"I went up the mountain to look for immortals, and what I found were monks stationed in secular areas of the Immortal Sect. They randomly picked up some sentences from the Tao Te Ching, Baopuzi, and Huangdi Neijing. Don't these monks treat me differently?

Waiting?

"I drink some wine with them, talk about life and ideals, and I can always get a few bottles of low-quality elixirs to prolong life and cure diseases for mortals."

Li Dazhi frowned and said, "Can't you keep the life-extending elixir for yourself? Why sell it? If you sell it, wouldn't that slap the Taoist priest in the face?"

"How can it be sold?"

Li Pingan smiled and said:

"I took this elixir and came to this earthly world to find the government. I deliberately showed some elixir fragrance, and the local official came over with his nose pouted.

"The government here is called the Immortal Dynasty, and they are all remotely controlled by the forces cultivating immortals from outside.

"Now, I have become sworn friends with the two deputy city lords of Wan'an City. Several bottles of elixirs were given out as meeting gifts. They reciprocated the favor by taking me to several gatherings of dignitaries, so I took the opportunity to find some.

Power and wealth.

"After I got rich, I quickly bought some rare and elegant things from the world, and sent them to the Taoist priest on the mountain to maintain our relationship. The relationship between Taoist priest Chen and me has gradually improved. Look..."

Li Ping'an took out two more bottles of pills.

"Dad, please keep it, the blue pill will extend your life, and the green pill will restore your masculinity!"

Li Pingan said seriously:

"Don't you keep urging me to get married and have children? I will go to practice in the future. If you like children, why not make a few more yourself? I have no objection to you continuing to have a second child!"

"Bah! You bastard!"

Li Dazhi also forgot whether he was ashamed or because he felt that he could not lose face. He grabbed the soles of his shoes and chased his twenty-four or five-year-old son across the house.

Li Dazhi naturally understood in his heart that his son arranged all this so that he could take care of himself in peace and security.

His son is more capable than me, and Li Dazhi is also proud from the bottom of his heart.

But when I think about my son going to cultivate immortality soon, and maybe not seeing him again for decades to come, and that I may be alone until my death, I can't help but feel helpless...

Being a stranger in a foreign land, I miss my family even more during festive seasons.

well!

Is there any difference between time travel and not? In the end, it’s just the lonely old people who stay in one place.

"Sir, the road ahead is blocked."

Li Dazhi collected his mind and looked up. There was already a sea of ​​people in front of him. He could see children being pulled by their parents, rushing towards the Climbing Platform in the center of the city.

Near the Dengxian Terrace, Li Dazhi saw the familiar figure at a glance.

Among the rows of children, the only young man in brocade clothing standing standing somewhat stood out from the crowd; you could faintly hear many people around him pointing and making sarcastic remarks at the only adult.

That is Li Pingan.

Li Dazhi immediately beamed.

What he is most proud of is actually his son's good looks, which is as good as when he was young.

…

'I'm still a little nervous.'

Li Ping'an looked at the high platform in front of him and sighed softly in his heart.

He doesn't like the feeling of putting his fate in other people's hands.

But under the current conditions, this is his only way to become an immortal, and he must seize this opportunity.

There are always those who do good things and deliberately say things that ridicule people’s dreams:

"Master Li! You're so old and you haven't had your physical fitness tested yet? Don't be shameless and daydream. Do you want to try it again?"

"Didn't you hear what people said? Cultivation as an immortal must begin before the age of twelve. At that time, there is still a breath of innate energy. When a person grows up, the innate energy will dissipate."

A strong man in a short singlet smiled and shouted: "Brother! Do you still have your innocence? Cultivation of immortals must start from a boy and a girl. We don't want to fool around!"

Suddenly there was laughter all around.

Li Ping'an stood there calmly, turning a deaf ear and hearing but not seeing.

He asked Taoist Master Chen to look at it for him and confirmed that he had the opportunity to practice, but his qualifications were not outstanding, and because he started late, the door to innateness had been closed. He had lost his innocence and innocence a few years ago, and his future achievements would not be great.

will be too high.

Just have the chance.

As long as you can step on the threshold of the immortal road, work harder in the future and strive to have no regrets on this trip.

The offensive power of these comments was nothing compared to the 'Zuan Grand Stage' where he often hung out in his previous life.

Li Ping'an was thinking this in his heart when he heard a shout from behind him:

"Hey! Shopkeeper Li, why are you here to join in the fun!"

What followed was the loud voice that Li Pingan was most familiar with:

"Don't be offended, don't be offended! We, father and son, used to make a living hunting among the mountains and rivers. We didn't realize the fate of immortality and didn't increase our knowledge. So we missed the opportunity to cultivate immortality. It's really a regret in our lives!"

Li Ping'an turned his head to look, with a slight smile on his lips.

He listened to his father continue to smile heartily:

"Not only is my son going to take the test today, I'm also going to try it!

"Who says you can't seek a fairy fate when you get older?

"Everyone present! Let's disperse later. One by one, please go to my Drunken Immortal Pavilion. Everyone! A pot of fine bamboo tea, two ounces of good wine, and two plates of meat dishes!"

"good!"

There was a burst of booing from the men and women around him.

Father Li Dazhi put his hands in his sleeves, walked up to Li Ping'an with a smile, and raised his stubby eyebrows at him.

Li Ping'an whispered: "Dad, I can do it myself. What are you doing here?"

The father held his belly, narrowed his eyes, and whispered, "I signed up too."

Li Ping'an smiled and said: "You also want to practice? That's a good relationship, and we still have a chance to be brothers."

Father said "Hi" and said slowly:

"What am I cultivating? I am cultivating, half of my body is about to be buried in the earth."

"In this case, you are not the oldest here.

"Your father, I have a thick skin and am not afraid of embarrassment... Look ahead, keep smiling, and leave a good impression on the immortals on the stage. Maybe there will be your future master up there."

Li Ping'an sighed softly in his heart, asked his father to stand in front of him, then held his head high and let his mood return to calmness.

When the flowing clouds pass by my ears, there is no need for vulgar sounds.

clang!

On the high platform in front, a Taoist boy struck a gong and shouted in a childish and clear voice:

"Those who listen to the name can come on stage.

"If you don't have the magic of immortal fate, don't get entangled.

"Needless to say, why I came to the stage. If I reach out and touch the Wentian Stone, my luck and qualifications will be clear at a glance."

clang!

The second gong sounds.
Chapter completed!