Chapter 322 The Queen Mother is Drunk【Please vote for me】(2/2)
"Oh," Qing Su responded, her lips slightly pursed, half-smiling.
Turtle Lingling on the side asked crisply: "How can you take advantage of others' danger?"
Li Ping'an smiled and said nothing, sat down on one side of the low table, looked down at Fairy Ziyao's charming face, and put the hangover pill into her mouth.
A layer of light blue fairy light enveloped Zi Yao's body, blocking out the sobering pill.
But it is the Kunlun Mirror that protects the Lord on its own.
Gui Lingling came over and poked her: "Master's nephew, if that doesn't work, just wait until she wakes up."
"That's fine," Li Ping'an said, "it's impossible for her to be drunk for ten days."
Qingsu asked: "But what important matter do you need to find her?"
Li Ping'an briefly talked about the possible restraining effect of the Fountain of Youth on Western Taoist soldiers, which made Qing Su's eyes a little more brilliant.
However, before Qingsu had time to speak, Fairy Ziyao suddenly sat up straight, with a drunken look on her pretty face, she opened her mouth and burped, and suddenly said:
"Your Majesty...do you want anything from me?"
Li Ping'an frowned and looked at her, suddenly feeling a bad feeling in his heart.
Zi Yao suddenly opened his hands and rushed toward Li Ping'an.
Li Ping'an immediately stepped aside, and Zi Yao fell directly to the ground, causing a cold snort of dissatisfaction. The collar of her inner coat was scattered, revealing a piece of snow-white.
A strand of hair fell in front of Zi Yao, and she turned to look at Li Ping'an. Although her posture was inelegant and her face looked drunk, there was something beautiful about it.
Zi Yao muttered: "You are not... hiccup... you want me to ask for help... Li Ping'an, stop..."
She stood up unsteadily and was about to pounce on Li Ping'an again.
"Uncle Spiritual Master! You help me first!"
Li Ping'an turned around and saw that his master and spiritual master uncle were nowhere to be found, and the attic door was even closed.
Li Ping'an:......
No, this is a trap carefully planned by Zi Yao?
It doesn't look like it.
Li Ping'an frowned and dodged to one side, allowing Fairy Ziyao to pounce again.
Zi Yao didn't fall this time. She turned around and looked at Li Ping'an, complaining dissatisfiedly:
"Why are you running? Am I ugly? Am I bad as an ancient power? Do you think I am too old... My, this is a newly formed body, my skin is smooth, and I am Daluo Jinxian
Yeah, the skin on both my bodies is very good... Li Pingan, why do you scold me... Do you know that so many people laugh at me... Even the teacher lied to me..."
Li Pingan asked softly: "Why did I lie to you?"
"He said that heaven has the opportunity to become a saint. He said that as long as I enter heaven and become the Queen of Heaven..., I will have the opportunity to become a saint of heaven and sleep with heaven and earth... standing on the top of all living beings..."
Fairy Ziyao took a breath and took two steps forward:
"I just want to live well this time, I don't want to be detached..."
"Teacher must be blaming me. The last time he came to look for me, I chose you instead of following him to seek transcendence in the universe. So the teacher is blaming me...
"If the teacher didn't want to give me Hongmeng Purple Qi, why did he tell me from the beginning that I could become a saint... How can I become a saint now... Even the Emperor of Heaven is avoiding me... Ugh..."
She suddenly covered her face and started crying.
Li Ping'an couldn't help but rush.
Gui Ling is really right, Zi Yao is drunk and crazy!
"Fellow Taoist, please don't do this," Li Ping'an glanced around a few times, but still did not dare to move forward.
His strength is much worse than that of Zi Yao, and it is easy for Zi Yao to restrain him if he gets close to him.
Uncle Spirit Master and Master must be peeking around somewhere right now!
Li Ping'an thought about comforting Zi Yao first, so his voice became gentler:
"Fellow Taoist, I did it deliberately when I said that to you last time. I had many concerns at the time, so I asked you, Taoist..."
"Hehe! I lied to you! I didn't cry!"
