" I said with an unbelieving look on my face even though I am not a vegetarian.

When Hui Feng heard this, the corner of his mouth twitched and he said, "You go down later and ask the NPCs if they dare to eat the mushrooms you stir-fried."

I'm not a vegetarian, my eyes lit up when I heard this and I said, "You're right, I should capture two NPCs for experiments."

"Holy shit, are you going to fuck someone right now? Medical laboratories have to kill white mice and monkeys first, and you're going to start spinning right now?" Gray Feng asked in shock.

He suddenly felt that he should not remind me that I was not a vegetarian.

"It's okay, are they all NPCs? It's just an experiment." I was really not a vegetarian and looked at the mountain temple in the distance and said eagerly.

I don't know why Gray Feng suddenly felt sad for the next NPC that was not killed by the explosion.

Sometimes, death is really a relief.

………

The anti-aircraft gun team was fiddling with the mortars in their hands at this time. Anti-aircraft gun No. 1 held a telescope and said, "Why did the shot go wrong? Didn't you say you were very stable?"

Zhang Buzheng heard this and said, "It's okay. It's not too crooked. At least it's white when it explodes. I'll try adjusting it again."

"Okay, I believe you again. Aim at the Mountain Temple. Look at how accurate the Big Muscle Team and the Top 0 Team are. Every shot hits the mountain temple." Anti-aircraft gun No. 1 nodded.

"Don't worry, captain, I can always shoot." Zhang Buzheng said, patting his chest.

As he spoke, he played with the grenade in his hand for a while, and then said: "Okay, I've debugged it, let's try again."

"Okay, then you try again." Anti-aircraft gun No. 1 nodded.

Zhang Buzheng heard this and put the cannonball into the grenade.

"boom!"

Accompanied by the sound of the artillery being ejected, the anti-aircraft gun team looked in the direction in which the artillery shells were fired, but they only dared to see that the artillery shells hit the place where they were last time.

Anti-aircraft gun No. 1 looked at Zhang Buzheng with some suspicion and said: "Why did you shoot wrong again? This time it was a black one that flew up. Can you do it? Zhang Buzheng, Zhang Buzheng, are you really shooting wrong?"

"That means I'm still making progress after the frying is done." Zhang Buzheng said seriously.

"Okay, then you can fire another shot and let me see if there is really any progress." Anti-aircraft gun No. 1 said dubiously.

"No problem, just take a look."

Zhang Buzheng turned his head again and fiddled with the grenade, and then threw in another cannonball.

"boom!"

Along with the sound of the artillery being ejected, Anti-aircraft Gun No. 1 picked up the telescope and looked over.

"Well, there is indeed progress. I exploded two white ones this time, which at least doubled the number. Let me continue to explode."

………

The mountain temple was already in a mess, but the sound of artillery did not stop at all, and continued to fall from the sky.

The wailing sound has gradually been replaced by the sound of artillery, becoming the main theme in the entire mountain temple.

In the middle of the mountain temple, feeling the severe pain in his stomach and intestines, Yu Liancheng, who was completely dead, suddenly felt that it would be good to kill everyone with artillery. At least this way no one would know that he was dead.

And just when Yu Liancheng had this idea, a figure in cassock descended from the sky, showed his hand flying in the air, and then hit him hard, causing Yu Liancheng to spurt out a mouthful of blood.

"Wuliang fucking Amitabha, don't let the Sa family find you, otherwise... Oops, here we go again."
To be continued...
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