Fairy Ziyao suddenly lowered her hands, and there were two blushes on her face, like ripe apples, with a bit of stupidity, but there were two crystal tears hanging from the corners of her eyes that had not yet dried.
She smiled and said:
"I am the Queen Mother of the West! How could I cry like Lingling?
"Hmph!"
She pinched her waist with her left hand, waved her right hand forward, put her foot on the low table, and shouted:
"I want to rule the secret realm of Yaochi! I have the fate of being a queen! I am a hundred times better than Xi and Wangshu, and my name will be passed down through the ages!"
Li Ping'an was really touched.
He shook his head and chuckled, then said slowly: "Your Majesty Queen Mother of the West, how about you sit down now and I make you a cup of tea?"
"Let me think about it, you look pretty good."
Zi Yao pursed his lips. Such small actions of a drunk person had no specific meaning. At this moment, he knelt down obediently behind the low table, tilted his head and looked at Li Ping'an, smiling foolishly.
Li Ping'an sat on the other side of the low table and used his immortal power to take away the dozen wine bottles.
He felt dizzy after just a slight whiff of the wine, and he didn't know what kind of rare and fine wine it was.
At that moment, Li Ping'an took out the tea set and put a pill into the tea cup while making tea.
"Huh? You poisoned me! You don't think I'm drunk, do you? I'm not drunk! You poisoned me in front of me! Do you look down on me? Give me the poison and I'll take it myself!"
"What kind of poison is this? This is a pill!"
Li Ping'an thought and said slowly:
"An elixir that can whiten your skin, maintain youthful vitality, and make your skin shiny and bright."
"oh--"
Zi Yao's phoenix eyes suddenly had two little stars:
"Then put a few more!"
Li Ping'an poured a pot of hangover pill into the teapot. Zi Yao held the teacup, sniffed it at the tip of his nose, smelled it, stretched out his pink tongue and licked it gently, and then started to giggle.
Li Ping'an smiled and sighed: "I really want to take a photo bead to record you like this."
Fairy Ziyao burped, took a sip of tea, and let out a few sighs...
"Oh, it tastes great. Do you want to be a fairy? I have a pill here that can turn a male fairy into a fairy!"
Li Ping'an's forehead was covered with black lines, waiting for the hangover pill to take effect, and he chatted with her casually.
"What are you doing with this kind of elixir?"
"Because fairies are all fragrant. There are thousands of fairies in my Yaochi. They are beautiful and beautiful. I specially built a fountain of youth for them so that they can stay young forever... I also thought that if there were
If the male immortal wants to surrender to my power, then I will let him take this elixir... I will be the Queen of Heaven in the future, what will it be like to raise a man in the secret realm..."
I started to wake up and my language became more logical.
But not many are awake.
Li Pingan smiled and asked: "Then what do you think of Li Pingan?"
"Aren't you just Li Ping'an... Oh, just a lucky silly boy..."
Li Ping'an:......
"However," Zi Yao tilted her head, looked at him vaguely, and murmured, "am I also a lucky silly girl."
Li Ping'an:......
"When I was born and opened my eyes, I was a teacher. I was chosen by the teacher... The teacher kept telling me that I am the Queen of Heaven, I am the Queen of Heaven, so I, Yaochi, must become the Queen of Heaven. I want to be the one above all immortals and ride with the Emperor.
!”
Zi Yao said depressedly:
"You don't understand me at all, you just know how to be cruel to me.
"Let me tell you, if your father hadn't been able to influence the way of heaven and give lectures on the way of heaven, I would have pouted you, the would-be emperor of heaven, long ago!
"When the time comes, there will be no one to protect you, so I will take you back to Yaochi, give you the elixir to transform into a female fairy, and ask you to come over and kiss my toes every day, hum! Let me show you! My toes.
It’s the place I’m most satisfied with!”
She literally took off her socks, lifted her right foot with both hands, and handed her slender feet to Li Ping'an.
Suddenly, Zi Yao was startled.
He kept his hands and feet raised, his eyes flashed with fairy light, and light purple fairy light flashed around his body.
You can hear needle drops throughout the attic.
Li Ping'an's breathing was a little frozen.
Chapter completed!